Leaderboard

Stayed at the Adelphi last night after the game... barely got any sleep due to the combination of creepy old room and child-like excitement from the football. Checked out early to sample this meal, that came highly recommend by @cloggypop. So here goes... Venue: Shiraz Palace, Liverpool Pp: £5.99 Detailed ingredients: 2 x Sausages, 2 x Bacon rashers, 2 x fried eggs, black pudding, hash brown, two slices of buttered toast sliced horizontally, sautéed mushrooms, grilled tomato, beans. Verdict: Solid 8.5/10. Probably the best value of all. I tried my best but couldnt finish it. The fried eggs were done to perfection. I’m not normally a fan of sunny-side-up, but these were great. Couldn’t fault the bacon, sausages were good without being outstanding.. Unfortunately the black pudding was way overcooked almost to the point of having biscuit-like texture, and the beans I found too sweet and sticky. Just before I left, a couple of generous fellow reds sent a glass of champagne my way.. which I appreciated very much. I was wearing a burgundy LFC new balance cap. All in all, it was a very enjoyable experience.

This will end well... https://twitter.com/ronaldkoeman/status/1079106930075992065?s=21

When Arsenal scored first

I am back from the match and I am pished. Yer my friggin bez mates yer cunts. Fab - I still love him. But he can learn from some stuff tonight. Whaddabout bobby's second?! Beautiful. Andy Robbo. You gotta love him. 5-1 what the fuck! I love Sadio. Unpredictable. Big Virge. he's our number four. etc. the fella behind. The old guy. He gave me brandy from his hip flask. I love him. Gotta go to bed 'cos I'm smashed. But if any of you fancy your chances I'd batter yous. Except Anny Road of course.

I'm 38. I was 10 when we last won the league. Not winning has become the norm and I won't believe we've won it til we are 9 points clear with two games left.

Some amusing pre-match posts from our opponents yesterday... ——————————————————— Need a performance to save us from that **** show vs Brighton and stop our weird fans already wanting to see the back of Emery.Fair enough to Liverpool they are on fire at the moment but we out played them at home a few months back so no reason we can't out play them again, well apart from our injury crisis. Hope to see Auba, Laca and Özil all start as I think vs Brighton we lost control once Özil was off and everyone else is worse than him who could replace him. Never wanted Mustafi back so badly but we really need him, Kos can't play a full game at the moment and we have no serious cover at the CB position.AMN at RB and Kola LB Leno in the sticks.End their unbeaten run and push on into Jan, sign a winger and CB, get players back from injury and hopefully that'll be enough to see us finish 5th and get to the Europa League Semi Finals.COYG 0-3 to the Arsenal. ——————————————————— Our chance to end Pool's unbeaten run. They're not even one tenth of our invincibles and don't deserve to go to January unbeaten, much less the season! Let's smash them! Come on you Gunners!!!! ———————————————————— As tough as this looks, these are the games emery has built his reputation on. He’ll have a game plan for sure where as last year we would definitely have gotten a thrashing. ————————————————————- Also Emery clearly has Klopps number. ———————————————————— Kind of game we would concede 4-5 under Arséne Wenger, time to show that we really have improved! ————————————————————- They've never been on the backfoot at Anfield and its about time we tested them.Throw caution to the wind & go at them from the whistle.If we can grab a couple before they know what hits them, we can win. ————————————————————- This Liverpool team is over rated. Their midfield is a pile of ****. Allison is a mistake waiting to happen and their defence is hardly infallible. They've done very well so far but to me, they're asking to be beaten. The amount of hysteria in here is embarrassing and proves what a bunch of pussies you lot really are.Liverpool 0-3 Arsenal ————————————————————- One of my happiest days was after the 4-4 at Anfield when we derailed their title bid with the little Russian getting 4 goals. A Liverpool supporting bloke at work never spoke to me for months after that - it was glorious. I can't stand Liverpool. Their five minute YNWA song which the tv companies wank over showing. After that their atmosphere is **** but it hardly ever gets mentioned. Their team isn't that good and Klopp is worshipped like he's the second coming. Hope we stuff them.

All others are number two or lower. I have been drinking.

