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The 2024 General Election Thread


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Who Do You Plan To Vote For? (Voters names not public)   

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  1. 1. Who Do You Plan To Vote For? (Voters names not public)

    • Labour
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    • Tory
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    • Lib-Dems
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    • Green
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    • Reform
      0
    • Other (Please State)
      1
    • None, they can all fuck off
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    • None - I'm not eligible to vote
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On 16/01/2024 at 12:43, Tj hooker said:

Definitely Labour here in Wrexham we currently have a Tory witch who has done fuck all for the town and needs to go , the fucking shame of Wrexham having a Tory and Chester having a Labour MP is fucking appalling in itself really .



What TJ said. Athertons voting record is appalling. In her first few weeks in the job she petitioned the council to stop a home being converted into a care home for Down Syndrome people. There’s other shite she’s done as well that beyond the pale. Plus she’s known locally for being a piss head. 

 

Andrew Ranger the Labour candidate is a decent bloke. Done a bit for local charities and the foodbank. 
 

 

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This pissing weather just reminded me that that appalling cunt Braverman said that rough sleeping was a "lifestyle choice"

 

I want every single Tory MP to lose their deposit, then find out that their bank accounts have been emptied and their houses burned down.

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If the ghost of Fred West, dressed as Hitler, with the morals of Josef Fritzl was standing opposite a Tory - I'm voting for the ghost.

 

The only thing that needs to happen this year is complete and absolute obliteration of the Conservatives.

 

Whenever the election is - I'm taking the next day off work and having a shot of whiskey every time one of the cunts lose their seats. Bonus shots if they storm off stage crying. The fucking cunts.

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15 minutes ago, Red Banjo said:

If the ghost of Fred West, dressed as Hitler, with the morals of Josef Fritzl was standing opposite a Tory - I'm voting for the ghost.

 

The only thing that needs to happen this year is complete and absolute obliteration of the Conservatives.

 

Whenever the election is - I'm taking the next day off work and having a shot of whiskey every time one of the cunts lose their seats. Bonus shots if they storm off stage crying. The fucking cunts.

In that case mate, I hope you're shitfaced for about a fortnight!

 

Here's to the tories being obliterated.

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59 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

In that case mate, I hope you're shitfaced for about a fortnight!

 

Here's to the tories being obliterated.

 

Might have to change the rules thinking about it. If the polls are to be believed ofcourse. 

 

If the Tory cunts are to lose 200 seats and face extinction- so would my internal organs. 

 

For every 10 Tories ousted - a shot of whiskey.

 

24 carat cunts like Rees-Mogg, Anderson, Gullis, Hunt and obviously Sunak losing their jobs deserve their own drink however.

 

It promises to be a very rough hangover.

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  • 2 months later...

Reform UK dropped their candidate for York Central, Tommy Cawkwell, for 'inactivity' but later were found out he had actually passed away after being selected to stand as an MP

Grand National
 
 

Reform UK 'mortified' after sacking 'inactive' election candidate who was actually dead

Reform UK dropped their candidate for York Central, Tommy Cawkwell, for 'inactivity' but later were found out he had actually passed away after being selected to stand as an MP

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6 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Not the general election, but if any of you lovely people live in Stockbridge ward in Knowsley, and fancy voting for change, I'm standing for Greens in the council elections again on 2nd of May.


His campaign video…

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Not the general election, but if any of you lovely people live in Stockbridge ward in Knowsley, and fancy voting for change, I'm standing for Greens in the council elections again on 2nd of May.

You're not getting my vote

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46 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Nah, nothing that classy mate.

 

And apologies for losing my temper on the match thread last night, you deserved better than that.

I don't think anyone needs to apologise for losing their temper last night.

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57 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Nah, nothing that classy mate.

 

And apologies for losing my temper on the match thread last night, you deserved better than that.


Fuck off, you divvy. 
 

Negged for apologising.

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56 minutes ago, A Red said:

You're not getting my vote

I don't expect Tories to vote for me.

 

7 minutes ago, Fugitive said:


Fuck off, you divvy. 
 

Negged for apologising.

Neg accepted.

 

19 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I don't think anyone needs to apologise for losing their temper last night.

No, I was a first class cunt, it wasn't just Fugitive who got it either.

 

4 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Will it say Mr C.Supreme on the ballot paper ?

It's a secret.

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8 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I don't expect Tories to vote for me.

 

Neg accepted.

 

No, I was a first class cunt, it wasn't just Fugitive who got it either.

 

It's a secret.


I’m going to have to have a look now.

 

I was a spoilt child; turned the tv off at full time and went to bed

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10 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I don't expect Tories to vote for me.

It was more to do with not living in your area. You never know, if I did, I might have liked the look of what you're offering.

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32 minutes ago, A Red said:

It was more to do with not living in your area. You never know, if I did, I might have liked the look of what you're offering.

Fair point mate, to be honest I'm only a paper candidate again. I'd love to have the spare time to actually campaign as I've seen how well it can work if you put the effort in.

 

We (Greens) are the second largest party on the council now, and the more candidates we can put up every year the better. Between us, the independents and the 3 lib dems we try and keep Labour honest.

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2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Fair point mate, to be honest I'm only a paper candidate again. I'd love to have the spare time to actually campaign as I've seen how well it can work if you put the effort in.

 

We (Greens) are the second largest party on the council now, and the more candidates we can put up every year the better. Between us, the independents and the 3 lib dems we try and keep Labour honest.


Can you ask for that West Derby sign on Princess Drive to be taken down. Thanks 

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