Kate Beckinsale

[Carradona]

[Simbo]

Freakishly big forehead. No ta.

[Pete]

28 minutes ago, Simbo said:

Freakishly big forehead. No ta.

Mantelpiece, fire place!!!

Some proper picky buggers on here! 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

How much does Sam Beckinsale look like her Dad.

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Simbo said:

Freakishly big forehead. No ta.

Good, I've moved up a place in the queue.

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Good, I've moved up a place in the queue.

 

[Strontium]

Ideal woman, really. Half English rose, half dominatrix.

 

 

 

[Chip Butty]

4 hours ago, Strontium said:

Ideal woman, really. Half English rose, half dominatrix.

 

And loves the cock. Perfecto!

[Kevin D]

 

[Pete]

9 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

Like a rat up a drain pipe. 

[Kevin D]

 

 

[bigthrusts]

[Bjornebye]

Jack Whitehall shagged her. Jack. Whitehall. Jack fucking Whitehall JACK WHITEHALL!!!!!

 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Jack Whitehall shagged her. Jack. Whitehall. Jack fucking Whitehall JACK WHITEHALL!!!!!

 

 

 

 

You're looking at this the wrong way, given her dating history it's clear she has a penchant for slightly odd, ill looking men who are weird or a bit of a cunt.

 

Who's more oddly ill looking, and weirdly cunty, than people who frequent internet forums?

 

She'd rattle through this place in no time if we all chipped in for the cost of her season ticket.

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, TD_LFC said:

 

You're looking at this the wrong way, given her dating history it's clear she has a penchant for slightly odd, ill looking men who are weird or a bit of a cunt.

 

Who's more oddly ill looking, and weirdly cunty, than people who frequent internet forums?

 

She'd rattle through this place in no time if we all chipped in for the cost of her season ticket.

 

 

 

 

 

You make a good point. You can contact her first. 

[TD_LFC]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

You make a good point. You can contact her first. 

Already have but she said she wants the regional manager not the assistant to the regional manager, either Pureblood negotiates the terms or it's no dice. 

[No2]

1 hour ago, bigthrusts said:

She's 50 in July. 

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Already have but she said she wants the regional manager not the assistant to the regional manager, either Pureblood negotiates the terms or it's no dice. 

 

If shagging her means him coming back then she can fuck off to RAWK 

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

You're looking at this the wrong way, given her dating history it's clear she has a penchant for slightly odd, ill looking men who are weird or a bit of a cunt.

 

Who's more oddly ill looking, and weirdly cunty, than people who frequent internet forums?

 

She'd rattle through this place in no time if we all chipped in for the cost of her season ticket.

 

 

 

 

 

Women are fucked up. All the fit birds I knew in my 20s are married to lads who look EXACTLY like Gareth Southgate and carry their kids in a papoose. 

 

There's an extremely short window between them fancying sociopaths and boring men. I'd say possibly a matter of days.