The Ultimate Beer Thread (No Carling allowed)

[Beno]

[Hand Shandy]

Looks top drawer that...

[Beno]

Think it used to be brewed at the Cains brewery in town

[Redder Lurtz]

We've decided to put this on permanently in the bar, on draft. A bit of a girls' beer but it's still fucking delicious. The distributor have given us exclusivity in the area too, which is decent.

 

[cloggypop]

That's pure nonce beer

[Red_or_Dead]

Expensive but nice.  How much are you charging for a half Lurtz?

[moof]

It's ok for a few sips, then it gets a bit sickly for me. Think that makes me about 5% nonce, and I'm ok with that.

[Redder Lurtz]

Expensive but nice.  How much are you charging for a half Lurtz?

 

£1.90 a half. Which is pretty cheap by Fruli standards but we're outside the city centre so we have to keep the price reasonable. Plus I've battered the cost right down so we're still hitting our margins.

[RedKnight]

The Sainsbury's by me upped their craft beer game this week. Added Anchor Cali Lager and Brooklyn American Ale, both in cans.

[cloggypop]

It's ok for a few sips, then it gets a bit sickly for me. Think that makes me about 5% nonce, and I'm ok with that.

Nonces don't actually drink it themselves.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I had a few of these at Akshaya in Kenny last night.

 

 

A worthy accompaniment for the best Indian food in Liverpool.

[Chip Butty]

The local has started selling Birra Moretti on draught. Everyone raves about it, am not so convinced. Not a fan of Italian beer, same with Peroni(which he had on draft as well), just didn't do it for me. Italian wine on the other hand is another story. 

 

Still stick to the tried and tested Warsteiner. They call it War starter, but after 8-10 pints it certainly ain't a War finisher. 

[Red_or_Dead]

£1.90 a half. Which is pretty cheap by Fruli standards but we're outside the city centre so we have to keep the price reasonable. Plus I've battered the cost right down so we're still hitting our margins.

That is a good price!

[Sugar Ape]

Fruli is lovely. Sue me.

[Furmedge]

 

 

Fruli is lovely.

My wife says the same.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I had a few of these at Akshaya in Kenny last night.

 

 

Not a fan of lager with curry. One false move could spell disaster. Nasty pebbledashing accident.

A worthy accompaniment for the best Indian food in Liverpool.

[Sugar Ape]

 

 

My wife says the same.

I know, I was discussing it with her last night.

[Furmedge]

I know, I was discussing it with her last night.

Oh so you're the gay guy in the hairdressers?

[Sugar Ape]

Oh so you're the gay guy in the hairdressers?

That's what she told you? Did you not get suspicious when she came home with hair like this?

 

[Furmedge]

That's what she told you? Did you not get suspicious when she came home with hair like this?

 

 

You should see her after her bukakke parties! I think it's Chinese for cookery, she comes home with wet icing sugar everywhere!

 

[setreal]

Have been enjoying the Paulaner Lemonade mix (Russ) during the warmer days this summer. 

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

I fucking love beer.

[Red_or_Dead]

I fucking love beer.

Especially the shit ones!

[cloggypop]

This thread was much better before people were drinking strawberry paedo beer and Paulaner shandy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/561994/scitech/science/brewery-makes-beer-from-vaginal-yeast

 

This is one beer that even the most hardened drinkers may think twice about putting to their lips.

The Order of Yoni, a Poland-based brewing company, is crowdfunding to to raise about $170,000, United Press International reported, to help fund their venture to manufacture beer using vaginal bacteria.

“Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman,” the company said in their website.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina.

“Yoni is a sacred Hindu name of vagina and it symbolizes our respect to vagina as a sacrum. In Indian and many of other cultures sexuality including vagina are parts of sacrum, are respected and we are convinced such respect should be also present in our modern Western culture,” the company said in their website.

The product will be called Bottled Instinct. The source of its vaginal yeast will be from a Czech model Alexandra Brendlova. She will also be the face of the product in advertisements.

“We selected a beautiful, very intelligent woman for our first beer and she personifies beauty, intelligence and will be an inspiration for our future models,” they said.

Queasy as it may sound, the company assured that the yeast will be processed thoroughly, making sure that only the lactobacillus bacteria is present in the final product.

“Vaginal lactobacillus bacteria are transferred from a mother to a child during childbirth, so mother’s Yoni bacteria are becoming part of child’s immune system,” the Order of Yoni said.

With this, the company believes the beer is a tribute to mothers and to the act of childbirth.

“It is far, far from disrespect for a woman,” the company stated.