Environment cunts

[RedinSweden]

I am fucking sick of cunts who score fucking smug points regarding the environment.

 

I just got a mail from some cunt who works on the fucking fuel system of a fighter plane and at the bottom it said

 

"Please consider the environment before printing this email"

 

Fuck off. just fuck off. if i need to print out the email I will. I won't if i don't. Who prints out emails for fun? I rarely do, but sometimes i am following instructions in an email and I print it out to save me tabbing between windows. Is he saying i shouldn't do that? Will that save the planet? Will it fuck. Cunt.

[Stouffer]

"Please consider the environment before dropping ordnance on your enemies."

Edited August 14, 2008 by Stouffer

[Thants]

Ha! I consider myself very green, cycling and share-owning a car and then play on the fuel-sucking PS3 when I get home while my mac is wirring away in the background.

 

If I had my way my future house would be as Sustainable as possible. And it'll probably be cheaper, the way the fuel bills are going. I probably wouldnt shit in the garden though.

[wiiksie]

You could argue that using less paper is a good thing. Im not going to start telling people in emails (I've been getting those signatures for years btw, usually with a little tree icon too) but I don't see the problem in using less paper.

 

I recognise the irony for jet builders though:

 

"Stop using so much paper, man"

 

"What about the thousands of tonnes of jet fuel we use each year?"

 

"Fuck that, we need it to go bomb shit"

[Cath]

I get stuff emailed to me from public sector bodies and asking me sign and send back by registered post. They have sigs about saving paper. Saving whose paper you tight gets?! Not mine.

[RJ Fan club]

I see those cunty sigs all the time, it does my head in. I strive to implement energy and water efficient homes/development. So fuck them, I'm doing more than my bit. In fact I'm doing the GF's bit, so waste with impunity my brethern.

 

On a side note a council I used to work at had an energy saving officer. It was her job to walk round offices and put stickers on little machines, monitors and Pc's with stuff like "switch me off" or "this montor left on kill children in the Sudan" or some other such bollocks.

[RedinSweden]

You could argue that using less paper is a good thing. Im not going to start telling people in emails (I've been getting those signatures for years btw, usually with a little tree icon too) but I don't see the problem in using less paper.

 

I recognise the irony for jet builders though:

 

"Stop using so much paper, man"

 

"What about the thousands of tonnes of jet fuel we use each year?"

 

"Fuck that, we need it to go bomb shit"

 

I don't have a problem with using less paper either. If i was a huge waster of paper, I doubt i would be swayed by a smug little signature though.

 

I don't like stuff like this being worn as a badge. i don't like being sent emails asking me to light a candle for the latest disaster or world problem the papers have decided to pick up on. Pisses me right off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I am fucking sick of cunts who score fucking smug points regarding the environment.

 

I just got a mail from some cunt who works on the fucking fuel system of a fighter plane and at the bottom it said

 

"Please consider the environment before printing this email"

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaha!

[Karl_b]

Set a rainforest on fire as a warning.

 

The cunt.

[Unrighteous]

Think of the Enviroment. Don't wank in the shower(it wastes water).

[LFC Brian]

I am fucking sick of cunts who score fucking smug points regarding the environment.

 

I just got a mail from some cunt who works on the fucking fuel system of a fighter plane and at the bottom it said

 

"Please consider the environment before printing this email"

 

Fuck off. just fuck off. if i need to print out the email I will. I won't if i don't. Who prints out emails for fun? I rarely do, but sometimes i am following instructions in an email and I print it out to save me tabbing between windows. Is he saying i shouldn't do that? Will that save the planet? Will it fuck. Cunt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[gazelle]

My sig.....

 

Amy *******

 

Benefit and Local Taxation

 

Benefits Caseworker

 

Ext: 020 8489 ****

 

E-mail: amy.*******@haringey.gov.uk

 

P SAVE PAPER and ENERGY. Please do not print out this e-mail unless absolutely necessary

 

ooops!

[Unrighteous]

For shame Gazelle... I figured if you had 'papers' in your email it would have been weed related.

[RedinSweden]

My sig.....

 

Amy *******

 

Benefit and Local Taxation

 

Benefits Caseworker

 

Ext: 020 8489 ****

 

E-mail: amy.*******@haringey.gov.uk

 

P SAVE PAPER and ENERGY. Please do not print out this e-mail unless absolutely necessary

 

ooops!

 

Change it immediately!

 

Now i know your email address. mwahahahahaahaahaahahaa!!!!111!!!

[Lurtz]

Change it immediately!

 

Now i know your email address. mwahahahahaahaahaahahaa!!!!111!!!

 

amy.gazelle@haringey.gov.uk ? It fits.

[Unrighteous]

amy.sucktreat@haringey.gov.uk

 

 

Talk about benefits!

[gazelle]

amy.sucktreat@haringey.gov.uk

 

 

Talk about benefits!

 

I do try..;)

 

RiS - I've had enough stalkers this year thanks very much! I bet i now become inundated with gorgeous nerdy type internet blokes trying to chat me up! lucky lucky me..

[Unrighteous]

I do try..;)

 

RiS - I've had enough stalkers this year thanks very much! I bet i now become inundated with gorgeous nerdy type internet blokes trying to chat me up! lucky lucky me..

 

Your efforts are appreciated...

 

ps - What happened with that stalker anyway? Last I heard, he grabbed you when you walked to the tube. Of course, you disappeared for a little while afterwards so I figured he must have kidnapped you and done bad things and all that... or you didn't have internet from moving around

[gazelle]

Your efforts are appreciated...

 

ps - What happened with that stalker anyway? Last I heard, he grabbed you when you walked to the tube. Of course, you disappeared for a little while afterwards so I figured he must have kidnapped you and done bad things and all that... or you didn't have internet from moving around

 

I moved, changed phones, changed route home as to avoid tube station etc..

The last I heard from him was some drunken messages he left on my mums landline a couple of months ago.. he does appear to have crawled back under the rock he came from..

[Unrighteous]

I moved, changed phones, changed route home as to avoid tube station etc..

The last I heard from him was some drunken messages he left on my mums landline a couple of months ago.. he does appear to have crawled back under the rock he came from..

 

That is too silly... what did the messages say?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Why worry aboot saving trees; they are a renewable resource.

 

I'd worry aboot the brown and yellow man burning coal at a pace not seen since the Dick Van Dyke chim-chim-chimmeneyed his way through Larrndoon.

 

I fucking hate condescending eco-warriors, especially European ones. Perhaps they should be more worried aboot EU farmers binning zucchinis for not being green of phallic enough, the wine lakes and butter mountains, the subsidies whilst Jean-Guy derubberboat tours around in his chalet with un Range Rover parked in the drive.

[Unrighteous]

Oh wait... I forgot to ask as this title is gold and no one has made this joke.

 

Is YOUR cunt environmentally safe, too?

[Fugitive]

Someone in our office always tells everyone to turn their computers off when not using them because it's good for the environment. I always make a special effort to go around the office after work and turn them all back on when he gets off.

 

He starts going Purple every morning when he see's they are all back on. I'm hoping I can wind him up that much I can induce a heart attack.

 

EDIT: Just remembered that I left on Tuesday so there goes that idea.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The bottom line of Enviromental Issues and the whole "Carbon Footprint" bullshit is that unless industries stops sending thousands of planes accross the globe every day and tens of thousands of trucks me not printing an email, or turning off a light, or having a shower instead of a bath or not going abroad or any of the other bollocks suggestions from government "think tanks" wont make a blind bit of difference.