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These utter cunts chasing everything down, despite being 3-1 down and seconds remaining. I fucking hate being everyone's cup final. If they'd tried this hard against everyone else, they wouldn't be bottom. The difference between this, and the lazy fuckers who gave up against Arsenal is like night and day. Klopp needs to drum this fact into the players. We play against a different opposition, week after week. Anyway, try as you might, you still lost. Cunts. Up the table topping reds.

Robertson has made a huge difference Just constant pressure from that flank.

Mac Allister, the former wipping boy, Gakpo, the current wipping boy, keeping us in the title race.

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This thread is fucking shit. It could be somewhere where we could have people with different points of view having a grown up discussion. Instead it's all just fucking bullshit like you'd see from 8 year olds. Pages and pages on how good or bad the phrase poppy shagger is. It's fucking embarrassing. The phrase itself is fucking embarrassing. It's like people are desperate to have hatred in everything.

It’s my daughter’s 12th birthday today and when the missus asked her yesterday if she’d like a special breakfast for her birthday she requested a full english. Even though I never make one at home. Little legend (although she’s like 5’6”). Let herself down slightly by requesting scrambled eggs. Also there was no black pudding in the shop.

David Coote over here.

Liverpool enjoyed 83.1% possession in tonight’s match, a record by a team in a Premier League match since Opta began recording this data in 2003-04. Manchester United were leading at 99 minutes and 17 seconds, the latest a side have ever led in a Premier League match and gone on to lose. THAT is a good day of football.

Harvey Elliott been fucking excellent again since he came on.

Sheffield’s cramp epidemic appears to have ended.

Chris Wilder is the most Yorkshire looking man in history, I bet he bathes in gravy.

Sounds like Usher's wet dream!

Big respect for how you always demonstrate your workings out with physical evidence to back up your findings.

If we can get away with 3-5-3, let’s go for it.

Fuck it, eight more of these please.

Bit of a shock on Optimum Sports with a female commentator who was very good, and a pretty fair 2nd man who it transpired was Phil Jagielka and never mentioned Heysel, undersoil heating or Clive Thomas once. On a more serious point those two attacking substitutes for Sheffield United were disgusting. How was McBurnie not sent off for the most blatant elbow to Konate's face, and Uvavu just took a wild kick at Ibou and injured him because he lost the ball and spent 20 minutes running around like a dodgem car.

The fucking face on 4th official Anthony Taylor when Darwin scored the 1st, and Laura Woods when Macca bagged the 2nd. Pure. Fucking. Misery Up the puss busting Reds

Boromir of Gondor, Kell Brook, Joe Hill, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Flea, Chris Wilder’s skid marked undies, Mason Holgate you lying Blueshite prick, my brother’s ex-mate Andrew who was a horrible tight-arsed twat and lives in Sheffield, Creator Supreme - your boys took a hell of a beating. A HELL of a beating!

Jonesy been excellent too, doesn't look like a kid who's been injured for 6 weeks.

Prick.

Was quite pleased at timing a late run to the till in Morrisons and arriving behind only one other person. My smirk soon disappeared when this guy brings out 5 vintage bags for life ( I think Gateway and Victor Value were involved ) , places them all in the packing bit and proceeds to mull over every fucking item he has bought like he was on the Antiques Roadshow before deciding which bag to propel it into. The bags take up so much room the young cashier has to stop putting stuff through about halfway through his shop and hand items to the bastard one by one. When he has everything loaded he realises he has too many tins in one of the bags and can't lift the fucker, so redistributes them exceedingly slowly to other bags. It then dawns on the arsehole that he is expected to pay and then goes into a duffle bag in his trolley searching for a wallet or cards which he finds after emptying all kinds of shite first. Of course his first card doesn't work but eventually he concludes his business and tootles off without a backward glance at the veins popping out on my forehead, or the old bloke in a blazer behind me who had turned to his wife and said ' Grab my arm, Mary or I swear I am going to punch this cunt ' during the pantomime.

It’s not just limited to Ireland where the British armed forces have murdered innocent civilians. There’s not a poster on this site who doesn’t think those service men and women who fought in the First and Second World War shouldn’t be remembered and recognised with respect. But the simple, quiet and dignified remembrance of those service men and women has been hijacked by right wing, racist, xenophobic, poppy shagging cunts. Some of whom may well be unionists, but the term ‘poppy shagger’ is not and never has been sectarian.

