Daniel Sturridge

[kalasoma]

 

 

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Catwalk queen: The 23-year-old supermodel, who has a three-year-old son, Riley, from a previous relationship, reportedly first grew close to the England ace at V Festival in August 2013, with the pair then letting their friendship blossom into romance

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2566125/Jourdan-Dunn-secretly-dating-Liverpool-striker-Daniel-Sturridge.html#ixzz2uEknN4Qc 

 

Behind every good striker..

 

 

... is a divorce and/or paternity suit waiting to happen.

[spider-neil]

 

 

Oof!

[Reckoner]

That Chelsea fan sure had a lot to say for himself.

[alles ist gut]

That Chelsea fan sure had a lot to say for himself.

It's reassuring that Mostar only knows one Chelsea fan.

[Reckoner]

Had anyone got a picture of that Torres Chelsea banner with the Shankly gates badge still on it? Would be lovely to see it again.

[alles ist gut]

Had anyone got a picture of that Torres Chelsea banner with the Shankly gates badge still on it? Would be lovely to see it again.

 

As I said to Champ once, I'm the obliging type...

[Russ Atmosphere]

About two weeks after they made that banner they wished he hadn't signed.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Hahahaha what a bunch of fucking meffs, that banner is hilarious. Typifies the cunts.

[Russ Atmosphere]

That banner captures very well the frown he's been wearing for much of the last three years.

[Jhinge Machha]

sturridge has been good for my health. he has me chillaxed before every game.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Good thing about Sturridge, and what enables him to score so many and consecutively, is that he scores different types of goals. He scores the types of goals a player like the young Owen would score, and goals in the box like Fowler might, but also the goals a more cultured player does. So it's goals from through balls using his pace, goals using his movement, but also chips and long range. Some player.

 

http://vimeo.com/m/87620503

[KopOut]

He is a striker and they tend to be selfish anyway. My only gripe with him is he does not pass to Suarez when he clearly is in a better position than him.

 

Has happened more than one this season.

Yeah he's easily injured too. Needs to take a cement pill, the pussy.

[El Rojo]

Good thing about Sturridge, and what enables him to score so many and consecutively, is that he scores different types of goals. He scores the types of goals a player like the young Owen would score, and goals in the box like Fowler might, but also the goals a more cultured player does. So it's goals from through balls using his pace, goals using his movement, but also chips and long range. Some player.

 

http://vimeo.com/m/87620503

 

Yep, his range of goals is as good as it gets.

 

Must be a slightly odd situation for him though, in that his own brilliance will probably always be slightly overshadowed by playing alongside the best footballer in the world.

 

Does any stat head know how many assists himself and Luis have for each other? Most likely as impressive a stat as their scoring totals.

[Major Tom]

I love this guy. He is just aces.

[spider-neil]

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[Section_31]

BBC 'Daniel Sturridge did his chances of going to Brazil the power of good".

 

The fuck? Like Jessica Alba does her chances of men wanting to bum her the power of good by being alive?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Wow. Is he still behind Janujazzjam in the pecking order then.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Not all that fussed if she's alive, to be honest.

[spider-neil]

BBC 'Daniel Sturridge did his chances of going to Brazil the power of good".

 

 

 

 

Ha ha! Oh dear.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

If you want a laugh.

 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/liverpool-sign-chelsea-striker-daniel-sturridge-on-long-term-deal.364358/

[Jairzinho]

 

Typical Liverpool signing.

 

If fucking only.

[Jairzinho]

 

I also don't see how Suarez and Sturridge will play together

Welbeck is better than Sturridge

 

I also don't see how Suarez and Sturridge will play together

Welbeck is better than Sturridge

 

I also don't see how Suarez and Sturridge will play together

Welbeck is better than Sturridge

 

I also don't see how Suarez and Sturridge will play together

Welbeck is better than Sturridge

 

I also don't see how Suarez and Sturridge will play together

Welbeck is better than Sturridge

 

[redinoz]

That was a great read, thanks.

I like how quickly they changed their tune when he started banging them in straight away... and then they locked the thread as they were clearly wrong.

[Remmie]

This was a particularly enjoyable quote from Alistair:

 

Liverpool's transfer policy is absolutely hilarious at times. Did they really look across Europe and decide that Sturridge was the best value they could find at £12m? They never seem to learn that this is precisely why they find themselves in 9th.

[Gnasher]

If you want a laugh.

 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/liverpool-sign-chelsea-striker-daniel-sturridge-on-long-term-deal.364358/

Another laugh. They didnt just start one thread saying how shit Sturridge is, they started two.

 

I like to read this remembering that fergursons last transfer was blowing 15-17 million quid on Zaha, for me it makes this thread just a little bit sweeter,

 

Comedy gold

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/daniel-sturridge-to-dippers-in-jan-window.361960/