Worst of the TLW Era - YOU decide: Left backs

[dave u]

Agree with John. Konchesky was terribly average but his association with Hodgson combined with his big mouth ma make people hate him more then his performances warranted.

 

Dossena comfortably the worst for me, especially as we paid £7m for him and I hoped he'd be good.

 

Ziege was gash too. The laziest player I can recall seeing for us.

[Bjornebye]

Konchesky was a god awful shit cunt but Cissokho has to be the vote based on ability. He was awful. Just terrible. Horrid.

[Tony Moanero]

What about that Wilson cunt?

[Captain]

I don´t understand people going easy on Konchesky just because he wasn´t expected to be good.

 

We no, he wasn´t, but the poll isn´t on most disappointing or most overrated players, it´s on the worst to play for us during a certain period. And Konchesky was very very bad, worse than any of the other players on the list. The fact that he was never expected to be good doesn´t really factor in for me.

 

In one. Fucking car crash of a player.

[Section_31]

Pointless, impossibly bald cunt. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

He's not bald anymore. Just saying, like.

[Section_31]

He's not bald anymore. Just saying, like.

 

He'll always be bald. 

[Juan Galonso]

The Cisshoko one was strange as a few years back he was being linked to big clubs across Europe for 15m plus. I didn't know if he was any good a few years ago or just lost his way to be what he is now.

[Tony Moanero]

Cissokho gets my vote, he was horse shit.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Spoiled for choice here - Vignal, Traore and Insua didn't even make the cut!

 

I honestly can't recall much about Ziege, so I can't vote for him.

 

The Doss was only pretending to be poo, to add a comic gloss to a tremendous week.  He's too cuddly to be voted the worst of anything, the fat little teddy bear.

 

I'm baffled by the suggestion that Cissokho ever tried anything.  If I must remember him, I remember me screaming at him as he took a throw-in then stood there, off the pitch, waiting to see what would happen.  GET INVOLVED AND MAKE STUFF HAPPEN, YOU USELESS LAZY CUNT!!

 

And yet.... there is only one Paul Konchesky.  He was, is and ever shall be completely fucking shit.  This may be the only time we can call him a winner.

 

 

 

 

[redinblack62]

I went for Ziege for the simple reason that he had ability, but just didnt seem to give a fuck. Thats worse than being rubbish.

[Bjornebye]

My overriding memory of Ziege is his hair flapping in the wind after he scored at elland rd the blonde bleached bastard.

[Tony Moanero]

Spoiled for choice here - Vignal, Traore and Insua didn't even make the cut!

 

I honestly can't recall much about Ziege, so I can't vote for him.

 

The Doss was only pretending to be poo, to add a comic gloss to a tremendous week. He's too cuddly to be voted the worst of anything, the fat little teddy bear.

 

I'm baffled by the suggestion that Cissokho ever tried anything. If I must remember him, I remember me screaming at him as he took a throw-in then stood there, off the pitch, waiting to see what would happen. GET INVOLVED AND MAKE STUFF HAPPEN, YOU USELESS LAZY CUNT!!

 

And yet.... there is only one Paul Konchesky. He was, is and ever shall be completely fucking shit. This may be the only time we can call him a winner.

To be fair, Konchesky very nearly won West Ham the FA Cup!

 

He should never have played for us, but he was/is a competent lower echelons of the Premier League/Championship fullback.

 

I don't agree that the lad is a cunt, he spoke relatively well and was never disrespectful. It's not his fault that his mother is a thick twat.

[Kurt]

Ziege. So lazy he made Berbatov look like Suarez.

 

That being said.... Konchesky gets my vote.

[Section_31]

Speaking of Vignal, he once took a 5p tip someone had left for my uni mate while he was working on the bar in the David Lloyd gym, couldn't decide if that was impressive or not.

[Boss]

P-Kon

 

Cissokho had a run of looking reasonably competent at the end of last season. Ziege is a cut above these. 

 

I remember it differently, i remember Cissokho being replaced at left back by Flanagan at the end of the season and then we started to look competent. Cissokho was so bad that i actually thought i'd missed the boat on becoming a professional footballer.

 

He did two things 1. stand on the line and wait for Sakho to pass to him and 2. pass the ball back to Sakho immediately. That was what his role was reduced too because we literally couldn't risk him doing anything else.

 

The way he'd wait an absolute age to throw the ball on throw ins as well used to do my head in, and he never threw to any of the players in space, he'd always launch it forward to lose possession every time, in the words of Klopp "it was so shit".

[Reckoner]

It was clearly djimi, sentimental gets

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Dossena for me. 

[mni]

Konchesky.

 

 

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[Sturro]

John Riise. End of thread

 

In Brendan we trust

[AngryOfTuebrook]

John Riise. End of thread

 

In Brendan we trust

Just been checking some of this whopper's earlier posts, to confirm my suspicions.  Obvious troll.

 

Trolling is dull.  Don't you know there's much more fun to be had on the internet?  Try porn.

[King Emlyn]

Not even a question, nobody signed shite quite like the budgie.

[Tony Moanero]

John Riise. End of thread

 

In Brendan we trust

Boring bastard.

[Sturro]

Cost us a Champs league and god knows how many other trophies. Awful footballer and arrogant cunt to boot.

 

In Brendan we trust

[stringvest]

Ziege was boss, he just wasn't very good for us. Played brilliantly for Boro and looked like a U Boat skipper, can't say fairer than that. 

 

Das football boot