Dirk Kuyt.

[Sangria]

Thants. TK421, etc... you're boy took one hell of a beating. He's shite.

 

Needs dropping for a month.

 

 

Stop being so kind Cain. He has won me back a few times with his hard work and effort but I have lost it for good this time, he has too many bad spells and when he is bad he is fucken gash.

[jackofdk]

He must be one of the worst attacking players in the league who plays regularly. His first touch is probably worse than half the people on here, which is why he didn't score on that huge chance yesterday.

 

He needs to be dropped - even for Eccleston or Amoo if necessary.

[Section_31]

Kuyt is alwyas a 'little bit' too slow to the ball, a 'little bit' too heavy on the heads or a 'little bit' too light with the pass. Plus he always looks almost embarassed to be anywhere near the ball. Incredibly frustrating player.

 

"Kuyt slipped at the crucial moment there"

 

If ever a line summed up a player, it's that.

[OnizukaEikichi]

I think he was just too exhausted there. This is what happens when we dont have a backup striker to have a plan B.

[Red Banjo]

I have a feeling i might regret if i say what i want to.

 

So i wont.

[Red Mist]

Rubbish player, a typical Rafa signing. I hope he leaves with Benitez this season and we can bring in a player who can actually control a ball

[darnells]

Simply not good enough, a player that typifies Rafa reign, endeavour but lacking in quality. Didn't cause any problems at all.

[stringvest]

Sheesh

[Iantn]

He must be one of the worst attacking players in the league who plays regularly. His first touch is probably worse than half the people on here, which is why he didn't score on that huge chance yesterday.

 

He needs to be dropped - even for Eccleston or Amoo if necessary.

 

Months old but still comedy stupid.

[ngogswilly]

Hes good at tapping the ball in from a few yards out. He does that at least 10 times a season. For that reason, i'd keep him around.

As for the right wing, no fucking way!

[Mitch]

His name rhymes with Shyte for good reason. Utterly shyte. Slow, ponderous and limited

[Jose Jones]

Thought he led the line pretty well, whilst not looking that dangerous. Should have done better with the chance from Mascherano's cross in the first half. Pretty much kept their defence honest by himself in the second. Made good runs, received the ball and linked up pretty well, had a half decent effort that the keeper saved.

He shouldn't really be playing up front by himself, but we didn't exactly have much choice.

[Kevin D]

He wasn't fit tonight and it showed. Have to say, because I certainly would if it was another player, that I thought him going down holding his face was extremely cuntish. Not like him at all.

[DonaldDonaldson]

If Rafa doesn't get rid of Kuyt in the summer then he should be sacked. A truly terrible player; we're starting most games with fewer than eleven players when this abomination starts.

[Mr T]

Kuyt is a Sunday league player. Nothing more.

[melons]

Luckily i've not got enough neg to go round.

 

 

What is it, cunts night for posting on TLW?

[Crazyhorse7778]

His name rhymes with Shyte for good reason. Utterly shyte. Slow, ponderous and limited

 

Hmm...

[melons]

Hmm...

 

haha, i missed it!

[Guest PurpleNose]

Put your first username in, your second username out, talk a load of bollocks, about Dirk Kuyt. Do the forum wum routine as you're renowned. Thats what its all about.

[dirty_sanchez]

Dirk Kuyt is our third highest European goalscorer of all time isn't he?

[dirty_sanchez]

Luckily i've not got enough neg to go round.

 

 

What is it, cunts night for posting on TLW?

 

Here, borrow mine. Who would you like to dish it to?

[CWD82]

He looked off the pace second half and extra time. He didn't touch the ball. Obviously playing injured which wasn't ideal, but reaffirms our lack of firepower

[Glen C]

We need a better backup than kuyt for when torres is injured. Kuyt is a poor striker. Poor first touch and poor finishing. Puts in a shift and gives you high workrate and closing down, but that's about it.

[Original202]

Dirk Kuyt is our third highest European goalscorer of all time isn't he?

 

And he'd be even higher in the list if he played up front in a 4-4-2 formation.

 

14 goals in 48 games this season is pretty good. If the rest of our attackers scored 1 goal every 3 games we'd be in a much stronger position.

[JMARKH]

Slower than a turtle.