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Over priced. Over policed. Full of cunts. Shite music. Shite booze. Been out for a mate's birthday after a meal and the second I got there I couldn't wait to leave. You can't talk to your mates, it's actually boring. I'm struggling to see the upsides. We're just so used to it being the only place to get drunk after 11 or fed the lie it's a great place to meet someone. Yeah I'm getting old and not supposed to like them but I'm not sure I ever was a big fan. Just make all night bars and pubs more common, a thousand times better

Think it depends what you want a club to be for. I haven’t been to a club night in years, but there was a time when I lived in them - sometimes out as many as four nights a week. For me, clubbing was never about getting pissed or off my head (although that was sometimes a part of it); it was always about the music, dancing and, at times, DJing. The right club, with the right tunes and the right crowd is one of the greatest experiences in life if you’re a music head. There’s no room in my life for clubbing anymore - and I wouldn’t fit in even if there was - but I feel a genuine thrill even now at some of my best memories of being in a great club. I’ve been to famous clubs, massive clubs and tiny dives; I’ve seen most of the biggest DJs in the world who were playing out in the post-disco golden age of clubbing of the late 80s and into the 90s and also sets played by mates in little back rooms. Great nights include Soul II Soul at The Fridge in Brixton (can’t claim to have been to The Africa Centre, sadly), That’s How It Is and Dingwall’s with Gilles Peterson, Metalheadz with Goldie, Renaissance in Mansfield, Golden in Stoke/Hanley, Back To Basics, Vague, Wobble, Cream, Bugged Out and more. These were all about a group of people who shared a love of a particular type of music and wanted to dance to it and, though they’re fewer and further between than they were, they still exist. If I was in my teens or twenties now I’d be getting myself to Deviation, the Co-op revival nights or some place I’ve never heard of because I’m too old and too far removed from that life. I fucking love/loved clubbing and always will. Despite all those great/famous places I went to - sometimes regularly, sometimes once - the best feeling for me was always being a regular at Make It Funky in Sheffield while I was a student. It was just a local crowd with local DJs but it felt like “ours” and the tunes were always right. The other great feeling is going to a one off special night, like Winston & Parrot’s occasional soul/modern soul nights back then that would draw a slightly older, more niche (for want of a better word) crowd. So in short, I fucking love clubs. Not those shit lowest-common denominator places for people to get pissed and pull though; no, they’re obviously awful and I don’t even think of them as clubbing. A great club though is one of the most deeply personal places on earth if you genuinely love music and dancing and I miss them even now as 50 approaches.

100% Correct. After the debacle of the millenium new years eve i.e. everywhere massively overpriced, shortage of taxis, no shortage of knobheads, a bunch of us decided that was it for clubbing. We'd still go to pubs, but then later on gather at one of the groups house or flat. It was ace, we could drink reasonably priced ale, do drugs in peace, listen to music that we liked and all with the guarantee of no interference from the usual cunts that you find in nightclubs. Worked for us.

A sorry you are leaving card to Mooks ex boss from the forum is a boss idea Cath.

Got tickets to go and see him (and Lionel Richie) in Hyde park with the Mrs in July. Just been listening to Songs in the key of life then, blows me away every time I listen to it. Got to be one of the best albums of all time surely?

Captcha 'I am not a robot' security checks. "Here's a selection of pictures taken using a potato. Pick the ones that show the shadow of a worker ant hauling a bit of leaf from a Vermont Cedar tree over a quarter-inch piece of ordinary grey rock that's been eroded smooth on one side."

That's disappointing. They're both shit.

I hope Virgil goes right through that slack jawed, crayon eating mong tomorrow. Soft cunt can't even say MBE without getting a spell checker out.

There are no non-patchy studio albums. But you're right. He really did stuff no-one had done before. Melodies and chord progressions that were not of this world at the time. Complexity and simplicity in the same song - one of the fantastic things about Stevie Wonder's music is it's accessibility - music buffs/technicians and casual listeners alike can appreciate it. And what a fantastic singer, and what a fantastic keyboardist, blues harp player and arranger. One of the most talented musicians in history.

Article on the BBC about how Bolton's players and staff have again gone unpaid this month as the owner again looks to sell the club. One of the interested parties is a former owner of Watford who was banned for 3 years in 2013 from holding a position of authority at a Football League club for financial misconduct and dishonesty. And yet he's in line to take control of a football club again. These fit and proper persons test clearly don't do anything because it's still too easy for shitehawks to get in and fuck clubs up. Bolton Wanderers: Players and staff are still waiting for March salaries to be paid

When she was asked why Said "I've got massive thighs And knickers as big as a tent"

Have you ever considered the correlation between you and your mates staying at home and the lack of usual cunts in nightclubs....?

