Milfs

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Laying next to some 27 year old milf I managed to pull tonight, fuck knows how I managed it.

 

Just a shame she's my mates sister, AWKWAAAARD.

 

 

Night folks x

Boasting about getting some.

Going online when you should be going down.

Calling a bright young thing of 27 a milf.

Leaving the apostrophe out of "mate's".

 

So many crimes - and only one neg. Shame.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Making up some story about getting some.

 

Fixed.

[Wor Horse]

Boasting about getting some.

Going online when you should be going down.

Calling a bright young thing of 27 a milf.

Leaving the apostrophe out of "mate's".

 

So many crimes - and only one neg. Shame.

 

Cunt.

[Trumo]

He's right. A sexy woman with children is not a MILF if she's only 27. That has a sub-category which is known as The Yummy Mummy. If you'd made up someone pushing or over 40, who isn't a former model or whatever, that would have been acceptable as a MILF.

[Wor Horse]

I didn't realise there were parameters.

[The Acolyte]

Lucy Lawless (Zena). born 1968. 3 kids.

Slice of MILF anyone?

Get in the fucking queue!

 

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

I didn't realise there were parameters.

 

Has anyone told you that a 'neg' doesn't actually mean anything in the real world? In fact, 'negs' are what people who make up stories about pulling do. Anyone that can actually pull doesn't give a fuck what someone on the interweb thinks. Then again, anyone that actually pulls doesn't pop onto the internet first to post about it.

 

He's right. A sexy woman with children is not a MILF if she's only 27. That has a sub-category which is known as The Yummy Mummy. If you'd made up someone pushing or over 40, who isn't a former model or whatever, that would have been acceptable as a MILF.

 

Looks like I'm not the only one that can spot someone talking poo-poo.

[Section_31]

Lucy Lawless - unreal scenes.

[The Acolyte]

Lucy Lawless - unreal scenes.

 

???

Explain yourself son.

That makes no sense to me.

[Johnni]

Laying next to some 27 year old milf I managed to pull tonight, fuck knows how I managed it.

 

Just a shame she's my sister, AWKWAAAARD.

 

 

Fixed.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Lorraine Bracco

 

 

Dr Milfi.

 

 

 

[Mendoza]

I don't remember her tits ever being that big.

[Johnni]

[Mel Wood]

 

Great shout, though for me it'd be bending the rules given that she's only 6 years older than me.

 

Is that 15 years older thing set in stone, then? Only I can't imagine fellas in their 60s considering OAPs milfs. That's a different genre, surely!

 

Anyway, in summary, rarrr!

[Mendoza]

 

 

[Section_31]

???

Explain yourself son.

That makes no sense to me.

 

Just meant she's fucking fit.

 

 

 

I love that kind of sexy-smirky look.

[Red Mist]

Just meant she's fucking fit.

 

 

 

I love that kind of sexy-smirky look.

Watch Spartacus the TV series, Lawless gets up to all sorts - completely starkers too. Very nice.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

My ultimate MILF:

 

[Jokerman]

who is that?

[Mendoza]

who is that?

 

Queen of the milfs Monica Bellucci

 

[The Chef]

 

 

 

Some chest ......is that what they call a treasure chest.....I'll get me coat

[Welsh]

Jennifer Tilly has no kids, how is she a Milf?.

 

She's gorgeous, but not a MILF.

[Anubis]

[Tom R]

Right, retards.

Clarification of what constitutes being a "Milf"

 

She must be old enough to be YOUR Mum.

She doesn't necessarily have to have her own kids. She just needs to be of mother age, for you, and you'd fuck her.

 

Ergo, if I'm 31 and I fuck a woman of 29 who happens who have 2 kids, that's not be fucking milf! That's a Yummy Mummy.

 

A milf has to be old enough to be YOUR mum.

 

Therefore, if you get to an age whereby the women who can be described as "milfs" are way too old to even consider fucking, well then you're now too old to even be talking about such juvenile tosh as milfs.

 

Cheers.

[dirty_sanchez]

So for arguments sake, we need to assume legality here? So they need to be at least 16 years and 9 months older than you. That seems like a fair rule.