Brushing your teeth.

[Flying Pig]

I bought one of the electric ones and its the most boring thing in the world. I don't know why but its more satisfying brushing the normal way.

 

Alternatively, are there any forumites on here with teeth like blackjacks?

[Big Ig]

Mmm blackjacks

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This might sound wanky, but if you brush your teeth for a full 4 minutes every time, they shine like something really shiny.

[fowlerisgod]

This might sound wanky, but if you brush your teeth for a full 4 minutes every time, they shine like something really shiny.

 

Didn't know that.

Sounds good to me

[god knows]

I bought one of the electric ones and its the most boring thing in the world. I don't know why but its more satisfying brushing the normal way.

 

Alternatively, are there any forumites on here with teeth like blackjacks?

 

Have you tried it on your clit?

[Acid]

I love my electric toothbrush.

[snez1]

I was obsessed when i had a leccy one. Used it twice a day every day, sometimes more, just used to sit and watch TV with it in my gob for ages in a wierd trance. Since it broke i've gone bak to normal and i must admit my laziness regarding having to actually move my arm to brush again has meant my oral hygene has slipped as a consequence.

[Flying Pig]

Have you tried it on your clit?

 

No, have you?

[lifetime fan]

My electric toothbrush has finally died on me, had it nearly 4 years so can't really complain.

 

Anyone recommend a new one? 

[Trumo]

My electric toothbrush has finally died on me, had it nearly 4 years so can't really complain.

 

Anyone recommend a new one? 

 

Yes you should get a new one, what with your old one having died an' all.

[moof]

Is this for your teeth or your hoop?

[lifetime fan]

Is this for your teeth or your hoop?

 

 

Her clit.

[lifetime fan]

Yes you should get a new one, what with your old one having died an' all.

 

Hahaha

 

Cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Is this for your teeth or your hoop?

 

You appear to be assuming that he won't be using it for both.

[moof]

You appear to be assuming that he won't be using it for both.

A discerning gent such as col will surely have a separate one for his hoop. Or at least a spare head attachment.

 

Ah who am I kidding...

[lifetime fan]

Wankers.

[Alan Sex]

Wankers.

With a toothbrush? Do you just hold it against your todger and let the vibrations do the hard work, ram it up your japseye or tickle your prostate with it?

 

I'm confused. Does the toothpaste burn?

[jimmycase]

Beware your electric toothbrush!  If you use too much pressure and brusht too long, you can actually reduce or in extreme cases, remove the tooth enamel!

 

No more than a minute and no real pressure. i have one by the way.

[moof]

Beware your electric toothbrush! If you use too much pressure and brusht too long, you can actually reduce or in extreme cases, remove the tooth enamel!

 

No more than a minute and no real pressure. i have one by the way.

How much pressure do you apply when using it on your anus?

[Jairzinho]

A new and equally beautiful meaning to ATM.

[magicrat]

Wheres Dennis when he has a thread dedicated to him

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

 

 

 

 

Anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I bought one of the electric ones and its the most boring thing in the world. I don't know why but its more satisfying brushing the normal way.

 

Alternatively, are there any forumites on here with teeth like blackjacks?

I had one once, because I'd had an operation on my shoulder, so I couldn't brush properly for a while.  It was shit and I slung it as soon as I could.

 

Mind you, it wasn't as fancy as this one.

[ben48]

The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

 

 

 

 

Anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.

10/10 for that one mate.

[Stickman]

How much pressure do you apply when using it on your anus?

Surprisingly little pressure is required for a squeaky clean although top tip don't ever use Euthymol toothpaste....