little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Champ]

We're both dying with the cold at the moment so any fun is off the cards.

 

I'll get her a Gerrard Butler DVD.

For a fortnight? *heads back to lifey's How often do you get laid thread for reference*

[Mook]

For a fortnight? *heads back to lifey's How often do you get laid thread for reference*

 

I think I said about twice a week but it's no times a week when I've got an AIDS whelk on my coupon.

 

Bah fucking humbug.

[Champ]

I think I said about twice a week but it's no times a week when I've got an AIDS whelk on my coupon.

 

Bah fucking humbug.

Exactly! Fucking joy thieves

[Total Longo]

Re: Petrol stations, no matter how many pumps are set up with the option to either pay at pump or pay at kiosk, you can guarantee that 95% of the sub-neanderthals using them will pay at the kiosk anyway....with a card.

 

Morons.

[Remmie]

Mrs Rem had her first ever cold sore coinciding exactly with the painters and decorators coming to town. It was a frustrating time.

 

Fortunately that was months ago

[bouncebrigade]

Killing time at work time until my colleagues decide they are ready to leave for a pre-Christmas party drink.

 

Hurry up lads for fuck sake, this is one day of the year when you don't need to pretend you are up the walls.

[Mook]

Killing time at work time until my colleagues decide they are ready to leave for a pre-Christmas party drink.

 

Hurry up lads for fuck sake, this is one day of the year when you don't need to pretend you are up the walls.

I used to just go to the pub myself.

 

Fucking hate people faffing when you're gagging on a pint.

[manwiththestick]

Apple. Watching Panorama now and they're showing people queuing outside a store to get their latest phone and you have people dancing and cheering and staff escorting individuals into the store and they're dancing in like they've just been inviting to come on down on the price is right, 50 year old fellas saying you're not cool unless you own an iPhone. Fuck off, talk about selling a supposed lifestyle to dickheads who'll do anything and spend stupid money on a phone. A fucking phone for gods sake. Sheep.

[FanchesterCity]

Streaming websites with some crazy advertising.

 

I don't mind the adverts. But don't make me click through thousands of popups and fake offers. Just give me loads of adverts around the footie, I'll settle for that.

[cloggypop]

Streaming websites with some crazy advertising.

 

I don't mind the adverts. But don't make me click through thousands of popups and fake offers. Just give me loads of adverts around the footie, I'll settle for that.

Adblock plus.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Apple. Watching Panorama now and they're showing people queuing outside a store to get their latest phone and you have people dancing and cheering and staff escorting individuals into the store and they're dancing in like they've just been inviting to come on down on the price is right, 50 year old fellas saying you're not cool unless you own an iPhone. Fuck off, talk about selling a supposed lifestyle to dickheads who'll do anything and spend stupid money on a phone. A fucking phone for gods sake. Sheep.

 

Charlie Fuckwits and Willy Wankers.

[stevebaby]

Apple. Watching Panorama now and they're showing people queuing outside a store to get their latest phone and you have people dancing and cheering and staff escorting individuals into the store and they're dancing in like they've just been inviting to come on down on the price is right, 50 year old fellas saying you're not cool unless you own an iPhone. Fuck off, talk about selling a supposed lifestyle to dickheads who'll do anything and spend stupid money on a phone. A fucking phone for gods sake. Sheep.

The human species is well overdue for a good culling.

[Total Longo]

I genuinely despise Apple. Surely when the world and his wife owns an iphone, it's clearly ceased to be in any way shape or form "cool".

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I genuinely despise Apple. Surely when the world and his wife owns an iphone, it's clearly ceased to be in any way shape or form "cool".

 

You'd think so, wouldn't you? My friend lost his iPhone on a night out, and it wasn't insured. His contract was up anyway though, so I converted him to Android. One less apple fuck-knuckle. You're welcome, world. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Adblock plus.

Best thing ever.

[Chairman Meow]

I know cos I is been there. 

 

Check out Major Tom, getting all gangster and shit. 

[bouncebrigade]

Turn off the keypad tones on your phone, you scruffy little shithead.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Running out of milk.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Running out of milk.

Not as bad as running out of Alcohol. 

[Harry Squatter]

People who like to portray themselves as liberal and open minded about everything when posting on Facebook but spending time with them in real life you quickly learn that they are racist, homophobic and hate disabled people.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

People who like to portray themselves as liberal and open minded about everything when posting on Facebook but spending time with them in real life you quickly learn that they are racist, homophobic and hate disabled people.

I hate the ones who post every news feed as if the rest of us never watch the fucking news!! 

[Liverpool lad]

People who call themselves homeowners when they are basically the banks tenants for a quarter of a century.

 

I have bought a house but don't own the thing for another 20 odd years.

[halewood pete]

Prices cinemas charge for sweets and drinks.thieving bastards

[Guest Pistonbroke]

People who call themselves homeowners when they are basically the banks tenants for a quarter of a century.

 

I have bought a house but don't own the thing for another 20 odd years.

That is why I rent, I can move when I like and have no debt. Even when we inherit the MIL's hose we'll just sell it and split the money between the kids. Life is for enjoying and not worrying about debts and the fact you can lose your job and inevitably your home to the banks. 

[Jose Jones]

Clover. Fuck off out of my lawn you bastard.