Grace Kelly.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/496/extended-bottom-episodes-on-tv/ Extended Bottom episodes to get TV debut. Extended edits of two episodes of Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson's cult sitcom Bottom are to air on television for the first time. Originally made as part of the comedy's second series, which aired in the autumn of 1992, longer versions of Digger and Holy will premiere on Gold on Friday 19th April in a double bill from 9pm.

The officials made a real Eranu with that one.

Pretty perfect evening of footy tonight lads

I think we qualified for Europe tonight. Which is nice.

There are people on here who need to apologize about Macca, if they have any integrity.

Yep. Good signal, solid wi-fi, and plenty of battery left. Well done.

Take that Wilder you prick

And fuck Sheffield United as well. If they put half the effort they have tonight from start of the season they mightn't be in the predicament they are now. Cunts

I’ve changed my mind about injury time. I don’t actually think there should be much at all.

Elliott 21 today and playing for Liverpool. I spent my 21st Birthday vomiting in the Black Lion toilets. ...but otherwise similar.

Lucy Ward why say it in 3 words when you can say it in 53 words, she never stops.

Can we not just create a super league put City and Newcastle in it and let them play their bullshit while the rest of the clubs carry on with the sport.

0-0 99 mins. 10 mins of added time being played. Ball goes out of play - corner to Liverpool. Corner is swung in and VVD leaps and plants a header past the Sheff Utd keeper - cue an explosion of joy and immense relief all round Anfield. But wait.....the ref is being spoken to by VAR....they want to look at something.... Kavanagh on VAR: "Stu, mate, the ball that went out of play went into The Kop, the corner was taken with a ball that the ball assistant rolled to the corner taker and was not as it should be taken by the player off a cone.....Come and look at the screen, Stu, mate'..... Attwell makes his way to screen: "Here you go look - the ball assistant just nudges it off the cone and into the players stride as he is coming across to take the corner, see there, stu mate....." "Ah yes, good spot, Kav mate - No goal then, yeah?" "No goal - confirmed" "Good process"........

Branthwaite over Colwill all day, for multiple reasons, including what you mentioned above. Branthwaite has been much better this season, plus Colwill turned us down once so I wouldn't go back for him. I also like the idea of taking Everton's best player because they aren't in a position to say no.

Not gonna lie, got a lot of time for Ben White. Very good at a job he hates, but pays insane money. Turns up, does his job, fucks off out and bangs dim witted models in shit clubs/hotels/countries and doesn't give a second thought to his day job.

Chris says will we now talk about Alonso. I crack open a beer and get out the popcorn and ready myself for Dave joining the Johnny-bus. And then the sensible brothers stop him before he's taken his first stride. And yet again I'm sat here, cock popcorn in hand, disappointed. I did want Alonso though. And now the uncertainty has left me concerned, but I've found it easy to switch that off so I can enjoy this seasons and worry about it in the summer. I'm 51 and so have had a decent portion of my adult life watching us be shite or mediocre, so I can appreciate the last 8 years and let the chips fall where they may for the coming few. It's less stressful being mid-table anyway.

I thought Thiago was bad, but they have had a guy out since 2004 and one is already booking an illness for 18 months hence.

The target is 6 points from Thursday and Sunday, goal difference isn't a thing we should be concerned about, its currently 8 behind Arsenal and will be a minimum of 9 for goal difference to become a thing. Sheffield Utd is obviously the best opportunity to improve that number but its also the last opportunity we have to rest players, the later is the more important of the 2 factors. Besides that Everton will allow Arsenal bum them as hard as they need too and Moyes will pull the pants down at City should it be them we're up against on the final day.

A lovely, stylish player that was injury prone before we paid 25m for him, was injured when we got him and was injured most of the time after we got him. Looked good, did a few turns, appealed to the odd lunatic who has his favourites where style over substance matters, took about 8 games to get up to speed after an injury and then got injured again. Will live in the memory of 99% of fans for about 6 months and a lifetime for those who adored him. 25m plus wages wasted. Bought as a replacement for Wijnaldum, ended as the new Fabio Auerelio.

A message for all other teams touching their groin area after 74 mins.

Ah god love ya!