I can’t see any drawbacks

As of today we are 10 points clear of the champions. Anybody who supports the club has now got to seriously believe that the most likely outcome with 20 games played is that we will be champions. However, there is a contort of us who must surely believe this is not real life. At some point Lucy will pull the football away and we'll be on our arse, again. That is what the footballing God's have done to us since Istanbul, and rather than bring everyone down, we should have our own thread to be negative, pessimistic and cautious.

If we falter, or suffer injuries to key players or even slip over on our asses and have to bear more merciless taunts from the jackals and sour twats, don't give a fuck, just be proud of this team and what Klopp has brought to our club. It's immeasurable. It's beyond any silverware or breaking records. We have gained something much bigger. In the recent past it's been chaotic and it didn't always feel good. I wouldn't say we lost our soul but we lost something, it was worrying for a while because many seemed to lose interest and the connection seemed frayed but now we have it back. It's really back and it's as strong as ever. The excitement is palpable. Top of the fucking league and by a nice margin with ridiculous goal difference and trying to remain unbeaten after 20 games! If we do City then it's business as usual for the red machine and our momentum may just be unstoppable and could carry us over but if it does so happen that we lose, be it to City or any other team in the next 18 games, then I won't lose heart. Yes it will really sting that we finally got beaten but the bigger picture promises huge reward. I will wager that if we do suffer a defeat we will come back tougher and stronger, more grizzled and ready for the hard games that will follow. The difference these days is that we really believe in this team and they really believe in Klopp and he feeds off us and it's a super powerful circle of winning. I think it's totally possible that we could battle our way through the 18 games remaining and go unbeaten. Why the fuck not? We are only limited by our lack of imagination and fear of ambition and in this manager and this team there are no such limitations and you really get the feeling that we could be on the cusp of something truly awesome. It certainly feels that way when you watch the football we play and not just our incredible work-rate and attacking, but the rock-solid defence. This is why Klopp is already a legend. Buying Van Dyke made all the difference. It's fully on record that I was moaning and complaining when we weren't spending the money previously because sometimes you have to spend big to get the real foundations and Klopp nailed it in those key areas with World Class players. Point is, he has succeeded when he has spent big and also been canny enough to get the bargains like Robbo as well. (fuck you The Guest you twat x) If you are lucky enough to be at the game, please just do go absolutely fucking mental with your support. Just go completely all out ( do it for me and the other cunts who never get to go ) because you are fortunate enough to be witnessing something truly incredible. This is Klopp's time. His teams are layered like the paint on the canvas of a Raphael masterpiece, his players are the characters driving the renaissance and guiding us out of the chaos of the past. Klopp is delivering a highly performant and reliable team that just happens to play beautiful football. He's building the platform for the sustained success that we have been craving. Witness his genius while you can. Enjoy the footy and keep believing. We can do this. 18 games.

We sold Barcelona a squad player and spent the winnings

You have to remain impartial. Even when talking about us. Tyler however is an absolute arse licking cunt of a bastard and deserves an evening in the gym with Mr Aki.

What else is Carra meant to say like? He now works for a massive corporation which pays his wages which he has almost fucked up by spitting on a 12 year old Manc. It’s like being in a work meeting and wanting to call someone a cunt who is talking shit. You just can’t do it. You have to remain professional.

You know what, Code.

Thanks Lizzie. Hope you had a lovely Christmas yourself and all the best for you and your family in the New Year. I haven't been able to access the account since the site revamp. Dave, very kindly and graciously took some time out of his day to sort out the issue, and now i'm back.

That ‘plate’ is a disgrace. Need to get yourself one of these, aRdja.

Plastic Paddy pubs. Absolute shitholes.

Evertonian will suffice.

Jon micro=dosing Jones can get to fuck Drug cheating prick

They suffer from the same thing Chelsea did/do. Everything is new for them, and there is a sense of "Am I doing it right?" as they ramp up the vitriol to 11 to try and force a non existent rivalry.

Balls on the line. Don't lose. Not arsed about my record starting match thread. I just want my/our team not to lose. Fucking come on Reds!!!!!!!

You realise the last sentence shows you how pointless this all is though don't you? I'd vote for the blow jobs party but they don't exist. You deal with the political realities you're faced with not the ones you want. Corbyn bemoaning Brexit would achieve approximately nothing you personally want- it would not lead to a second referendum or stop Brexit. What it would do is strengthen May's hand and unify the right. This shit's chess it ain't chequers (sic).

