Jordan Henderson, MBE: World Club Cup, European Cup, European Super Cup, Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup & Charity Shield Winning Captain of Liverpool (and massive sellout)

[magicrat]

About to be named England captain?

Fuck me sideways

Jabba stiffs us over at the first opportunity. Fat odious cunt 

[Arl arse]

Jordan Henderson, England Captain? Fuck that shit with herpes

[TSC]

Well if you take England out of the equation and ask 'is Henderson good enough to captain an Allerdyce team?', then the answer may be yes, given he usually steams in to rescue a team from relegation.

 

The fact that Sam is England manager is more of a weird one than Henderson being a captain under him.

[Captain]

The FA has got to be corrupt.

 

There is no way anyone is stupid enough to hire Hodgson as England manager. To then pick Fat Sam as his successor is just incomprehensible.

[Grinch]

The FA has got to be corrupt.

 

There is now way anyone is stupid enough to hire Hodgson as England manager. To then pick Fat Sam as his successor is just incomprehensible.

 

It's the widespread notion that it has to be an English man that's their downfall.   Pissed myself laughing at Ian Wright saying he didn't want Wenger, give it too Southgate, foreigners aint done nowt for us.

 

Once their search was narrowed down to an Englishman or even British, then it was always going to be someone a bit shit.

[Pureblood]

Speaking for all good Reds it'll be a very proud moment if our player becomes England captain.  Go on Hendo, lad.  

[aRdja]

Fucking hell... It's got to be a wind-up. When Can is fit, he may not be a certain starter for us.

[Pureblood]

Klopp loves him.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Klopp loves him.

Kloppo loves Marlboro Lite, Stella Artois and his old mum too.

[Pureblood]

Wifebeater is underrated.

[Grinch]

Fucking hell... It's got to be a wind-up. When Can is fit, he may not be a certain starter for us.

Can't see any way he won't.   Henderson and Can are the only two center mids we have, we're not going to play a one man midfield all season.

[Captain]

Klopp loves him.

 

Time will tell.

[corro]

I get that his form has not been what it should be, but there is a lot more to Henderson than what we see on the pitch each week. He is a model professional by all accounts and in the day of modern professionals taking 6 figure salaries per week, his work ethic is what it should be. His performances will improve as will that of this squad as the season progresses. 

 

Some of you cunts could learn a thing or two from Hendo. #Hendo2016/2017.

Learn a thing or two from Hendo? What will that be then? The ability to get paid millions for producing absolutely fuck all. Fucking pathetic post that mate

[aRdja]

Can't see any way he won't. Henderson and Can are the only two center mids we have, we're not going to play a one man midfield all season.

Someone's got to give.. Henderson or Wijnaldum, given we paid £25m for the dutchman, it'd be a bit disappointing if he becomes a bench warmer.

[Grinch]

Someone's got to give.. Henderson or Wijnaldum, given we paid £25m for the dutchman, it'd be a bit disappointing if he becomes a bench warmer.

Lallana?

[Pureblood]

Lallana seems the likely one to make way but he's been playing pretty well.  Good problem to have!

[aRdja]

Lallana?

Lallana to rotate with Firmino, Coutino and Mane I would have thought. I still think he will revert back to his favoured formation 4-2-3-1 when Can is back.

[Jairzinho]

There are more than enough positions on a football pitch for at least half of all of our attacking central midfielders to start.

[Xherdan]

Learn a thing or two from Hendo? What will that be then? The ability to get paid millions for producing absolutely fuck all. Fucking pathetic post that mate

 

 

We could start you in the Jordan Henderson school of having some manners. 

[corro]

We could start you in the Jordan Henderson school of having some manners.

 

What's to do love? Didn't have you down as being the gentle soul what with you calling me a cunt. No worries.

Your post was piss poor rattling on about shIte you're supposing and guessing. Henderson can only be judged by what we see on the pitch. How any red can believe we will kick on with him being central to it is fucking delusional.

I work on sites with a lot of reds, toffs and mancs. Always plenty of banter going on. I can always hold my own. toffs are easy, mancs tougher. They've started becoming dirty cunts as every time I get the upper hand they throw up the same old shout. JORDAN HENDERSON LIVERPOOL CAPTAIN. Raucous laughter. I have to agree. It's embarrassing. As we say around these parts. He's fucking last.

[Paco]

What's to do love? Didn't have you down as being the gentle soul what with you calling me a cunt. No worries.

Your post was piss poor rattling on about shIte you're supposing and guessing. Henderson can only be judged by what we see on the pitch. How any red can believe we will kick on with him being central to it is fucking delusional.

I work on sites with a lot of reds, toffs and mancs. Always plenty of banter going on. I can always hold my own. toffs are easy, mancs tougher. They've started becoming dirty cunts as every time I get the upper hand they throw up the same old shout. JORDAN HENDERSON LIVERPOOL CAPTAIN. Raucous laughter. I have to agree. It's embarrassing. As we say around these parts. He's fucking last.

So how do you feel about Klopp keeping him as captain and not signing replacements for him and Moreno?

[Pureblood]

If it was up to me he'd be Player Manager.

 

I can't believe Sam Allardyce didn't take the opportunity to name him as captain.  Stuck with Rooney until 2018, madness (and I rate Rooney). 

[Herp McDerp]

What's to do love? Didn't have you down as being the gentle soul what with you calling me a cunt. No worries.

Your post was piss poor rattling on about shIte you're supposing and guessing. Henderson can only be judged by what we see on the pitch. How any red can believe we will kick on with him being central to it is fucking delusional.

I work on sites with a lot of reds, toffs and mancs. Always plenty of banter going on. I can always hold my own. toffs are easy, mancs tougher. They've started becoming dirty cunts as every time I get the upper hand they throw up the same old shout. JORDAN HENDERSON LIVERPOOL CAPTAIN. Raucous laughter. I have to agree. It's embarrassing. As we say around these parts. He's fucking last.

Behave, Henderson reminds me of a young Stevie, can see him captaining the side for years to come.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Behave, Henderson reminds me of a young Stevie, can see him captaining the side for years to come.

 

17 yo Stevie > Fully Grown Hendo

[Herp McDerp]

17 yo Stevie > Fully Grown Hendo

 

If we had a team full of Hendersons we wouldn't be sitting around discussing if we might potentially make the top four, the outcome wouldn't ever be in doubt. As for your point above, Henderson's far more disciplined than Stevie ever was, ever considered that he may not be playing hollywood balls & scoring thirty yarders not because he doesn't have the ability, but rather because he's a team player? I can't think of a more fitting captain for a club with ambitions like ours, all you haters just be sky generation mongs who judge the worth of a player based off his highlights reel  alone.

 

#SplendoHendo2016