No card, no present. Nine years I was there. Fucking cunts. Couldn't be happier to be out of there.

It’s a poor time for British boxing even compared to four or five years ago. Outside of AJ and Callum Smith there’s no real stand out names. Things should improve once we’re out of the EU.

Proper dance floor tune. So hard to come in like he does at the start of this. I know his range is ridiculous but even so. Do I Do

Fuck off with the heartbeat stuff, you monster. That theme tune still puts fear in my heart. It’s like I’ve got PTSD when I hear that shit. Bath time and the realisation that I’m back in school the next morning. *shudders*

I bought my 1 yr old lad these yesterday. I couldn't resist.

Reading the bbc updates on games and it is vomit inducing all this 'ole' shite and the endless fawning over those cunts

I want to send her my old wank sock as a token of my esteem, but Mook won't give me the address to send it to.

Yes.

Time for some music. As Misstra Know It All

Could all the ladies find a separate thread in which to bitch fight please. I've got eye aids after reading the last couple of pages you quims.

Ha. The journeys, eh? Maddest night of my life was a NYE at Golden (I reckon probably ‘94 into ‘95, but can’t be sure). Gordon Kaye (who was incredible there) played and he always had a live percussionist with him to take the tunes to another place. The main room room was amazing but I fucked off to the back room for a good hour early on where a lad who used to warm up in there (I think his name was Rob; I’ve still got a mix tape of his he gave me somewhere) was playing a funk and hip hop set. He used to love me because I’d always get a crowd onto the floor for him by just jumping out there. Then we all re-grouped on the main floor for an amazing night. My mate drove us home and we had to stop on the M6 at about 6am as I felt sick. We got out on the hard shoulder of a deserted motorway and the fresh air immediately made me feel better. As as I was recovering, my mate cranked up the tunes and Wanna Be Starting Something by Michael Jackson came on which sent us sll nuts to the point we ended up dancing on the barrier in the middle of the central reservation of the M6 at about 6am on New Year’s Day. Great times and great memories.

Name of my ex-wife’s autobiography.

Fuck y’all, all y’all, if you don’t like it, blow me...

You use you tongue prettier than a $20 whore

Stacksy vs aRdja

Genuinely don't understand why people are A, watching the City game, B, getting angry about it and C, trying to highlight that they've bought their way to success. They were always going to go on a winning run, they have quality players in their side and a manager who knows how to win games against fodder. Put all your energy into tomorrows game because whatever the outcome of this season, we're in it for the long-term here and eventually, we'll twat everyone including City.

Full time - Everton 0 Liverpool 1 Rolled our sleeves up, fought and scrapped for the 3 points in the second half. Good attitude and work rate shown by all.

Full time 1-0 A lot of hard work went into that.

When I first started going out - 92/93 they had sonic nights at Nation, which is where cream took over. load of mega drives setup for people to play smashed, fucking big mr freezies handed out, it was truly fucking boss, sweet harmony and a little bit of Italo house, SL2.

Had to head the butchers this avvy for some chicken, spotted some deadstock in the trendy trabs emporium next door: Chile 62s, got the blue ones from a good few years back. 50$ or about 30 quid British.

Bring him home, Jurgen. Offer them £70m, take it or leave it. Let’s see how his back is feeling in August.

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Dancing is fun and can be better than spraffing shite. Sobers you up a bit too. I love a good club although I always feel like Methuselah in the very rare occasions I found myself in one nowadays

This is bigger than a really big job interview early on a monday. This is it you slags. Win or die.

Only been to nightclubs a handful of times and not for many, many years. Pubs > nightclubs

I'm sure we could get someone to print out all your posts about your boss and give you them in book form

Zero chance of him leaving. He’s gonna have a great ending to the season and start next year in shithot form. Supremely talented player

That is really shitty behaviour.

Eva Mendes deserves a mention, nearly wore the pause button out when I was watching Training Day as a 15 year old. Unfortunately I still have Denzel Washingtons voice burned into my brain singing "Oh where, oh where, has my little Jake gone?"

That was the earlier fights for anyone who is interested. On Sky Sports now. Davis Jr about to start (To an empty echo arena)

Well it's a sad day in the Do'ins house. This thread just won't be the same.

Fireworks on the 31st of December. They’re for Bommy night, you insufferable cunt-heads.