When I read Rico's posts on Corbyn, I'm reminded of the parody account Simon Hedges. Look Corbyn made me vote Tory and just because I like some of the Conservative party policies and vote for them it doesn't make me a Tory. Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan · 12 Dec Replying to @GMB Corbyn is playing a dangerous game of party politics in a time of crisis. He needs to resign, propose a vote of Yes Confidence in Theresa May and put Anna Soubry in charge of a national unity government. In that order. Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan · 12 Dec Theresa May got some MPs from a completely separate country to boost her numbers so there's no reason why Corbyn can't do the same. Surely he's got some mates in Bolivia or wherever. He just can't be bothered. Pathetic

Got an sms from a gooner mate of mine when they scored. It just said done. When I texted him back did you say done, about 90 seconds later. It was like total radio silence. We even agreed to have a beer after the game earlier in the day. He just went completely dark. Excellent day all in all.

Tyler full of himself again.

By using an Expecto Patronum spell that Corbyn learnt at Hogwarts, to chase the DUP from the chamber. Or maybe a Obliviate spell so they forget about voting with the government. Because, short of magic they don’t actually have a majority and so have to fight the battles they can win, not the imaginary fictional ones the FBPE (or whatever it is) brigade want fought, without explaining how.

Cyborg was so close to pulling it off as well. By moving her face into all of Nunes's punches, it took away the mental stress of having to guess when Amanda was going to throw a punch. It also removed the physical stress of having to evade any of her punches - which freed her mind up for more cerebral tasks. It was all going perfectly. Amanda was fatiguing herself by unloading, vicious, unanswered power punches on Cyborgs chin, and Cyborg was contemplating the purpose of Dark Matter in Quantum Physics to keep her mind sharp throughout the onslaught. Cyborg's plan was to isolate and contain the fatigue, by channeling it all into her face - thereby conserving 100% stamina in her arms and legs, so she could spring an attack when Amanda got tired. Unfortunately it was her own face that succumbed to fatigue in the first, literally seconds before her masterplan came to fruition. Fine margins at this level.

It's worth the extra few euros a pint though because you get some shit approximation of a shamrock on the top of your Guinness. To be sure.

Cheap sods could've at least bought you a whole roll of them.

Wrong thread. Take your happy clappy superfan bullshit somewhere else. (I'll meet you there, too many fucking losers with no balls in here)

I think it's about time this Corbyn cunt was voted out and replaced as Prime Minister by someone else. He needs to be stopped before he can do more damage. We need a general election sharpish, to get him out and get the Tories in power. They wouldn't have done anything so stupid as to hold a referendum on a really complex matter that the electorate didn't understand or start stabbing each other in the back to try and avoid blame because they can't negotiate something that was going to be really easy.

Anybody not on board the bus right now may as well not bother with footy.

You've just ruined it you fucking cunt . its on you this

Anthony Joshua has Wembley booked for April 13th to defend the heavyweight championship of the world and if he is any type of man, he'll accept our challenge.

273 will be the number of city fans in the ground.

Yes, the people you voted in really are twats.

Wankrrrr

Am I the only one wondering who the fuck Lucy is?

I never know who any of Arsenal's players are these days or where they came from, it's like they were lifted from the Champ Man napkin scribblings of a Savant. 'Ben Bazooka' 'Silvhio Nimrod' 'jeff Bailey-scragg.'

His boys are back and there LIVE

One game at a time.

I don’t care much for being fair to Lichtstener, the snide cunt. He was at it from the get go.

It broke them. 4 minutes before they were full of themselves having unexpectedly taken the lead. Then Bobby bends them over and assfucks them in 90 seconds, that second goal being the icing on the cake. They knew what was coming at that stage, they've read that story before with us. Their team and fans were like a bicycle inner tube that just had a 6 inch nail pushed into the fucker when Bobby waltzed through their defence. Utterly deflated.

(Like watching table tennis without a ball)

Here's the website https://www.tornabuoni1.com/en/the-terraces/ just a really fabulous experience. The breakfasts are fantastic, the staff excellent, it's not ostentatious, there are fewer than 20 rooms, all the rooms are different, the hotel is built across two towers, View from the breakfast terrace...

The Oklahoma bombing documentary on Netflix is excellent.