Pundits

[VladimirIlyich]

9 minutes ago, Shitty Arse said:

Martin Tyler to leave Sky Sports before the start of the season. What a great start to the day waking up to this news! 

Is it true that he's now become full time President of the Man United supporters club instead of his previous part time role?

[Harry's Lad]

26 minutes ago, Shitty Arse said:

Martin Tyler to leave Sky Sports before the start of the season. What a great start to the day waking up to this news! 

Just came on to post this fucking brilliant news.

Good riddance to the biased, senile old twat.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Just came on to post this fucking brilliant news.

Good riddance to the biased, senile old twat.

You think his replacement will be any better or different? 

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You think his replacement will be any better or different? 

Time will tell, but I'm glad to see the back of him.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You think his replacement will be any better or different? 

Who do we call a cunt in the match threads next season?

[Harry's Lad]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Who do we call a cunt in the match threads next season?

Carra?!!

[ZonkoVille77]

Best news of the last 20 years. Martin Tyler is a stupid, senile, biased, bitter, boring, cock-rubbing dickhead. Good riddance. 

[Trumo]

58 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You think his replacement will be any better or different? 

 

Hopefully the replacement ditches the "And it's liiiive!" bollocks. Live football was around long before 1992.

[manwiththestick]

It's going to be a woman isn't it?

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

It's going to be a woman isn't it?

I suppose it's likely. 

[Mudface]

Of it's Vicky Sparks, I'm going on a bombing campaign of scorched earth terror.

[VladimirIlyich]

I listen without sound,if possible. I wish I could just use the crowd noise but Sky withdrew that option long ago,probably because it was more successful than an idiot commentator and know nothing pundits.

[Tj hooker]

24 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I listen without sound,if possible. I wish I could just use the crowd noise but Sky withdrew that option long ago,probably because it was more successful than an idiot commentator and know nothing pundits.

In the days of card sharing I remember watching a champions league game on Sky Italia were you had the option of listening without some idiot churning out the usual shite it was heaven , thank god Amazon prime offer it now I wish everyone would do it but as you say it was probably too successful. 

[magicrat]

Tyler has ruined numerous games for me with his bias and incessant opinionated drivel . He has taken it upon himself to interpret what the viewer is seeing rather than reporting what is happening and giving people the opportunity to form a coherent thought of their own . Unfortunately others have followed and the majority of pundit fraternity are now a complete waste of oxygen. Good riddance to Tyler but regrettably he has left his shitstain in every commentary box in the PL 

[Anubis]

A positive start to the season.

[Lee909]

Get in

 

 

 

 

[Scott_M]

Amazing goals getting an excited reaction. 
 

Tyler was too busy crying into his Horlick’s..

 

 

[Lee909]

Gary Neville will be fuming with the thought of sitting next to that

[Scott_M]

 

[Scott_M]

When there is a chance and he expects a goal, one thing Drury does do that annoys me is, for example…

 

AND Salah…

 

AND Firmino…

 

AND Nunez…

 

AND Gakpo…

 

AND Jota…

 

He really emphasises the AND, overly anticipating his next word will be “GOAL” or “SCORES”.

 

Still, it’s better than old sour puss Tyler. 

[Section_31]

Paul Merson, seriously, what the fuck is that all about?

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Paul Merson, seriously, what the fuck is that all about?

he's a fucking dickhead isn't he? but otherwise i am finding it mostly less offensive this year with the other pundits. and gary neville was genuinely (but not intentionally ) funny yesterday. 

[Section_31]

13 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

he's a fucking dickhead isn't he? but otherwise i am finding it mostly less offensive this year with the other pundits. and gary neville was genuinely (but not intentionally ) funny yesterday. 

 

I don't usually watch him, but fuck me.

 

"A club like Manchester united scrambling around with FFP, spending like a mid-table club - this is Manchester United!"

 

"But Gary, only Chelsea have spent more."

 

"Of course, this is Manchester United! They've got an annual turnover of £500m! This is Manchester United!"

 

The pundit's brain is missing.

 

 

[No2]

I was looking forward Peter Drury joining Sky. His commentary for highlights was really good, he sounded genuinely enthusiastic, good use of language and very clear in describing the moment. A handful of games in and already he's grating on me, describing corners or throw in's like someone had just landed on the moon.

[VladimirIlyich]

The answer to every problem is 'spend,spend,spend.' I'm so glad we have such a brilliant manager who spends only when necessary and believes in developing who you have.