A man farted ...

[smilezzz]

I always want to burn the quran....

 

Honestly, your comment is disgusting. Get a life.

[Jonny83]

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.

[redsoxs]

Honestly, your comment is disgusting. Get a life.

 

Honestly, its was only a joke in the same way as this thread..... you need to get a life & lighten up.

 

It as start to make think about burn it thought, as well as bible.

[Sugar Ape]

The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.

[piscinin]

mater fartium necessitas

[Lee909]

[YOUTUBE]opDxX2TuXOs[/YOUTUBE]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

*queef*

[smilezzz]

Honestly, its was only a joke in the same way as this thread..... you need to get a life & lighten up.

 

It as start to make think about burn it thought, as well as bible.

 

Nevermind. I have a policy to never argue with idiots, God forbid I might be dragged down to their level...

[scousewillis]

Honestly, its was only a joke in the same way as this thread..... you need to get a life & lighten up.

 

It as start to make think about burn it thought, as well as bible.

 

Ahhhh so it wasn't made in reference to the OP being from Beirut ....

[Glock21]

Do you children fart in front of your girl friend?

[LFC64]

Did he follow through? That's the real question.

 

probably if he was already touching cloth

[stringvest]

[YOUTUBE]4BBWuwPOJKA[/YOUTUBE]

[fin-bat]

A man who holds back his fart, he has other secrets also.

[sybian]

It's best to fart and smell a little, than not to fart and be a cripple.

[Melchett]

 

Nevermind. I have a policy to never argue with idiots, God forbid I might be dragged down to their level...

 

You'll fit right in here then!

[Trumo]

[redsoxs]

Nevermind. I have a policy to never argue with idiots, God forbid I might be dragged down to their level...

 

now I'm definitely going to burn the hunk of shit.....

[Guest ShoePiss]

now I'm definitely going to burn the hunk of shit.....

 

"It as start to make think about burn it thought, as well as bible."

 

What does that mean?

[Gym Beglin]

Nevermind. I have a policy to never argue with idiots, God forbid I might be dragged down to their level...

 

You have an actual policy on that? Which God might forbid it? The one with the beard or the one that looks like an octopus?

[smilezzz]

You have an actual policy on that? Which God might forbid it? The one with the beard or the one that looks like an octopus?

 

The gooey one in Futurama

[smilezzz]

now I'm definitely going to burn the hunk of shit.....

 

Awesome, take out your frustrations on the big bad scary book...

[redsoxs]

Awesome, take out your frustrations on the big bad scary book...

 

So must for your bullshit policy :whatever:

 

[YOUTUBE]JqIoCq45AJk[/YOUTUBE]

[smilezzz]

So must for your bullshit policy :whatever:

 

[YOUTUBE]JqIoCq45AJk[/YOUTUBE]

 

Actually, I'm not arguing, I'm merely pointing out idiotic urges to burn a book. let me expand with very thinly veiled sarcasm;

 

Perhaps you could get your community involved? Bring a few Torahs as well, they go up like they've been soaked in gin you know.

 

After that, you should take care of that old spinster down the road with all the cats, its unnatural living like that, she's probably a Wicca. You should definitely add a stake to that bonfire you'll have going. Perhaps a few large wooden crosses soaked in turpentine? I'll nominate you high inquisitor, and we'll coerce a few young'uns to admitting seeing her sacrifice babies to Set.

 

You should change your username to KKK reject

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

I just farted and followed through.

Luckily I was sat on the toilet,but unluckily I was having a wank so both seats were down.

 

we've all been there (in our own sanctuaries - not your saniflow in the basement)

[redsoxs]

Do fish make you fart? I've eaten a whale...