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My initial thought upon reading that was that it was no more than sour grapes, but then I remembered he very clearly stated at the start that it wasn't sour grapes, so now I don't know what to think.

Munich air disaster 62 years ago today. RIP. All those years ago there wasnt the same animosity between fans of the clubs.

Neighbours not rivals.

I can't remember the last time I heard so many people discussing the FA Cup. They should get Jurgen to do the next round draw off his tits in Ayia Napa.

Safe to say that I wouldn't take Code's view on Solbakken (or Sarr) as gospel. Solbakken is pretty universally known as a crook in Norway, agenda from Josimar or not. He's well protected though, as Solskjaer's shit doesn't stink over here, and a lot of powerful people in and around Norwegian football has made a lot of money from his deals. Allegedly...

Apparently she’s incredibly welcoming to uninvited fans, and won’t call the police if you turn up at her house on a nightly basis windmilling like that Newcastle fan and asking if you can come in to sniff her hair. Worth remembering if you’re a massive incel nonce. Fan. Worth remembering if you’re a massive fan.

He'll be especially handy for games where it rains.

I disagreed with what his "kids" stance, but he was right again. For his part in reinvigorating a tired and wishy-washy but once-famous knock-out competition, perhaps it should be re-named: "The FA Klopp"

"Cumdog" as he likes to be known. Fucking yard dog more like, Jones's shadow had more presence than that pathetic cunt. I've wanted to win the FA Cup from the off, always have and always will. It would be a massive nod to the youngsters who got us through (and shamed the Blooshite into the bargain) if we won it this season. And have every one of them there for the final, give them a day to remember. They've fucking earned it, the hard way too.

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

So, they've financially doped with the tainted money of a human rights abusing oil state for a decade, got a free stadium, have been able to sponsor themselves via third parties, had barely a slap on the wrist for cooking the books, bought dozens of top players and won trophies hand over fist. And they still think they're the plucky hard-done-by underdogs in all this? I'm not sure I've ever seen delusion on this scale.

Never forgotten

“He (Klopp) didn't have success immediately, but you're seeing it bears fruit four or five years on now from the beginnings of that.“ This is the key part, and I hope the Glazers & Woodward are on the same page, because their manager needs time.

Not anymore

See that, that’s your new ground that is....

Fascinating to see the work of an artist taking shape.

Shine on you crazy diamond. Keep biting those tiles Comrade.

Wouldn't mind leaving my kids in her car for 10 minutes. Or something.

What is more magical than a group of talented teenagers being given the chance to play for the biggest club in the country, in front of a sell out crowd, and playing like THAT??? Nothing, that’s what. This is the new magic of the cup, embrace it. "Playing like THAT" should be the worrying thing for the rest of league. Yes the 22 points is a BIG worry for this season & next - but this game and the other cup games shows that the template is now ingrained in the club and that there is (potentially) another generation to carry it forward. Isn't life grand!

See, people are happy to just laugh it away because there’s loads of pictures of her flashing a bit of tit. Meanwhile that young girl had her life ruined. Disgusting.

As long as his physical side doesn't drop off Klopp will want him to stay. He does the dirty work on the pitch a lot of which isn't noticed - except by Klopp. How the fuck he can have 2 or 3 opposition players hanging onto him and still turn them and keep the ball amazes me every time I see it. Such an intelligent player, he grasps Klopp's philosophy fully. I hope the club double his wages to stave off any competitors waving big bucks at him.

Thumbs up brate

I wouldn’t, as Alisson clearly takes his religion seriously and I think he’d see that as an affront to it.

I think you meant imperious however have a smile here cause impervious works also !!!!

Das Is Numbervang

You don't have to have deranged, entitled nouveau riche fuckwits for rivals to enjoy a romp to the title after a 30 year wait. But it helps.

That piece of fruit was so low-hanging it was in a cowpat.

Love Island is the worst TV show in History, it will never be matched or beaten, I would rather watch an hour of children being led into the gas chambers, 'I'VE GOT A TEXT'..... 'Batya please gather the other housemates in the shower'.

All these fucking loons complaining that VAR was brought in to help Liverpool win the league are missing one very important fact. VAR is used by the same refs who are in charge of games, and if the fix is in it's a hell of a lot easier for refs to help teams out without having to use a fucking video replay to justify their decisions.

Deadwater Fell, another in a long line of rubbish dramas that the housewives lap up because they don't have a brain complex enough to understand they're seeing something they've seen a thousand times before (this may also apply to house husbands). The lazy writers follow the same tired formula, suspicious crime in small village, implicate three locals including the mad one, keep the suspense building to the last episode where it really is inconsequential what happens or how good it is, SHITE, sick of them.

Fuck off, Ferdinand. Slack jawed yokel.

Jesus what a bunch of incels they are on that site.

First time I've seen a team whose average height was less than that of their mascots.

My wife went to the game which is unremarkable as she loves the Cup without any sense of irony or condescension. She went with a friend who loves the Reds but thinks going to the game is too expensive and too much faff. Her getting to go to Anfield - it's a good thing, right?

Wasn't your dad, was it?

I went to the game also and it was a real joy. A lot of the regulars near me (on the Kop) weren't there and it was noticeable how many kids were in the crowd, the atmosphere was excellent with none of the usual moaning about a misplaced pass or someone taking the wrong option. Instead, there was nothing but unqualified support for the young uns and a universal recognition of their skills, courage and determination. Adam Lewis in particular was throwing his arms up urging the crowd and we all responded loudly, it was great. He's tiny, as were some of the others - Clarkson & Cain were dwarfed in midfield by their opposing Neanderthals yet they kept being brave in possession and taking the knocks. Brilliant night, loved it

Is that on your Tinder profile , CD ?

My bird sometimes watches Love Island upstairs but she’s been going round her mates to watch it most nights. She could well be having an affair but even if she is it’s better than having that shite on the living room telly.

Well life's complete

Its the hope that kills you.

A couple of weeks ago I pondered whether the season could get better. Well, Klopp has told the FA to go fuck themselves, the whole nation has burst into tears, and our under 14's are going to win the FA Cup. Apologies, Jurgen.

Been thinking this for a while, but I think a much under-appreciated element of our success is the analysis team and how prepared we are before games and then how we can change things at half time because of it. We go into games knowing what the opponent are going to do and how to combat / exploit it. We're great on set-pieces at both ends of the pitch in part as a result of this, and we can now deal with whatever tactics we come up against, whether its teams who sit back or teams who want to press us or whatever. Sometimes it needs changing at half time, such as at the weekend, but Klopp said that his boy Pete had three examples of what Southampton were doing and that if we had dome something slightly different we'd have ripped right through them. They showed the players those clips at half time and in the second half thats exactly what we did, we ripped right through them time and again. We're the best prepared team int he league and we're the best at making adjustments on the fly.