Which pain is worse?

[Faustus]

It's interesting because nobody will ever know the answer to whether child birth or getting kicked in the balls is worse, but I can't imagine anything being worse than the latter.

 

Playing f**tball last night and some lad twatted the ball and I took one square in the nuts from a distance of about two yards. Fucking floored me it did.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Getting twatted in the childbirth.

[hamstrung]

Gout beats them both.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Stepping on an upturned plug

[Paulie Dangerously]

At least the pain in childbirth is a means to an end. There's no end benefit to getting twatted in the balls at all

[Ginny]

Its that dull ache that you have for hours after you've been twatted in the balls. Child birth is a piece of piss compared to that!

[Bourbon]

Emotional pain.

 

Been struck in the Town Halls at indoor cricket nets, Birkenhead Park by a quick, no box on, inside edged it back into me, at around 77-80mph. Agony, in fact it was right on the end of my "willy", amazed that nothing ruptured but nothing compares.

 

*Reconsiders entire life*

[Trumo]

Cunt punch to a pregnant woman.

[Strontium]

The correct answer is secret option C: toothache

[Plev]

Worst pain ever, a piece of tree bark up one of my fingernails. Broke both my legs dislocated elbows fingers the lot, nothing compares to that pain!

 

As for childbirth, me and the missus had our first 3 months ago, and seeing the doctor elbow deep up her snatch looked and sounded extremely painful. Tough question.

[Baldi]

As Jason Manford said, "You see women all the time complaining about the pain of childbirth, then a couple of months down the line she ways lets have another. How many lads do you hear saying, lets have another kick in the balls. Case closed."

[WaltonRed]

I think getting winded is worse than a kick or a knock to the plums

[Remmie]

I think getting winded is worse than a kick or a knock to the plums

Clearly you've never been winded by a shot to the spuds. Insanely painful.

[Brownie]

The worse thing about taking a blow in the sack, is those two or three seconds where you think that the worst has passed, and then suddenly it hits you.... like another fucking blow in the sack.

 

It feels as if you've just swallowed a cactus and it's floated all the way down to your balls. Horrible.

[Juan Galonso]

twatting your little toe on the side of a table or something. You literally roll around on the floor, well I do anyway.

[Walton Park]

Child balls

[Trumo]

Worst pain ever, a piece of tree bark up one of my fingernails. Broke both my legs dislocated elbows fingers the lot, nothing compares to that pain!

 

Were you disguised as a Piñata?

[fruitbat]

what i'd like to say on the child birth debate is, if it was that hard to do, god would have got us men to do it

 

 

worst pain ive had, brain freeze from eating ice cream too quick

 

metal splinter under the finger nail

 

removal of a toenail (after pain)

 

worst knadger pain was playing football, ball hit me full on, managed to play a one two to get a cross in, as i was admiring the cross, i was hit by delayed pain and was crippled over

[Remmie]

The worst bollock impact I had was when my brother took a running punt at a massive cooking apple and hit me square in the nuts from about 4 foot. I got the delayed reaction thing going on and I was like yeah I'm alright NOOOOOOOOOOOO! AGGGGHHHHH. 45 minutes later I got up again. Little fucking cunt.

[Antynwa]

Root Canal

[Anubis]

Of the two options, nobody offers you painkillers before they twat you in the balls, so it's clearly that.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Of the two options, nobody offers you painkillers before they twat you in the balls, so it's clearly that.

 

Agreed. Spinal injection to numb the lower half of your body pre bollock wallop would probably take the edge off.

[TheBitch]

Women. . . . . . . . . . . Pussys!

 

 

 

 

 

*Scratches head*

[Cardie]

Running through a room to grab the phone and catching the corner of a bollock high table or picking up a flailing screaming child and getting a stray foot in the nuts.

 

I'd rather give birth.

[Paul]

The thing that can make you forget just how bad being twatted in knackers can be is that even a little tap can hurt. It hurts loads, but you're alright after five minutes and that lulls you into a false sense of security about what it's like when you get a full-on stonking. It's only happened to me once in my life and that was at primary school when I was about 7. Some girl had been told it hurts lads to get kicked in the plums and was putting her new information to the test. She got about four of us as we were playing f*oty. It was a full force, hands-on-the-shoulders, knee-in-the-teds blow. I threw up and felt ill for the rest of the day. That shit is real, yo. Babies, schmabies.