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[Guest]

I think it's a scam. According to this document in 2018, her business didn't seem to have a person behind it. And the address used was Hardwood rather than Harewood I think to throw off attention. It may even be a random address. A visit would be the best plan to see who is there.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Fluter in Dakota said:

I think it's a scam. According to this document in 2018, her business didn't seem to have a person behind it. And the address used was Hardwood rather than Harewood I think to throw off attention. It may even be a random address. A visit would be the best plan to see who is there.

 

 

It’s really not that sophisticated. 

[Anubis]

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[Dougie Do'ins]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Aaargh. What a fucking cunt. I’ll go onto the Facebook pages later and tell everyone she’s stolen money meant for homeless people. I think one of the pages has about 15k people on it so word should get back to her. 
 

I can only think either a) we’ve somehow been grassed up and she’s blocked me b) she likes Philly’s picture so much she’s hung it up in her own house, c) she’s left Facebook or d) I’m keeping the painting for myself. 

I'm all for a bit of TLW skulduggery but is that factually correct ?

1 hour ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/11376385/filing-history

 

Registered office address changed from 1 1 Hardwood Terrace Haverhill Suffolk CB9 8JL United Kingdom to 1 Harewood Terrace Haverhill CB9 8JL on 29 June 2018

I've just look been on google maps looking for those addresses. The Hardwood one doesn't exist and the Harewood one may have a caravan on the drive but it could be the neighbours.

 

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.078579,0.4282425,3a,90y,342.5h,76.04t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBj-G0BPtTYu3tjgD6zMnkg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

[Anubis]

Time to call in some professionals to recover our picture and send a message.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

If she’s genuinely left Facebook I might *grimaces* “reach out” instead of going in all guns blazing. 

[TheBitch]

Today’s events have made this thread even better. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

If she’s genuinely left Facebook I might *grimaces* “reach out” instead of going in all guns blazing. 

Contact her yer dick, no need to reach fucking anywhere, give her a bell, Col probably grassed yer up for some filthy action.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Contact her yer dick, no need to reach fucking anywhere, give her a bell, Col probably grassed yer up for some filthy action.

Col scared her off by offering to make her breakfast.

[Captain Turdseye]

7 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Contact her yer dick, no need to reach fucking anywhere, give her a bell, Col probably grassed yer up for some filthy action.

Just spent half an hour punching random numbers into my phone but none of them were hers. I’ll try again later. 

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just spent half an hour punching random numbers into my phone but none of them were hers. I’ll try again later. 

Send a note written with magazine cuttings saying I know what you did last Summer or Autumn or whenever it was. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just spent half an hour punching random numbers into my phone but none of them were hers. I’ll try again later. 

You’ve been had off you mug. Now get to work on the cake yourself. 

[KMD7]

19 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just spent half an hour punching random numbers into my phone but none of them were hers. I’ll try again later. 

Is there an email linked to her PayPal account? 

[Anubis]

If Turdseye has allowed some random woman off the Internet to have us off, it’s only right and proper that he makes it good by doing the diamond painting  of Dwayne Johnson himself?

 

Do we all agree?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

Is there an email linked to her PayPal account? 

 

Yeah, it’s anglecakesandlables@aol.com

 

Good shout. I’m too stupid to have thought of that. I’ve got a post pending on one of the Facebook groups but I’m about to embark on a four hour drive so I’ll check later and send her an email. 

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Yeah, it’s anglecakesandlables@aol.com

 

Good shout. I’m too stupid to have thought of that. I’ve got a post pending on one of the Facebook groups but I’m about to embark on a four hour drive so I’ll check later and send her an email. 

Off to shit on her driveway? You could arrange the plop to look like Philly's picture 

[Captain Turdseye]

She’s in the balloon art business now. 
 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Turns out she sent me a message from the new profile a month ago. Facebook messenger is weird about messages from new people. 
 

There’s life in this yet. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

This bitch is Mark Downey with added frosting.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Turns out she sent me a message from the new profile a month ago. Facebook messenger is weird about messages from new people. 
 

There’s life in this yet. 

Gents there’s a stench of Arthur Fowler and the Christmas club here. Turdseye fucks off on a 4 hour drive as the shit hits the fan.

[Bjornebye]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Turns out she sent me a message from the new profile a month ago. Facebook messenger is weird about messages from new people. 
 

There’s life in this yet. 

Saying what? 

[Bruce Spanner]

Anyone seen CPT and Cake Cunt in the same room together?

 

The long con is on folks, keep up...

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Anyone seen CPT and Cake Cunt in the same room together?

 

The long con is on folks, keep up...

He isn't clever enough to pull a caper like this fortunately. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

He isn't clever enough to pull a caper like this fortunately. 

 “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist”

 

Keyser Turdseye.

[Captain Turdseye]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Saying what? 

 

 

 

I’ll take another neg off you for the smiley. The only other people I use smileys to are children, mostly my own. I’m not sure if it’s because I love Amy like I do my kids or if it’s because her spelling and grammar reminds me of the paintings Turdsette used to bring home from nursery. 
 

Is she really on holiday? I don’t know. Surely to god she has no use for a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson diamond painting and will hand it over without much (more) fuss...