Cold baked beans from the tin...

[Pony Princess]

are fucking boss. I've been having them for breakfast if I'm in a rush, supper if I've had a smoke and can't be arsed cooking.. they are just immense. I'm even eating like Sainsburies own brand which are 15p a tin and they taste just fine. If I'm having them other than for breakfast its nice to have a packet of crisps and dip them in.

 

I've lost about a stone in the last few months from having beans instead of chocolate, flapjacks when I run out of energy, sausage on toast breakfast etc

 

I'm looking at people eating those trendy muller rices and thinking... beans motherfucker, try beans! If I have a tin of beans after a bowl of cereal and a cuppa, i'm not hungry 'til about 2pm.

 

When I'm done eating my beans I scrape the tin and slam it down with the fork still in it like Rorschach from Watchmen and I feel great. Cold beans - from the tin - with a fork.

 

Also - I don't work for the bean industry or any major suppliers of beans. I'm completely impartial.

[melons]

Cold beans on toast - win.

 

 

Cold beans on most things - win.

 

 

 

They do have to be Heinz though, unless they're in a chilli, own brands are acceptable by me for that one.

 

 

Well done on the stone, i'm now a whole 18lbs off since Christmas.

[The-Sir]

You speak sense, friend. Apart from the crisp dipping, thats mongspeak. Cold beans are the way forward though. Infact....

[Furmedge]

Cold peas from the tin, especially mushy, are equally as tasty.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Cold Beans are vile.

[Xherdan]

Cold beans are ace. Anyone who says anything else is a know nothing cunt.

[Fowlers God]

You are all fucking wrong, Aprat from Ziggy.

 

This is me done from this thread as I feel sick.

 

Wrong I tell you, fucking wrong.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Cold peas from the tin, especially mushy, are equally as tasty.

 

Always knew you were a wrong un.

[RedinSweden]

Wow. You take a wrong thing like eating beans for breakfast and make it wronger by having them cold.

 

Wrong!

[Jim MM]

I always have them on a cold fry up.

[dennis tooth]

cold beans? Jelly beans are the only beans that should be eaten cold.

[Champ]

As a child we used to be given them with salad. I ask you? Now? Just even reading this thread is turning my stomach. Couldnt do it. Wrong.

[Xherdan]

Curry powder or that swartz bbq stuff. Awesome.

[Tyler Durden]

If you eat beans cold you should have no choice about brand because you are a full blown bum who should be dressed in rags and stood near a bin of fire.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Anyone like drinking alcohol out of a bag?

[RJ Fan club]

Anyone like drinking alcohol out of a bag?

 

Call me old fashioned if you like, but I prefer meths from a bottle.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Call me old fashioned if you like, but I prefer meths from a bottle.

 

Let me guess, you fucking wash as well?

[Pony Princess]

Anyone like drinking from a puddle?

[RJ Fan club]

 

Let me guess, you fucking wash as well?

 

On Sundays, whether I need it or not.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Like Blazing fucking Saddles on here.

 

* cold Heinz Spaghetti is nicer *

[Pony Princess]

Like Blazing fucking Saddles on here.

 

* cold Heinz Spaghetti is nicer *

 

this.

 

If I run out of beans, I have a contingency plan. I eat heinz spaghetti instead (the hoops or normal are fine eitherway)

[Guest ShoePiss]

I'd like to join the no beans on a fry up club please

[zigackly]

You can heat them easily if you've got a mess tin, a couple of sheets of newspaper and a match.

[Sapiosexual]

If I'm having them other than for breakfast its nice to have a packet of crisps and dip them in.

 

[Trumo]

You can heat them easily if you've got a mess tin, a couple of sheets of newspaper and a match.

 

And some paraffin.