Fuck Dunk the S*n hat wearing cunt

[gkmacca]

Duncan 'Dunk' Oldham This World Cup has turned out like WW2... the French surrended early, the Yanks arrived at the last minute and England are left to fight the fucking Germans...

 

 

Oh God, he's finally turned in Bernard Manning. Inevitable.

[Hair Police]

Oh I don't know. Exclusive snippets of information like this are invaluable.

 

Like this....

 

EXCLUSIVE: Roy Hodgson appointed new Liverpool manager

24 June 2010

 

KOPTALK can exclusively reveal that Roy Hodgson has been appointed as the new manager of Liverpool Football Club.

 

The Fulham manager was always the bookies favourite to land the job despite the Reds having considered several alternatives including former Real Madrid coach Manuel Pellegrini.

 

Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish wanted the job but was turned down flat by the current Anfield board. Hodgson's first job will be to try and persuade his friend to remain at the club.

 

Dalglish has so far rejected the opportunity to be appointed as Director of Football but maybe when things settle down he will reconsider.

 

more to follow...

 

I hope he is wrong--AGAIN!

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Duncan 'Dunk' Oldham This World Cup has turned out like WW2... the French surrended early, the Yanks arrived at the last minute and England are left to fight the fucking Germans...

 

He's nicked it from the Football Ramble. No surprise there, tho'.

[RedinSweden]

Oh I don't know. Exclusive snippets of information like this are invaluable:

 

 

 

I'd say Kenny must have phoned him personally by the looks of that. I wonder if I can find out a bit more by signing up for the vip section of his site.

 

I would say it is definitely worth signing up for that.

[Redder Lurtz]

I would say it is definitely worth signing up for that.

 

Super. I'll get on it. Can I say RiS sent me?

[RedinSweden]

Super. I'll get on it. Can I say RiS sent me?

 

I think it was DJ Cindy who banned me after about 30 seconds on KT, but it might be worth a shot. probably get a discount.

[hamstrung]

Can we agree to carpet neg any motherfucker who posts any link from him in the belief it might be in any way true? Its on the increase and shouldn't be tolerated.

 

Starting frrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm now.

[Redder Lurtz]

Can we agree to carpet neg any motherfucker who posts any link from him in the belief it might be in any way true? Its on the increase and shouldn't be tolerated.

 

Starting frrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm now.

 

Well I'm currently trying to rattle his cage over the exclusive he posted but he's not biting yet. I'll have to reserve the right to post his response here if I get one and if it's funny enough.

 

Edit: Well well. He doesn't like it up him, Mr Mainwaring. He didn't respond to any of my digs, a few of his disciples "liked" my comments and he's suddenly disappeared from my facebook. Horrible fat cunt.

 

Off to get some bleach for my facebook account.

Edited June 24, 2010 by Redder Lurtz

[hamstrung]

Well I'm currently trying to rattle his cage over the exclusive he posted but he's not biting yet. I'll have to reserve the right to post his response here if I get one and if it's funny enough.

 

That stuffs fine.

 

People are posting his "exclusives" on some of the football threads as if they actually carry any weight (snigger). That cannot be tolerated.

[Redder Lurtz]

I'm pretty sure this is the greatest post I've ever seen:

 

If Dunk was to sell Koptalk he'd probably be looking at 5million pound, I think that shows how good it is.

[danperkins]

I'm pretty sure this is the greatest post I've ever seen:

 

 

Originally Posted by Dj_Sydney_A

If Dunk was to sell Koptalk he'd probably be looking at 5million pound, I think that shows how good it is.

 

 

HOLY JESUS!!!

[The Dude Abides]

I bet he hates all this attention.

[dirty_sanchez]

I bet he eats it up.

[gkmacca]

Danger! Danger! The old fool has just started an additional site:

 

Transfer Whispers

 

(He's got a nerve to complain about players being 'gutless'.)

[Soup]

I bet he eats it up.

 

That and all the pies.

[RedinSweden]

Danger! Danger! The old fool has just started an additional site:

 

Transfer Whispers

 

(He's got a nerve to complain about players being 'gutless'.)

 

"Updated daily". Already managed one lie then Dunk.

[Barzini]

Danger! Danger! The old fool has just started an additional site:

 

My one and only click onto that site unearthed this little gem...

 

I remember when we lost to Germany on penalties back in 1990, I was only 15 and I laid outside my friend’s house on the grass by the road crying my eyes out. But I won’t be doing that this evening. I’ve moved on already.

 

Shame you never rolled into the road you fat prick.

[Lucky Pierre]

So he's 35? And I thought Dave U looked old for his age!

[gkmacca]

My one and only click onto that site unearthed this little gem...

 

 

 

Shame you never rolled into the road you fat prick.

 

Blimey, he sounds like the Mr Pooter of the 21st Century. I wonder when he'll get around to painting the bath with red enamel paint!

[Josef Svejk]

I remember when we lost to Germany on penalties back in 1990, I was only 15 and I laid outside my friend’s house on the grass by the road crying my eyes out. But I won’t be doing that this evening. I’ve moved on already... Well, not on, but definitely up... 200 kilos or so.[/quoteIT]

[Gav]

Where's me book...cracks me up every time

[dirty_sanchez]

I've not heard anything about Dunk for ages. Has Koptalk gone bust yet?

[silverlining]

So he's 35? And I thought Dave U looked old for his age!

 

Dunk CANNOT be 35. He's probably close to 35 stone, but if he's 35 he must have a Nigerian passport.

[RedinSweden]

What's not to like?

 

[YOUTUBE]5FaryV2lvUQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

and from another thread:

 

 

Separated at birth?

 

 

[navbasi]

I've not heard anything about Dunk for ages. Has Koptalk gone bust yet?

 

Nope, it's still going... I clicked on the "become a VIP" link and these "quotes" were on there...

 

Daily Telegraph: the world's best unofficial site...

 

Football365: KopTalk has proven itself as the number one unofficial website

 

Total Football: One of the most important and successful football sites on the web!

 

The Times: The impressive Kop Talk site boasts Anfield legends...

 

Daily Star: The biggest and most popular Liverpool FC fans' site in the world!

 

BBC: An indispensable source of background info and news on the Mighty Reds!

 

The Mirror: widely recognised as the true voice of supporters...

 

Daily Star: a favourite not only with the fans but also the Liverpool players...

 

Total Football: a favourite amongst the Liverpool players...

 

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