Today's other games

[Captain]

It's time for Everton to get their routine manc bumming. I predict a 4-1 win for the mancs, despite Berbatov not even making the bench. Official line-ups are as follows.

 

01 Van der Sar

05 Ferdinand

20 Fabio Da Silva

22 O'Shea

23 Evans

08 Anderson

17 Nani

25 Valencia

28 Gibson

10 Rooney

14 Hernandez

 

Substitutes

29 Kuszczak, 03 Evra, 06 Brown, 21 Rafael, 11 Giggs, 16 Carrick, 07 Owen

 

24 Howard

02 Hibbert

03 Baines

06 Jagielka

15 Distin

18 Neville

23 Coleman

07 Bilyaletdinov

21 Osman

26 Rodwell

16 Beckford

 

Substitutes

01 Mucha, 30 Shkodran Mustafi, 34 Duffy, 17 Cahill, 19 Gueye, 27 Vellios, 28 Anichebe

[James Dean]

[Dan]

Il be watching the QPR and Cardiff match....fuck that mancs and bitters shite

[Guest PurpleNose]

Think I'll stick with Roma v Chievo.

 

Not much fun in watching a game that all I'm hoping for is a series of career threatening injuries.

[lifetime fan]

Il be watching the QPR and Cardiff match....fuck that mancs and bitters shite

 

This.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Everton won't touch their toes today. They can't, if they lose and we win we suddenly go that bit further clear. And that's all they care about.

[clangers]

Hmmm I'd usually go with the manc love-in and ceremonial bumming but Everton do have a little incentive of thinking they can catch us.

 

Doesn't really matter, I can't see Chelsea and Arsenal beating the mancs whilst not dropping points elsewhere. Cue a summer long wankfest over no 19, how many more 'Greatest United goals, wins, haircuts' will Sky manage to churn out?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Exactly, if United don't win, Arsenal and Chelsea will find a way to fuck it up, that's what's happened all season long. Having said that I think Chelsea will beat West Ham today because they're going down.

[Guest PurpleNose]

I think Chelsea will keep winning.

 

Whilst we'll finish above Arsenal.

[G Richards]

I want Everton to win. It's a today only thing and I feel dirty for saying it, but there you go! (And Schalke is far from a foregone conclusion).

[Captain]

Hibbert clatters Nani and gets away with it. Nani is still alive.

[Bernard Diomede]

Heard the suarez song gettin an airing then, not sure whether it was the mancs or bitters. Shameless twats, every fucking song we come up with gets mercilessly ripped by unoriginal cunts all over the country. It pisses me off.

[Reacher]

Heard the suarez song gettin an airing then, not sure whether it was the mancs or bitters. Shameless twats, every fucking song we come up with gets mercilessly ripped by unoriginal cunts all over the country. It pisses me off.

 

Celtic?

[lifetime fan]

1-1 Cardiff and QPR, two cracking goals.

 

Have a few quid on a red card in this game.

[Bernard Diomede]

I don't watch celtic, I just mean that whenever we start singing a new song, the whole rest of the country starts singing it, usually a much shitter version.

[Captain]

Everton are starting to struggle already, incapable of keeping possession.

[Reacher]

I don't watch celtic, I just mean that whenever we start singing a new song, the whole rest of the country starts singing it, usually a much shitter version.

 

According to a few of the lads on here, Celtic had something very similar before we signed Suarez.

[James Dean]

We nicked it off them didn't we?

[Reacher]

We nicked it off them didn't we?

 

Think so.

[Scousa Tomo]

Fuckin joking arent you! U think Everton getting closer to us is more of an incentive than them rolling over and helping the Mancs get 19? Baconhead probably already been on the phone to moyes "Il put an extra 2 mil on the rodwell fee if you rollover, also you can have first dibbs on Giggsy and Scholsey in 5 years"

[J-V]

We nicked it off them didn't we?

 

Yep

[Bernard Diomede]

According to a few of the lads on here, Celtic had something very similar before we signed Suarez.

 

Ha, didn't know that, the whole of the premiership will be singing it by the start of next season though no doubt.

[Reacher]

 

Ha, didn't know that, the whole of the premiership will be singing it by the start of next season though no doubt.

 

Neither did I until it was mentioned on here, was gutted Celtic came up with something so original as we're usually in the ball with such stuff.

[Captain]

First real chance of the game to the mancs after 30 mins, Howard saves comfortably.

[Reacher]

First real chance of the game to the mancs after 30 mins, Howard saves comfortably.

 

I'd take 0-0.