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Shit films you've never seen.

Ezekiel 25:17

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razor Grand Master

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I have never seen Titanic, Cocktail or Dirty Dancing.

 

I never will see Titanic, Cocktail or Dirty Dancing.

 

I do like films (which is why I will never watch Titanic, Cocktail or Dirty Dancing.), but of all the films above, I've only seen Juno and Rollerball (the James Caan one - it's probably been remade since with Vinny Jones or something).

 

I've seen Gigi, which is what I thought you meant, Zeke. Then to be sure, I looked up Gigli just in case it wasn't a deliberately dismissive typo, and saw it was a slated film with the following synopsis:

 

The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

 

So I can now safely say I never will see Titanic, Cocktail, Dirty Dancing or Gigli.

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I have never seen Titanic, Cocktail or Dirty Dancing.

 

I never will see Titanic, Cocktail or Dirty Dancing.

 

I do like films (which is why I will never watch Titanic, Cocktail or Dirty Dancing.), but of all the films above, I've only seen Juno and Rollerball (the James Caan one - it's probably been remade since with Vinny Jones or something).

 

I've seen Gigi, which is what I thought you meant, Zeke. Then to be sure, I looked up Gigli just in case it wasn't a deliberately dismissive typo, and saw it was a slated film with the following synopsis:

 

The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

 

So I can now safely say I never will see Titanic, Cocktail, Dirty Dancing or Gigli.

 

Haha, I'm seeing that film in a totally different light now, I may watch it afterall.

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Titanic, mamma mia, pearl harbour was a good shout, eat pray love, sex and the city, saw 77 - well, any saw film. They seem very popular but always thought they seemed like a pile of shit. Can't be bothered thinking of anymore but could go on for ages on this one.

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Are you in the wrong thread mate? Not sure either of them films received anything other than a generally positive reception.
Just going for a bit of controversy, most sane people on here know not to watch sex in the twatting city.

 

The 2 films in question just had awful, awful trailers that put me off ever seeing them despite the rave reviews.

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Y'know just really shit films that you know are shite and have never gotten around to seeing;

 

1 Gigli

2 The Box

3 Catwoman

4 The Cable Fella

5 Rollerball

 

Catwoman is actually so genuinely awful I really enjoy watching it. When I watch it I'm looking forward to all my 'favourite' scenes which are so bad I groan with a smile on my face:

 

- the bit where she plays basketball with her cat abilities

- the bit where the baddy says "its over for you" and she says "ITS... OVERTIME..."

- the catnip scene

- the sushi scene

- the fact that she's posessed by the egyptian cat god who has granted her the skills... the skills of... a cat (don't remember that from batman: Year One do you?)

- A moisturizer that turns peoples faces into marble

 

God, its so awful I would actually buy it on DVD if I saw it for a few quid. Its brilliantly awful. Fair play to Hallie Berry, the woman who could turn me 100% straight, for turning up at the Razzies and thanking the producers for casting her in 'that piece of shit movie':

 

[YOUTUBE]U-7s_yeQuDg[/YOUTUBE]

 

Honorable mention to HB for being in one of my most favourite embarrasingly shit movies - Die Another Day:

 

- DNA changing to alter peoples appearances?

- Invisible car?

 

Fucking hell.

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I watched the first 7 minutes of Armageddon as somebody I like said it was their favourite film ever. 7 minutes is the ABSOLUTE maximum I could give it as he was a friend.

 

A harrowing 7 minutes that was.

 

Sex and the City is a given, really, but Pearl Harbour is a good shout. I would rather have the DVD box shoved into my eye-socket than watch even a second of it.

 

As a general rule I don't watch anything that ends in "2", "3" etc. (Godfather is obviously the exception that proves the rule), but I did watch the 'new' Star Wars film. It was so disgustingly terrible, I didn't watch the other two. (Was it two?)

 

Shamefully, I sat through all of Four Weddings and A Funeral. It just seemed acceptable at the time...

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