Allardyce Independent Interview

[Guest ian garro]

God, I would fucking love it if they didn't get promoted this season. I've always quite liked West Ham, but fucking hell, the owners and the manager - what a gang of twats. On Allardyce, I'm absolutely bemused by the self-generated hype surrounding him, and lapped up by his media lackeys. I was unfortunate to catch a few minutes of Soccer Saturday, and Merson came out with "the reason West Ham are favourites, is Sam Allardyce. If Big Sam is not the manager, they aren't favourites". Now, I think he's correct in that statement, but in a far different way than he intended.

 

He seems to have gone down there, with some cast-iron guarantee of getting them up at first go. I saw a bit of the game yesterday, and he comes out before kick-off, basically lording it up - as if to say "It's ok. Big Sam is here", and he is going totally unchallenged by the media.

 

He's a classic example of the old maxim 'if you can't box, wear a big hat'.

[silverlining]

While I do expect West Ham to get promoted, at least we can all enjoy a whole season without him in the Premiership, as manager or "expert pundit".

 

Of course, we still have to suffer Colin Wanker, but that might be quite enjoyable considering he's going to get relegated.

[Lee909]

Any chance of dome twat giving Uncle Fester a job, really don't want to listen to his shite all year on sky.

[Iceman]

 

 

[Anubis]

I'm a winner and it will be exciting to try to win something this season.

 

 

Quite.

[Lee909]

WEST HAM ALDERSHOT

Possession

West Ham 52% Aldershot 48%

 

Attempts on target

West Ham 5 Aldershot 9

 

Attempts off target

West Ham 3 Aldershot 10

 

Corners

West Ham 2 Aldershot 8

 

31 Boffin

02 Reid

03 McCartney

18 Faubert

37 McNaughton red card04 Nolan

12 Barrera (Taylor 53)

25 Stanislas

11 Carew (Ilunga 50)

19 Sears

30 Piquionne (Nouble 69)

[SammyAftershave]

Big hat, no cattle:

 

Big Hat No Cattle Randy Newman - YouTube

[Anubis]

Big hat, no cattle:

 

Big Hat No Cattle Randy Newman - YouTube

 

Big head, no brain. Genius choice. Have some rep.

[RedinSweden]

I don't know enough about West Ham to know if he put out a weakened side or not. Did he?

[Anubis]

The natives are revolting.

 

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[corro]

I was sick when he joined the hammers as they have always been my favourite other team.

I don't wish them any success while having that repulsive self serving, shit stirring, loathsome cunt is in charge.

Football nowadays is a desperate business what with these fucking goons getting fucked off failure after failure only to sit back waiting for the next dopey chairman to employ them.