Zlatan Ibrahimvic is fucking crap

[Mersey]

Ibrahimovic is a very good striker and footballer. But he is not better than Eto'o.

 

Now Ibrahimovic is not "fucking crap", and he will get goals for Barca, but, for example, if it was a choice between him and Villa, then Villa wins hands down, as there is at least 3 strikers better than him in world football.

 

Simply, Inter will benefit more from this deal.

 

 

Have you seen Inter play during the last few years?

They haven't been particularly good but has managed to win the league simply due to Ibrahimovic (it's a kind of shitty league though nowadays)

 

It is hard to say how Zlatan will fit in at Barca, but I am absolutely sure that Eto'o won't come close to replacing Ibra unless Inter make some major signings. Eto'o is a great goal-scorer as long as someone feeds him the ball. Zlatan creates goals for himself and, even more importantly, sets up his team-mates. He has been the brain behind everything at Inter.

 

I would have thought that a striker like Eto'o would be a perfect fit for the formation Barcelona plays', but then again if there is something that Barca was missing last season it was probably a bit of strength, size and heading ability, things that Ibrahimovic will definitly add.

[Woo]

By the way, not all us Zlatapologists have the same opinion as Mersey. :whistle:

 

This does however, nicely sum up how much of a temperamental cunt Zlatan is - channel4.com - Football Italia

[dennis tooth]

I hate Zlatan, what kind of name is that, the story about him throwing his tampon out the pram cos he never got passed to, as if he;d of passed it.

As for Forlan, he was misused by Fergie who still doesn't understand south American players, as Tevez, Anderson, Veron, Kleberson and even Ronaldinho will attest.

[Paco]

is it true barca have offered eto'o plus 45 million and hleb on loan for a year to sign this clown?

 

have they never seen him play? unbefuckinglieveable

[jamespp]

have they never seen him play?

 

They probably have seen him play quite a lot, have you ever seen him play apart from a handful of CL games against english teams? Im not bein funny, I havent seen him in Italy but im not gonna ignorantly call him shit because he obviously doing something right, he has 5 league title medals in a row

[James]

I think this swap for Eto'o that everyone's talking about would be a massive loss for Barça.

[El Rojo]

By the way, not all us Zlatapologists have the same opinion as Mersey. :whistle:

 

This does however, nicely sum up how much of a temperamental cunt Zlatan is - channel4.com - Football Italia[/url]

 

That's unbelievable. What an absolute dickhead.

[RedinSweden]

Have you seen Inter play during the last few years?

They haven't been particularly good but has managed to win the league simply due to Ibrahimovic (it's a kind of shitty league though nowadays)

 

It is hard to say how Zlatan will fit in at Barca, but I am absolutely sure that Eto'o won't come close to replacing Ibra unless Inter make some major signings. Eto'o is a great goal-scorer as long as someone feeds him the ball. Zlatan creates goals for himself and, even more importantly, sets up his team-mates. He has been the brain behind everything at Inter.

 

I would have thought that a striker like Eto'o would be a perfect fit for the formation Barcelona plays', but then again if there is something that Barca was missing last season it was probably a bit of strength, size and heading ability, things that Ibrahimovic will definitly add.

 

He's rubbish. I'm Swedish, so my word counts above everyone elses.

 

Close the thread.

[DJLJ]

He's rubbish. I'm Swedish, so my word counts above everyone elses.

 

Close the thread.

 

Dual citizenship?

[RedinSweden]

Dual citizenship?

 

Shhh, don't blow my cover.

[hamstrung]

The big-nosed cunt is crap in Fifa 10 too.

[Anubis]

You're not going to let this one go, are you Hammy?

[hamstrung]

Not while there is breath in my lungs.

[Thomo123]

I want him to stop scoring goals, shite cunt.

[Crazyhorse7778]

The big-nosed cunt is crap in Fifa 10 too.

 

Spot on, he couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo for me on FIFA. The shit nosed cunt.

[Joe Le Taxi]

On the demo he is quite good.

[RobbieOR]

Not while there is breath in my lungs.

 

Fatherhood will calm you down don't worry.

[zigackly]

Not while there is breath in my lungs.

 

Not while he is still fucking crap.

[jamespp]

The big-nosed cunt is crap in Fifa 10 too.

 

No, hes annoyingly good, probably the hardest player to defend against on the game

[hamstrung]

He's shit.

 

[RobbieOR]

He's not going to the World Cup. Hooray.

[Manny]

He's shit?

[Anubis]

No counting chickens there Robbie. Portugal are in the driving seat but it isn't over yet.

[RobbieOR]

Portugal are playing Malta at home.

[RoboRiise]

Robbie playing with fire here. This thread is odd though because it appears to feature several posters expressing the opinion that Zlatan is something other than fucking crap. Yet more evidence that our "most knowlegable fans" tag is less justified these days.