Phone rings
Joe: Hi Mosh, how’s things
Mosh: oh hello err, Joe
Joe: got some great news my friend. You’re getting the all clear from the planning department next week for our new ground. All good to go from January.
Mosh: I’m sorry Joe, this line is terrible, I’ll call you back from another line.
Phone rings:
Hello, Merseyside police.
Mosh: Hello, I’d like to report a high ranking council official for corruption on a grand scale please