The jelly bits in spunk.

[Simbo]

Anyone care to explain?

[Section_31]

I can state categorically that there are no bits of jelly in my spunk. Have you been the doctors?

[Simbo]

No.

 

I may now though.

[dirty_sanchez]

Mine has no jelly. However, it does have ice cream.

[odris]

It turns to glue in the bath.

[Simbo]

Im getting worried now. I actually thought it was normal?!

 

I need reassurance.....PLEASE let somebody else have jelly in their spunk...PPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEE!!!

[RedinSweden]

Mine is also jelly free. When I saw the thread i thought "what the fuck? why doesn't mine have jelly in it?". i now realise that i am normal, and Mr Fucking Rowntree Jizz is the weirdo.

[Simbo]

Not to be confused with spunk in your jelly.

 

Thats a whole different kettle of fish.

[Anny Road]

Have you been eating jelly?

[Simbo]

Nope.

[Tom R]

erm, get to the doctors. Immediately.

[Section_31]

Maybe you're some kind of mutant who has ovaries as well as balls, and these jelly bits are actually little kids. Jelly Babies in fact.

[RedinSweden]

So your swimmers are in jelly, rather than the normal stuff? You could market them as the world's smallest jellied eels and sell it to tiny cockneys.

[Simbo]

They are the size and shape of a grain of rice. You can roll them round in your fingers and they dont break up at all...rubbery jelly texture.

[Elite]

Is your mother a trifle?

[Alan Sex]

Does it taste funny?

[Simbo]

So your swimmers are in jelly, rather than the normal stuff? You could market them as the world's smallest jellied eels and sell it to tiny cockneys.

 

That got a guffaw from me.

 

Cant rep people at work for some reason...must remember when I get home later.

 

Now back to the more worrying subject of my jello-jizz.

[Walton Park]

Its a build up of protein mate.

[Simbo]

Does it taste funny?

 

Im guessing so 'cos the missus gags every time.

[Section_31]

They are the size and shape of a grain of rice. You can roll them round in your fingers and they dont break up at all...rubbery jelly texture.

 

Its a build up of protein mate.

 

Seriously this is some weird shit. That's the last muller rice I eat is all I'll say.

[Simbo]

Its a build up of protein mate.

 

Nothing to worry about then.

 

Phew.

[Simbo]

Awesome tags.

[RedinSweden]

Seriously this is some weird shit. That's the last muller rice I eat is all I'll say.

 

You can tell by the title that he thought that was normal. Now he is "what the fuck"-ing along with the rest of us, the tapioca cumming freak.

[Section_31]

You can tell by the title that he thought that was normal. Now he is "what the fuck"-ing along with the rest of us, the tapioca cumming freak.

 

I wonder what the Taliban would make of this turn of events. Would they praise him or would they fire on him?

[dirty_sanchez]

You caught it from fucking Postman Pat.