Liverpool FC's Lucas Leiva is latest player burglary victim

[Acid]

 

Not that he needs it, but here's Skrtel's burglar alarm.

 

Isnt that skrtel himself?

[Hazel Motes]

He was the fake Remmie. He changed his name because he was sick of being negged by the real Remmie.

 

Will the real slim Remmie please stand up!

[Original202]

Negged for being a slow and cautious little girl.

 

I'd probably neg Lucas for the same reason.

[05 Milan]

Keep up, but let go of the revenge neggings. We don’t take kindly to your folk around here.

 

I'm the artist formerly known as Remington. I'd appreciate if you'd just call me

 

Yeah well sorry for not getting the memo. It's rude to neg people without introducing yourself first.

[Liquid football]

I know it sounds bad but i'm starting to lose sympathy. It's pretty obvious what's going on.

[Dirk]

Do the dickheads still think that they aren't linked?

[Hazel Motes]

Yeah well sorry for not getting the memo. It's rude to neg people without introducing yourself first.

 

So called Ghost Negging.

I make sure to rep you even harder next time.

[05 Milan]

So called Ghost Negging.

I make sure to rep you even harder next time.

 

[dravid]

The burglary's that have happened are an 'inside job' , someone inside the club is giving information to the local 'scallies'. All this talk about Evertonians, and Mancs, is trying to put the blame elsewhere ,when it is 'our own' who are the culprits.

[Liquid football]

The burglary's that have happened are an 'inside job' , someone inside the club is giving information to the local 'scallies'. All this talk about Evertonians, and Mancs, is trying to put the blame elsewhere ,when it is 'our own' who are the culprits.

 

What? Information like Liverpool have got a game on tuesday? That kind of thing?

[House of Dirk]

The fucking scum bastards, that's seriously fucked up. How does this keep happening? If I played for Liverpool I'd have a security firm watching my house for every match I played, front and back of the place. Why the players themselves don't actually do that I have no clue at all. It's just sick that people keep doing this, and the things they're taking aswell, his Olympic Medal? I hope they enjoy their fucking karma for that, and end up living in shame for a long time.

 

Fucking sewage scum bastards.

 

Some of these players have a shitload more to protect aswell, I hope to fuck that they're using their heads and making sure it's safe.

 

 

Im amazed that some of these prized mementoes are kept on the property and not locked in a vault somewhere. Failing that, just get Skrtel to house sit whilst he is recuperating.

[George Costanza]

Fucking astounding that players on 20k+ a fucking week can't afford decent secuirty. Fucking hell you try and rob my place and you'll have a hybrid crocodile, great white shark, black mamba and gorilla killing your ass. Slightly more sensible option would be house sitters

[Anubis]

It has to be someone who knows where they all live, what security they have, how long they'll be away, and who's not otherwise engaged on match days. Does anyone know if Charles Intandje has been questioned.

[Liam]

Its a shame how this keeps happening and amazing that people arent yet aware which group are doing this!

 

The players and Police seriously need to get together and put a stop to this though.

[Liam]

It has to be someone who knows where they all live, what security they have, how long they'll be away, and who's not otherwise engaged on match days. Does anyone know if Charles Intandje has been questioned.

 

Thats pure ignorance... Its clearly Pennant with the gang he formed in prison.

 

Its surely no coincidence how he is hardly ever in the squad these days!

[bobhorse]

If i was a player and Liverpool wanted to sign me that would be in my contract that a firm secures my home while away on club buissness

 

and as for the grand a week to cover watching your house while yo play for the club i would rather employ ex SAS fully armed and end the fucking thing the next time it happened

[Thants]

Kevin Campbell Wiki:

Campbell was featured on the Sky Sports series "Where are They Now?" in 2008. He is now the co-owner of a security company, named "T1 Protection", specialising in supplying bodyguards to celebrities and other wealthy customers whilst they are traveling abroad. The company also offer regular security patrols of clients' properties.

 

Ahem . . .

[fobbierowler]

Please tell me they stole his boots

[WaltonRed]

I was somewhat harshly negged by Milan for my attempt at bringing some levity to the thread.

 

People who break into other people's homes deserve to die slow and painful deaths. Having said that, I really think it's time Liverpool's players got together and set up a kitty whereby they all chuck in a certain amount and hire a security firm to guard their houses on matchdays. They'd hardly miss a grand a week or so, and at least they'd have piece of mind.

 

Of course they shouldn't have to do it, but the fact is there are a lot of cunts out there and they are targetting footballers houses.

 

Actually, they should just hire Big Dunk, he'd probably do it for ale money.

 

Spot on Dave.

 

You'd think the club would sort it out, oh wait it is us we are talking about.

[Mick R]

you try and rob my place and you'll have a hybrid crocodile, great white shark, black mamba and gorilla killing your ass.

 

:lol: George, if I could rep you, I would...

 

Have to say, though, croc, shark, snake and gorilla against one donkey? Hardly a fair fight, old bean... :whistle:

[silverlining]

Hopefully they nicked his football boots

[dandyman]

Have any everton players been burgled?

 

Well considering all the LFC players seem to get burgled on European nights, its hardly surprising that they haven't.

 

Everton - European football - its whats is called a rarity!!;)

[SpeedyG]

It's so simple for about 40 quid a month ADT will install a system that calls the police if someone enters without entering the code. Doh!

[dandyman]

Isnt that skrtel himself?

 

 

Skrtel's recovery from injury is coming along well

[stringvest]

It's so simple for about 40 quid a month ADT will install a system that calls the police if someone enters without entering the code. Doh!

 

They'll be round in 5 hours to ask the neighbours if anyone saw anything, then back to base for a cuppa.