The Grand National

[Fowlers God]

He's in a stable condition.

[The Golden Eel]

Yeah so a new swimming pool opened in our home town, called fucking Aurora or soemthing, the jockey's colours were the colours of our home town. Round at my mate's watching it and his bird comes home in a taxi right after it's ended, taxi driver had £10 on it @ 100/1 apparently. Then speaking to another mate later on, he backed it. My missus's ma backed it, another bolke I know bakced it.

 

So, yeah, fuck off. Mine came 2nd too for christ sake.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Such an easy race these days that any no hoper nag can win it. Might as well get rid of the fences altogether and just have a flat race.

 

That's completely flawed Logic, the easier the race gets the harder it would be for an outside horse to win.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

That's completely flawed Logic' date=' the easier the race gets the harder it would be for an outside horse to win.[/quote']

 

Or maybe that as long as you can jump and plod along you will always have a chance over 4 and a half miles?

 

I do agree a little bit with Stronts in that its more of a test of stamina than much else.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Virtual national today. My horse will still end up a non runner I bet. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Virtual national today. My horse will still end up a non runner I bet. 

I always pick Sad Ken 

[Captain Turdseye]

£5 win on Beware The Bear. 
 

Don’t let me down, you cartoon cunt. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

TIP: Virtual Dusty Carpet. It's never been beat and goes well over virtual fences. Or something like that. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The lack of social distancing with this Aintree crowd is disgusting.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That was shite. 

[Captain Turdseye]

What were the odds on that winner?

[sir roger]

18's

[Colt Seavers]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

What were the odds on that winner?

18/1

[Bjornebye]

Fair play to them for doing it if all the profits go to the NHS. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Bastard tiger roll and sky bet. Thought I'd put it each way but you have to press it and highlight it.

[Bjornebye]

My horse has been put down apparently. 

[sir roger]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

My horse has been put down apparently. 

Don't worry if it's Red Rum , it's been dead 20 years anyway

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Don't worry if it's Red Rum , it's been dead 20 years anyway

 

Still won today. What a lad. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Think mine came sixth 

 

Jesus fucking hates me.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, El Diego said:

Think mine came sixth 

 

Jesus fucking hates me.

Edgy name for a horse.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Disappointed that they didn't have a virtual Pete Price and Claire Sweeney in the crowd. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

My horse has been put down apparently. 

 

[sir roger]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Disappointed that they didn't have a virtual Pete Price and Claire Sweeney in the crowd. 

I'm sure I saw Craig Phillips shoeing the horses.

 

Not that impressive , my game of Totopoly was more realistic in the 1970's

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

 

Hahaha

[Jairzinho]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I'm sure I saw Craig Phillips shoeing the horses.

 

Not that impressive , my game of Totopoly was more realistic in the 1970's

It was fucking shite, wasn't it?

 

The crowd noise sounded like something from a mid 90s tennis game.