Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

[navbasi]

A traveller was refused service in my local pub and after throwing an ash tray at the barman’s head (which missed).. He then went to his car and decided to drive it into the pub through the entrance.. I was 17 at the time and to this day I have never run so fast in my life.. Defo didn't want to be around when the rest of them turned up..

 

As for the "grabbing" - that was just fucking awful.. I really felt sorry for the girl.. Courtship my arse, as section mentioned above.. more like sexual assault than grabbing..

[navbasi]

This bird from last year was fucking fit.

 

[Pony Princess]

As everyone knows I'm very tolerant of all religions and beliefs :whistle: but pikeys piss me off.

 

Just because its traditional to live like a fucking tramp in a caravan getting chased every 6 months for alienating every neighbourhood you trespass on doesn't mean its ok. Surely allowing kids to be brought up in such a mongy environment like that is child abuse.

 

They should learn to fucking read, stop having this little rule that its ok to rob off non-gypo's for their own survival and contribute to society.

 

Expecting some bleeding heart liberals on here to tell me how much they have to offer to society and how we should embrace their culture. No. Their culture is a fucking joke and they have nothing to offer society.

 

The show was alright though, the girls were fit and backwards. Winning combo. They can't read and sign police statements.

[jonnybastard]

Did nobody else notice how they all look very similar? The royals should watch this as a warning about in-breeding. And whilst the mental retardation is obvious in most of them, you never see any physically handicapped amongst them- even though their limited gene pool must surely cause this. Perhaps this explains the high child mortality rate amongst giprats? "cause of death- canal and bin bag"

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There was some absolute gutter filth on show, can't wait for next week.

[macc]

 

No i didn't notice them at all since they had them well covered up.

 

They were not that well covered...

[King Gheedorah]

The girl who got married is 17 right? Looks at least 25. Her younger sister (14) looks 27. Confusing times.

 

Wonder if Swanley got his end away that night, or pass out in his own sick.

[Wor Horse]

Made me laugh on twitter the uproar about Swanley saying 'paki' and the people were moaning about him being ignorant all the while calling him a 'pikey'

 

Saw the thread title and was convinced N'gog we trust would have been the one to start this thread.

 

Haha!

[She Knows It]

That poor little girl who was taking her first holy communion, trying to walk in that monstrocity of a garment. My heart went out to her.

Big Fat Gypsy Weddings - Clips - Ep 1: Heavy Weight Dress - Channel 4

[Trumo]

Looks like she went for a spin in a candy floss machine.

[WaltonRed]

Pikeys had a communion in our local RC church and the little girl had a remote control in her hand which she pressed to make her dress light up on the way the alter.

 

The priest stopped the whole thing and had pure words!

[Mike D]

I remember a while back, I picked 2 young irish girls up from the buckingham bingo in Walton (im a taxi driver) they got in and said oil street. id never heard of it.

I wasnt too sure where it was, they said head towards town, didnt want to let on I didnt know it, so had a look in the book when they stopped to go to the bargain booze on Walton road, so now I knew where it was, but still didnt twig,but kept thinking why are 2 young girls going round there, theres nothing around there (off great howard st)

 

pulled into oil street, they said go through that gate, as I did it dawned and got squeeky bum time, was strange, when I pulled in, out of nowhere loads of young kids decended round my car and where looking in as if theyd never seen a car before.

 

got paid ok and nothing happened, but was a spooky experience.

[Mike D]

edit, paradise island bingo

[Pony Princess]

I remember a while back, I picked 2 young irish girls up from the buckingham bingo in Walton (im a taxi driver) they got in and said oil street. id never heard of it.

I wasnt too sure where it was, they said head towards town, didnt want to let on I didnt know it, so had a look in the book when they stopped to go to the bargain booze on Walton road, so now I knew where it was, but still didnt twig,but kept thinking why are 2 young girls going round there, theres nothing around there (off great howard st)

 

pulled into oil street, they said go through that gate, as I did it dawned and got squeeky bum time, was strange, when I pulled in, out of nowhere loads of young kids decended round my car and where looking in as if theyd never seen a car before.

 

got paid ok and nothing happened, but was a spooky experience.

 

Yeah there was a big brasshouse there but i think it got closed down recently.

[Mike D]

theres one not far away :)

 

another thing that surprised me was the caravans, all big nice modern types, not the ones pulled by horses with the big wooden wheels.

 

had plenty of brand new bmw 5 seriess too

[Dougie Do'ins]

I remember a while back, I picked 2 young irish girls up from the buckingham bingo in Walton (im a taxi driver) they got in and said oil street. id never heard of it.

I wasnt too sure where it was, they said head towards town, didnt want to let on I didnt know it, so had a look in the book when they stopped to go to the bargain booze on Walton road, so now I knew where it was, but still didnt twig,but kept thinking why are 2 young girls going round there, theres nothing around there (off great howard st)

 

pulled into oil street, they said go through that gate, as I did it dawned and got squeeky bum time, was strange, when I pulled in, out of nowhere loads of young kids decended round my car and where looking in as if theyd never seen a car before.

 

got paid ok and nothing happened, but was a spooky experience.

Had something similar when I was on the cabs. Picked a guy up at Lime Street. I knew where Oil Street was but had no idea of what was beyond those gates. Even though he had no luggage he insisted I drive the extra few yard through the gates. Got paid OK but never got a tip of the tight pikey twat.

 

Yeah there was a big brass house there but i think it got closed down recently.

You mean The Mill ? Was always ferrying the brasses between there and the brass house on Brasonose Road.

[TheResonator]

The tits on that Josie.... Jesus wept.

[Liverpool lad]

Soon the average Scouse wedding will look like the one we seen on Tuesday night

[Mike D]

Got paid OK but never got a tip of the tight pikey twat.

 

I got paid in sea shells :D

[TedCrilly]

I thought Swanley was a great character. Driving around an hour late for your wedding and not knowing where the church is but yet he was happy as a pig in shit. I'd be freaking out if that was me, of course I would most likely know where the church was and also not be in a Hi-Ace, but yet he was grand. Then just before he decides to head to the church he gets one last jager bomb and proceedes to spill have of it on his suit!! Legend.

[betterman]

I thought Swanley was a great character. Driving around an hour late for your wedding and not knowing where the church is but yet he was happy as a pig in shit. I'd be freaking out if that was me, of course I would most likely know where the church was and also not be in a Hi-Ace, but yet he was grand. Then just before he decides to head to the church he gets one last jager bomb and proceedes to spill have of it on his suit!! Legend.

 

And cuts the cake with a rab C vest!

[Ted]

Oil Street is down the road from mine. They're always in the garage there trying to swap stuff for packets of crisp.

[taliesin08]

I used to go on that site down by the dock road, the travellers were sound, though the dogs done me head in. The kids were no different from the kids by ours only the kids by us don't live in caravans.

 

As for the weddings well they just remind of every wedding I've been to.

[Mike D]

was watchin the bond film from russia with love last night, great scene at the gypsy camp

 

wondering if any of them still have the old fashioned caravans and horses?

[Tj hooker]

I was working at a hotel as a dj on a sunday when we had a gypsy holy communion in anyway as the music was kicking some woman comes over & asks 4 a request which was my girl & could i play it for a woman who was getting married in dublin tommorow no problem i said so i play the song within 5 mins she back askin for the same song again but this time could i say its for the same woman whos getting buried in dublin tommorow i just wanted the ground 2 open up the accent was as thick as syrup :wallbutt:

Edited January 23, 2011 by Tj hooker
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