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The thing that has sickened me this morning watching the news is that every song that the 'fans' were singing was aimed at us, that is it boys get all the way to a major final and sing no songs about your own team/players!!

 

Obsessed!

 

And this will be the case next weekend for the Everton fans

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Had a shitty shitty dream the other night where Giggs scored a penalty and they won 1-0, why the fuck would my brain do that to me at night, why can't i dream of Mrs Kaka having a great time bouncing up and down on my tower of power?

 

Some dreams are too far fetched.... :whistle:

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Aye.

 

Hamstrung, do you know your tits move faster in Firefox?

 

I've stopped using IE ever since.

 

There was a thread on this about 6 months back. Some people actually prefer IE as they're more 'hypnotising'.

 

I prefer the speed of firefox, personally.

 

How has a thread about a Manc game got to 4 pages 5 hours before it kicks off?

 

Fuck 'em all.

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Barca will dominate but will be toothless up front. The Mancs get a spawny goal. Barca continue to dominate. The Mancs score a late second on the break.

Sounds about right. Barca will dominate possession, ManUre won't show too much ambition but will bide their time and score, then hold on for dear life.

I predict a scrappy, crappy 1-0 win to the mancs.

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Not being funny, but the thread last year was a fucking embarassment and I'mg lad Dave was online to delete it. Hopefully a mod is quick on the button again this year.

 

Embarrassing in what way? i don't think I was on this time last year.

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Not being funny, but the thread last year was a fucking embarassment and I'mg lad Dave was online to delete it. Hopefully a mod is quick on the button again this year.

 

I agree, shouldn't be discussing this. fuck em. If I wanted to discuss a load of smelly cunts Ill go on the porn thread.

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No way am I watching this shit, let alone the build up.

 

Teams like Barca and us represent everything good in the game (at least what's left of it).

 

The mancs represent everything that's wrong with it.

 

Exactly why you should watch it. It's like star wars except on a pitch. Using a ball instead of lightsabers.

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Funniest thing was seeing the thick Mancs who got lost and went through 8 countries with a SatNav.

Pictures of lads from Blackburn travelling in a caravan to Rome.

The press making a trip to Italy sound like crossing the Sahara desert.

The BBC finding a group of ManU fans from Kent, Devon and London.

The Polish ManU fans with a flag for MUSC

 

Come on Barcelona. Do the world a favour. This team is shit.

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It's an amazing match really, it's all that's right with football vs all that's wrong. A team of seemingly top lads, a club owned by the fans with no profit taken for shirt sponsorship and which plays awesome footy, vs a club whose fans are gathered from all brute nations and who had the words 'football club' removed from their crest for commercial reasons. If the mancs win, the world will be swallowed by eternal night - it simply cannot be allowed to happen.

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glad I'm back in lpool for this as if I had to sit in a pub in london with a load of plastic mancs watching this I think I would go a bit christian bale on the bar staff for allowing their horrible cunt brigade of fans in the pub.

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I'm hoping that at some point a ball is slung into Barcelona's penalty area and shrek shapes up to volley it. Just then ladyboy greasyface twathead throws himself in a dive to head the ball.

 

At that moment shrek volleys what he thinks is the ball, hits it as hard as he possible can and we all watch as ladyboys head hits the back of the net.

 

Shrek runs away celebrating what he thinks is a great goal, the other manc players surround him. Meanwhile the ref walks over to the now headless ladyboy and with a look of major concern shows a yellow card for diving.

 

The goal counts though.

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