Prince Philip...

[magicrat]

Is the Greek dead or not ?

Most of the fuckers live to about 190 . 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Protocol says that when he died, it has to be kept quiet until the BBC announce it at 8am tomorrow morning.

 

When I’m proved right on this, I’m keeping any further royal information to myself. So if you want the lowdown on what Princess Eugenie ordered from the chippy last Thursday, you’ll have to fuck off and find answers somewhere else.

1) That’s only if he does at night

 

2) ‘Eug’ only has eyes for a battered sausage, chips, bits, and lashing of gravy.

[Rico1304]

Protocol says that when he died, it had to be kept quiet until the BBC announce it at 8am tomorrow morning.

 

When I’m proved right on this, I’m keeping any further royal information to myself. So if you want the lowdown on what Princess Eugenie ordered from the chippy last Thursday, you’ll have to fuck off and find answers somewhere else.

I’ve got a mate who works for the BBC. When Liz goes all programme schedules are wiped for 2 weeks. Back to back royal progs.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve got a mate who works for the BBC. When Liz goes all programme schedules are wiped for 2 weeks. Back to back royal progs.

What are the odds on her croaking it the day before we crash out of the EU?

[Lee909]

What are the odds on her croaking it the day before we crash out of the EU?

 

Probably the day a certain team is due to win the league and all games postponed as a sign of respect

[Guest]

Protocol says that when he died, it had to be kept quiet until the BBC announce it at 8am tomorrow morning.

 

When I’m proved right on this, I’m keeping any further royal information to myself. So if you want the lowdown on what Princess Eugenie ordered from the chippy last Thursday, you’ll have to fuck off and find answers somewhere else.

This is the kind of shit that deserves a sweepstake.

[Fowlers God]

My boss brother works in parliament and he has broke loads of stuff to him and subsequently us over the last few years and he knows fuck all about it.

 

Fake News

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Protocol says that when he died, it had to be kept quiet until the BBC announce it at 8am tomorrow morning.

 

When I’m proved right on this, I’m keeping any further royal information to myself. So if you want the lowdown on what Princess Eugenie ordered from the chippy last Thursday, you’ll have to fuck off and find answers somewhere else.

The 8 am rule is only if one of them snuffs it overnight, I think.

[razor]

I’ve got a mate who works for the BBC. When Liz goes all programme schedules are wiped for 2 weeks. Back to back royal progs.

 

This won't happen.

 

Even my royalist mother would have her patience tested if she didn't get EastEnders for a fortnight.

 

Any goodwill from the housewives of Britain would be totally lost.

 

It will be two days of Royal coverage, no doubts about that.  There would then be a few days of mixed programming.  Then the funeral.  Then business as usual. 

 

One week max would be affected.

 

There would be a Facebook/Twitter storm like never before if the BBC cleared two weeks.  By day 8 there would be riots on the streets.

[Vincent Vega]

I’ve got a mate who works for the BBC. When Liz goes all programme schedules are wiped for 2 weeks. Back to back royal progs.

I’d love to see them try that if the World Cup is on.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Few sacrificed babies to Moloch and he'll be peachy in the morning.

[Rico1304]

This won't happen.

 

Even my royalist mother would have her patience tested if she didn't get EastEnders for a fortnight.

 

Any goodwill from the housewives of Britain would be totally lost.

 

It will be two days of Royal coverage, no doubts about that. There would then be a few days of mixed programming. Then the funeral. Then business as usual.

 

One week max would be affected.

 

There would be a Facebook/Twitter storm like never before if the BBC cleared two weeks. By day 8 there would be riots on the streets.

Not only is it planned, they practice for it.

 

One of those things I can’t prove till it happens. Then you’ll bow to my bbc inside knowledge

 

Edit: it take 2’weeks to execute the plans for the funeral

[Guest]

Not only is it planned, they practice for it.

 

One of those things I can’t prove till it happens. Then you’ll bow to my bbc inside knowledge

 

Edit: it take 2’weeks to execute the plans for the funeral

The BBC actively practice for when the Queen dies? That's quite shocking if true.

 

Edit : Mirror article on this confirms...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-happens-queen-dies-12-9539639

[Rico1304]

The BBC actively practice for when the Queen dies? That's quite shocking if true.

 

Edit : Mirror article on this confirms...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-happens-queen-dies-12-9539639

I’m not one to say I told you so.

[Chip Butty]

The BBC actively practice for when the Queen dies? That's quite shocking if true.

 

Edit : Mirror article on this confirms...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-happens-queen-dies-12-9539639

 

Will there be tea-towels, commemorative mugs and the like?

[Lee909]

All i give a shoit about is how it better not be a match week or it'll be cancelled and probably fuck up the next week for the coronation too.

Hopefully end of season or international week

[Rico1304]

All i give a shoit about is how it better not be a match week or it'll be cancelled and probably fuck up the next week for the coronation too.

Hopefully end of season or international week

Coronation will be weeks after. Mourning period and all that.

[Lee909]

Well it still better not fuck up the important things in life

Fuck the century old inbred cunts

[Rico1304]

Well it still better not fuck up the important things in life

Fuck the century old inbred cunts

2 days off work?

[Lee909]

Like fuck will i get any day off

 

On the other hand 2 days double time

 

 

 

Get your arse into gear Mr Reaper

[ZonkoVille77]

He's fuckin shite

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The BBC actively practice for when the Queen dies? That's quite shocking if true.

 

Edit : Mirror article on this confirms...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-happens-queen-dies-12-9539639

It'd be more shocking if they didn't.  You wouldn't expect them to just wing it.

 

I saw Steph McGovern on some programme a while back, saying she really hopes she's not hosting BBC Breakfast when the news breaks, because she reckons her Smoggy accent lacks solemnity and gravitas.

[tokyojoe]

The concept of the whole country grinding to a halt because some old bat pegs it is fucking ridiculous.

[Anny Road]

I'm pretty much a Republican and would bin them all but I also have a sense of history.

When she pegs it it should be marked even if just from an historical perspective. The sentimental bollocks will be inevitable but she is an historical figure of huge significance and it will be important to acknowledge that and take stock. The whole world will be looking at us.

[Lee909]

Important for what?

 

They do nothing and are 'important' because the lords,parliment and royalist want them to be important. They should have gone tbe same way as tbe French 200 years ago