People with bizarre names

[RedinSweden]

new lass here starting on monday, quite foxy, but called:

 

Petronella Kling

 

There is another starting soon called Åsa Botvidzon.

[Section_31]

I knew someone called Petronella, she was from the Congo.

 

You can't beat the cabinet minister 'Ed Balls'

[RedinSweden]

I knew someone called Petronella, she was from the Congo.

 

You can't beat the cabinet minister 'Ed Balls'

 

All the foreign students from malaysia and that sort of place at our university chose english names for some reason. They always managed to choose ones that didn't fit them at all. One lad was called Arthur. Odd choice.

[Paco]

Benedict Cumberbatch is a great name. he's an actor, played Stephen Hawkings a while back.

[Stouffer]

Probably not that obscure for the Scandos but I went to school with a lad called Laife. Bloke at works missus was caleed Sonas also.

[Section_31]

The guy who plays Shane in The Shield is called Walton Goggins.

[Guest shaunshanks]

Theres a transvestite country and western singer called " Dixie Normous" allegedly!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

There used to be a fella who worked in our place called Shekari Shetole (Pronounced Shake-a-Shithole).

[Anny Road]

I know a Faroaese bloke called Sun-life and another named John Wayne.

Ive bought indian whisky from a bloke called Deepshit.

Isn't there an indian lass on channel 4 news called

Nana Neenar (sounds like a fire engine comming)

[Melchett]

Used to go to school with a lad named Billy Geenbush

 

doesn't seem funny now.

[aws]

I know a Faroaese bloke called Sun-life and another named John Wayne.

Ive bought indian whisky from a bloke called Deepshit.

Isn't there an indian lass on channel 4 news called

Nana Neenar (sounds like a fire engine comming)

 

It scans well but it doesn't rhyme.

[Anny Road]

It scans well but it doesn't rhyme.

 

very good sir.

[Anny Road]

Some of these surnames are actually quite interesting.

From my limited knowledge of history I believe surnames were introduced for tax collection purposes.

If you name was bill and you made barrells you became Bill Cooper.

Makes you wonder what Tony Woodcocks ancestors got up to. What about Peter Winterbottoms long forgotten history.

[rondeco]

I was talking to a bloke the other day who's surname was strongcock.

[Spy Bee]

My mate plays badminton for the pensions service or some such shit, he played a lad the other day called Michael Hunt. He actually referred to himself as Mike Hunt though. True story.

[Remmie]

My name wins

[thechap]

There's a little lad in my kids' nursery whose first name is 'Tom Tom'. Seriously.

 

 

 

 

The insult 'get lost' will never have any meaning for him...

[DJLJ]

Some of these surnames are actually quite interesting.

From my limited knowledge of history I believe surnames were introduced for tax collection purposes.

If you name was bill and you made barrells you became Bill Cooper.

Makes you wonder what Tony Woodcocks ancestors got up to. What about Peter Winterbottoms long forgotten history.

 

Not sure whether this is the case in the UK? In scando country it came off "son of Jakob" Jakobson (Swedish) Jakobsen (Danish, Norwegian). The faroe islands still has this for both men and women, i.e. rigardsdottir "Daughter of Rigard" and Jakobson as above.

[RedinSweden]

Some of these surnames are actually quite interesting.

From my limited knowledge of history I believe surnames were introduced for tax collection purposes.

If you name was bill and you made barrells you became Bill Cooper.

Makes you wonder what Tony Woodcocks ancestors got up to. What about Peter Winterbottoms long forgotten history.

 

Porn stars

[Big Ig]

Went to uni with a really fit bird called Jenny Taylor... said quickly during registration it would always raise a chuckle then all the lads would start thinking of her genitalia

[Chocoholic]

Any guesses as to how Roger Ramsbottom got his name? :whistle:

 

Dammit there's a small town in Lancashire with the name. Although I would have thought it would be in Wales, if anywhere.

[RJ Fan club]

Went to uni with a really fit bird called Jenny Taylor... said quickly during registration it would always raise a chuckle then all the lads would start thinking of her genitalia

 

On a similar quick reading vein, a lad i knew in uni, Chris Peacock.

[Thants]

I worked in MVC once and upon asking the surname of a customer in a packed shop so i could look up his 'loyalty card' details he replied

"C . .OC . . KH . . E . . AD" I read half of it allowed then went silent and went to complete the sale trying to hide the smile.

In Horsham there is a family of Cockheads.

[RJ Fan club]

When I worked at Birmingham City Council benefits dept (for a few short months), I saw quiet a few.

 

The best was "The Lord Jesus Christ I am".

[Remmie]

There was an employee of a company called Sedat Kunt