What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elite]

Who the fuck ever eats one sausage.

Yer ma.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apologies.

[Anny Road]

Yer ma.

Apologies.

I’m sure she could take 2.

[TheHowieLama]

I stayed on a farm campsite in the Lakes last night, I was offered a full English breakfast for £5. As I was only up there for 1 night, I thought rather than take food up with me and cook it myself I would take them up on their generous offer of bacon, sausage, eggs, black pudding, beans and toast with a pot of tea.

 

Little did I know it would be 1 piece of bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg, 1 slice of black pudding and 1 round of toast, I was just surprised there was more than 1 bean on the plate. The whole episode made me incredibly sad.

 

 

Would have made a great breakfast sandwich!!!

 

 

 

Well -- except you only got a single piece of toast

[cloggypop]

Outrageous that it wasn't a massive Cumberland sausage.

[Anny Road]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/beans-on-a-fry-up/

 

I've launched a company.

[aRdja]

 

Venue: Liz Cafe, Shepherds Bush

Price: £7.50

TK Ratings: 5.5/10

 

Sausage was really good, very high meat content, but not enough of it.

 

Bacon was a bit disappointing, felt a bit dry almost.

 

Prefer my eggs to be cooked slightly longer

 

No black pudding, not even as extras

[Dr Nowt]

 

Venue: Liz Cafe, Shepherds Bush

Price: £75.00

TK Ratings: 5.5/10

 

Sausage was really good, very high meat content, but not enough of it.

 

Bacon was a bit disappointing, felt a bit dry almost.

 

Prefer my eggs to be cooked slightly longer

 

No black pudding, not even as extras

An improvement in value terms on previous offerings.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Bacon that is both overcooked and undercooked at the same time. Bravo! It looks like it was fuckin' boiled. One sausage? Cunts. Eggs look better than most on here, but still need a good ol' flick of fat across the top.

[Anny Road]

1 sausage. 1 fucking proper sausage, Bollocks.

Eggs look 1st class. Beans 8/10.

it looks like someone stole the rest when you went for a piss.

[aRdja]

An improvement in value terms on previous offerings.

Hard to compare like for like as they didn’t include black pudding and grilled tomato, but yes I didn’t feel ripped off.

[aRdja]

1 sausage. 1 fucking proper sausage, Bollocks.

Eggs look 1st class. Beans 8/10.

it l;looks like someone stole the rest when you went for a piss.

I’m a bit ashamed to say this but I didn’t finish it.

 

Didn’t touch the second egg and the toast.

[Anny Road]

You are in the wrong job mate. I value your input but not being able to finish that makes you wholly unqualified.

[aRdja]

Bacon that is both overcooked and undercooked at the same time. Bravo! It looks like it was fuckin' boiled. One sausage? Cunts. Eggs look better than most on here, but still need a good ol' flick of fat across the top.

Yeah not a fan of the bacon at all. I’m not an expert in the art of cooking bacon, but you would’ve thought it would be difficult to go wrong with bacon.

[Dr Nowt]

Hard to compare like for like as they didn’t include black pudding and grilled tomato, but yes I didn’t feel ripped off.

* Evil chuckle *

[Elite]

I’m a bit ashamed to say this but I didn’t finish it.

 

Didn’t touch the second egg and the toast.

At least you've saved enough room for a happy meal for tea.

[Lee909]

Why the fuck do people not cook the fat on bacon

[Anny Road]

Yeah not a fan of the bacon at all. I’m not an expert in the art of cooking bacon, but you would’ve thought it would be difficult to go wrong with bacon.

Bacon can be cooked in numerous ways depending upon the application. I cook it completely differently for pasta as for a brecky

[Numero Veinticinco]

Why the fuck do people not cook the fat on bacon

It's listed just below 'doesn't have beans' on the top ten things to watch for sex offenders list published by the FBI.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Bacon can be cooked in numerous ways depending upon the application. I cook it completely differently for pasta as for a brecky

Yes, but never ever do you want raw fat?

[Anny Road]

It's not raw but not far off. Point taken.

[Fugitive]

 

Venue: Liz Cafe, Shepherds Bush

Price: £7.50

TK Ratings: 5.5/10

 

Sausage was really good, very high meat content, but not enough of it.

 

Bacon was a bit disappointing, felt a bit dry almost.

 

Prefer my eggs to be cooked slightly longer

 

No black pudding, not even as extras

The bacon looks like it was cooked from frozen, it’s all over the place.

The sausage looks good but only giving you one is a cunts trick.

The eggs look good.

Mushrooms look dry as fuck.

Beans... fucking disgusting twats.

Is that bread because it looks like they forgot to toast it.

Was the rest of the breakfast on a separate plate?

 

4/10

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

Venue: Liz Cafe, Shepherds Bush

Price: £7.50

TK Ratings: 5.5/10

 

Sausage was really good, very high meat content, but not enough of it.

 

Bacon was a bit disappointing, felt a bit dry almost.

 

Prefer my eggs to be cooked slightly longer

 

No black pudding, not even as extras

Sighs.

 

No. Next.

[Anny Road]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

[Elite]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

Ardja is a true Breakfast patriot.

[Dr Nowt]

aRdja, deserves credit here. He is paying for this shit and sharing. Good on you mate.

How many dicks on here were slagging Burntime Fan off for his effort but were probably eating one this morning without a thought for the public. Cunts.

 

Mercilessly critiquing the few who bother to post breakfast photos, while never offering one yourself, is what makes this forum - and humans in general - great.