Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

[Bjornebye]

Righto chief. PM me an address and I'll get it sent out at some point

PM'd mate, obviously address it to Mrs Stig i you intend shitting in the package

 

Thanks fella appreciated

[RoboRiise]

Audi A5 Quattro, slight fire damage, unwanted gift.

[lifetime fan]

Lee - just an idea of the books I wanted you to have. I've a load of cheaper ones if you're intereated or they'll go to St Peters, I just want my favourite 'bibles' looked after.

 

[Lee909]

Sound great,ill keep care of them and they will be in the same condition when you get back.

I mostly cook middle eastern and Asian so if any of the cheaper ones are from there ill have a look thanks

[lifetime fan]

Sound great,ill keep care of them and they will be in the same condition when you get back.

I mostly cook middle eastern and Asian so if any of the cheaper ones are from there ill have a look thanks

I've a few, but they tend to all be modern British/European.

[Lee909]

Nice to meet you yesterday Col,hope you found somewhere for lunch 

Had a very quick look through a couple of the 'bibles'  and they look good.

Hope you enjoy the new job and the books will be here for you when you get back

[Anubis]

Tony knows......

 

 

my address.

 

Anyone needs to send me an envelope full of dog shit see Tony and he can sort you out. 

 

So if we post an envelope full of dogshit through Tony's letterbox he can forward it on to you?

[Chairman Meow]

So if we post an envelope full of dogshit through Tony's letterbox he can forward it on to you?

 

I don't see any reason why not. 

[lifetime fan]

Nice to meet you yesterday Col,hope you found somewhere for lunch

Had a very quick look through a couple of the 'bibles' and they look good.

Hope you enjoy the new job and the books will be here for you when you get back

Was good to meet you too mate, we found a place called The Half Way House that did half decent food with a look over the river thanks.

 

Hope you enjoy the books as much as I have.

[Remmie]

Yeah thanks for the TV, haven't had a chance to hook it up yet. Sorry was half asleep but nice to meet you.

[Chairman Meow]

Did Col get to see the pigs in all their glory?

[lifetime fan]

Did Col get to see the pigs in all their glory?

Unfortunately not. They were covered by batman bottoms and a dressing gown to cover the top half.

 

I made the bird stay in the car and not get out to meet the legend.

[Jairzinho]

Didn't really know where else to put this and, as I have a phobia of starting threads, thought this would be as good a place as any.

 

I've got loads of stationery from College and University days that I no longer have any need for and would like to donate it to schools in Africa. I've done some googling and developafrica.org seems alright *shrugs*. Does anyone have any experience of donating stuff, rather than monies, and know of any decent/better organisations?

 

Ta.

[Tony Moanero]

I'll take it Tony. I just thought you had put it on to take the piss.

Alright mate, just wanted to let you know that I will be posting the book on Tuesday.

[Captain Turdseye]

Not enough shit changing hands here, it's Moanero's fault for taking eight fucking months to post a book. Does anyone need a brand new BT home hub 5 broadband router?

 

 

Going for 50 notes on eBay and it could be yours for nothing. No poems required, although it needs to go to someone that'll use it, not some cheeky cunt that'll flog it straight on.

[Elite]

Going for £50 on eBay you say?

 

*Checks Sky Router*

 

Can't believe it my BT router has just broken, I'll take it!

[Captain Turdseye]

It's the season of goodwill and I'm having a bit of a clear out. But enough about the turd I'm currently curling out, I'm looking for a new home for this book.

 

 

None of my mates are into The Sopranos. I've got an uncle that likes it but he hasn't read a book since the early 90's, so who wants it?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's the season of goodwill and I'm having a bit of a clear out. But enough about the turd I'm currently curling out, I'm looking for a new home for this book.

 

 

None of my mates are into The Sopranos. I've got an uncle that likes it but he hasn't read a book since the early 90's, so who wants it?

 

Haven't seen Sopranos but repped for what appears to be a great gift for someone.

[SammyAftershave]

+1

 

Admirable philanthropy.

[Captain Turdseye]

Not at all. It was given to me by someone else for free. Just passing it on.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Tight arse. Give something of your own away.

[Jairzinho]

Tight arse. Give something of your own away.

 

Thank the good lord for full stops.

[Captain Turdseye]

Look, does anyone want the fucking book or what?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Look, does anyone want the fucking book or what?

 

Stick in on Gumtree for free. Within minutes you'll have 100 texts asking if you'd give them £5 to take it away. Then tell them to get to fuck and come back here and see if anyone wants it yet.

[Elite]

I'll have it if you give me a fiver for taking off your hands.