Yaya.

[Tony Moanero]

Turd on toast.

[polymerpunkah]

"The judge in his sentencing remarks accepted that I had not been intentionally drinking."

 

How is that even possible.

Jello shots.

[sir roger]

When I saw the title I panicked & wondered whether he was kicking off over Champ not starting a birthday thread for him.

[Champ]

So how did he "unintentionally" consume alcohol?? I'm confused

 

The BBC report said that he had been drinking coke at some celebration and didnt realise it had brandy in it. And as a teetotaller you never noticed that you were feeling a bit 'odd' before you got behind the wheel of your car? Yeah, right, Mr Toure

[VladimirIlyich]

The BBC report said that he had been drinking coke at some celebration and didnt realise it had brandy in it. And as a teetotaller you never noticed that you were feeling a bit 'odd' before you got behind the wheel of your car? Yeah, right, Mr Toure

How many glasses of the 'odd tasting' coke did he drink! This scores a maximum on the bullshit meter.

[sir roger]

My wife sells fudge & toffee & I have noted that amongst the fudge flavours are Baileys, Jack Daniels, Tia Maria & Rum / Raisin.

 

I am sure that ' Mr Loophole ' solicitor guy is always looking for bullshit excuses for his footballer clients, so I may sell him the new ' mouthwash ' defence.

[setreal]

Anyone else find these statements put out by crisis communication teams utterly hilarious? They always read like Ned Flanders wrote them or something.

[Xherdan]

I am going to get unintentionally pissed on numerous occassions over the christmas holidays. All I have to do is quote this legal precedence to the wife and all is fine.

[setreal]

I am going to get unintentionally pissed on numerous occassions over the christmas holidays. All I have to do is quote this legal precedence to the wife and all is fine.

 

"It is well known that I am a Muslim and do not drink."

[Josef Svejk]

"It is well known that I am a Muslim and do not drink."

I was curious about what concerned Yaya most: his criminal record; his professional image; or his Muslim credentials...

[Trumo]

Jello shots.

 

Tequila (I)slammers.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I am going to get unintentionally pissed on numerous occassions over the christmas holidays. All I have to do is quote this legal precedence to the wife and all is fine.

 

I'm more interested in the means-tested fine.

 

ROTOQ, you have been found guilty. The means tested fine has been calculated and you must pay....oh...this is unusual. We owe you £342.67.

[Anubis]

"The judge in his sentencing remarks accepted that I had not been intentionally drinking."

 

How is that even possible.

I doubt it.

[Anubis]

Sounds to me like the District Judge was being diplomatic.

 

 

On Monday at Barkingside Magistrates' Court District Judge Gary Lucie said: 'You say you were at a party and thought you were drinking Diet Coke but you accepted it tasted different to how it usually does.

 

'In fact you were drinking brandy and coke.

 

'It appears to me that whilst you may not have knowingly consumed alcohol it should have been clear to you that you were in fact drinking alcohol at some point before you took the decision to drive.

[setreal]

I so hope Yaya is paying people to follow him around all day and spike his drinks. It's what I would do anyway.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I tried some Diet Coke once and I can verify the case for the defence.

[Josef Svejk]

I tried some Diet Coke once and I can verify the case for the defence.

I was thinking Cherry Coke.

[Kevin D]

If the judge really wanted to send a message about the pitfalls of drink driving, he should have thrown David Silva in prison for 3 months.

[setreal]

Andre Marriner would have sent Fernandinho to prison for 3 months

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Why is everyone cracking on like there's anything confusing about this? He says he drank something he thought was non-alcoholic. Whether you believe him or not, it's hardly a mind-twisting mystery, is it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Why is everyone cracking on like there's anything confusing about this? He says he drank something he thought was non-alcoholic. Whether you believe him or not, it's hardly a mind-twisting mystery, is it.

 

Enough to put you over the limit? Without tasting the alcohol? I rarely drink and if someone handed me a vodka and coke I could smell the vodka before I got to drink it.

[moof]

Enough to put you over the limit? Without tasting the alcohol? I rarely drink and if someone handed me a vodka and coke I could smell the vodka before I got to drink it.

Maybe he was already smashed by that point so didn't notice?

[Tony Moanero]

Yaya Toure is a bellend.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I tried some Diet Coke once and I can verify the case for the defence.

I was at a wedding a while back and when we were given our welcome drink of champagne, a few people were pulling a face, saying it tasted funny.  I'm not fussy, so I necked theirs as well as my own.  I soon realised the reason it tasted funny was because it had a nip of brandy in it.

 

Not a bad kickstart to the day.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Enough to put you over the limit? Without tasting the alcohol? I rarely drink and if someone handed me a vodka and coke I could smell the vodka before I got to drink it.

I'm not saying I believe him, as such, I just don't get why people are saying "How is that possible?" instead of "Bollocks, Yaya!"