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[J-V]

No.  It looks crap as well, they must have money to waste.

[Guest]

14 hours ago, Anubis said:

Did we really need a remake?

 

 

What is it a remake of? I've never heard of The Witches. Only The Witches Of Eastwick and as that has Jack Nicholson in, don't fucking dare. 

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[Scooby Dudek]

25 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

What is it a remake of? I've never heard of The Witches. Only The Witches Of Eastwick and as that has Jack Nicholson in, don't fucking dare. 

Great film.

[Mudface]

14 hours ago, Anubis said:

Did we really need a remake?

 

 

Nope, the late '80s film was pretty much perfect. And Huston >>> Hathaway.

[Numero Veinticinco]

18 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Nope, the late '80s film was pretty much perfect. And Huston >>> Hathaway.

Never go full Moanero. 

[Mudface]

16 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Never go full Moanero. 

Heh, in this case I'm willing to go there and beyond. A kiddie-friendly CGI-fest with Chris Rock narration and the inevitable lead character race-swap for box ticking reasons? Fuck that. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Remaking planes trains and automobiles, the witches what next let's get Ronan Keating to do a cover of a change is gonna come. Let's take great things and dilute them with piss for newer generations to enjoy.

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Remaking planes trains and automobiles, the witches what next let's get Ronan Keating to do a cover of a change is gonna come. Let's take great things and dilute them with piss for newer generations to enjoy.

Not a remake, but if you're a Terry Pratchett fan, do yourself a favour and don't look up what 'they' have planned for a Guards series- it's the worst thing that's happened in 2020.

[Bobby Hundreds]

12 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Not a remake, but if you're a Terry Pratchett fan, do yourself a favour and don't look up what 'they' have planned for a Guards series- it's the worst thing that's happened in 2020.

I've got a signed Terry Pratchett picture of wizards in my spare room. I think I'll remain ignorant.

[Mudface]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

I've got a signed Terry Pratchett picture of wizards in my spare room. I think I'll remain ignorant.

It's for the best, I'm still traumatised by the casting decisions.

[Anubis]

Girl Power!

 

 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Girl Power!

 

 

Wow, Fox Force 5 got made.

[Stickman]

Don't mess with Santa

 

 

[Anubis]

In the words of Sgt Tate, what is this shit?

 

 

[Guest]

This could be shit or brilliant...predator meets mortal kombat

 

 

[Section_31]

Tom Holland as Nathan Drake? Not sure about that.

[Paul]

He looks good there. The key will be his voice though. He’s got to be an adult to pull that part off and he’s not done that yet. 

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[Tony Moanero]

On 03/10/2020 at 09:03, Nummer Neunzehn said:

Never go full Moanero. 

I’ll have you know, I count two remakes in my top 100 favourite films, you bastard.

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ll have you know, I count two remakes in my top 100 favourite films, you bastard.

 

 

Only because they haven’t remade Zulu yet, fucko. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Borat 2 available to stream on Amazon Video for Prime members.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Borat 2 available to stream on Amazon Video for Prime members.

Watching now, funny as hell.