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Someone got me ma in law a soda stream, as she buys loads of fizzy water, and is concerned about her plastic usage. Today she's come back from the shop with loads of plastic bottles of still water for her soda stream.

No shit...I was getting score updates on that game in the waiting area of the hospital while they prepped my wife for an emergency C-section. Within an hour my twin boys were born at 27.5 weeks! This was yesterday. Fair to say they've been good luck charms for Klopp's Red Machine. Cheers boys!

MOTM clearly Joe Gomez. He is resurgent. Tackles, blocks, bringing it out of the back with confidence. He's really back now and will difficult to shift.

Got two tickets but can't go. Was going to take my 19yr old daughter. Gutted. Got some sort of bursitis of the hip and can't walk. Mrs Jennings is going to take her instead - even though she doesn't know the ropes. Please look out for them both. They've got jeans on and have LFC scarves...can't miss 'em. Here's a list of stuff I have given to Mrs J to help her make it the best experience it can be (I am sooo jealous):- I have taught Mrs J some songs where to get the best pies to make sure she pops over to the eternal flame to say 'hello' when to hold up her scarf (my scarf) for YNWA Get a pint in the mainstand and sing along with the busker - if they sing any player or LFC song Anything else?

Oh how the country laughed when we were shite and Sunderland scored via a beach ball . So basically I'm loving the fume that will be going on at the minute on social media . So fuck em We really are a fucking mentally tough gang of fuckers

If we win the league I am thinking of getting VAR's face tattoed on my face

I’m not sure if this is ‘world of a woman’ or ‘world of an animal lover’ material, but she was a woman and the other thread doesn’t exist so I’ll go with it here. santa brought my little girl a rabbit hutch this year, along with a note from Santa saying he thinks she should go and choose her own rabbit from an adoption centre. that was 3 days ago, and quite honestly I think Santa underestimated how much effort this process would take. we visited the local rspca place on the 27th and got sent on our way without even being shown and rabbit, so yesterday drove an hour to near hull to a different adoption place. fast forward to 8pm last night where me and my missus are on the phone to the “bunny woman” from that place doing an interview to make sure we’re serious about this whole affair. We’ve had to go from the hutch Santa brought, and a run i was going to knock together myself, to the hutch, inside the shed (which they’ll have all to themselves) plus a run twice as big and twice as tall which I’m gonna have to buy and possibly then amend. memorable quotes from the nutter on the phone were... “We must put the bunny at the centre of everything” and my favourite “the needs of the modern bunny”. she didn’t say it, but I’m pretty sure she was angling for us to offer to move into the shed and give the house over to the fucking rabbits. we’re still a home visit away from being approved for adoption yet. she also said she’d like to keep in touch after adoption, so I’ll now have to go through the ball ache of changing my phone number when this is all done. the needs of the modern bunny.

The fucking state people twist themselves in over football.

Big 35 minutes for @viRdjil here.

I think we'll win too mate. The lads these days simply never let us down. For all the talk of Wolves being decent I've heard going around, we're a bit more than that and especially at home a much, much better team. Our defence is boss, goalie too, and they've been getting used to being hard to score against once more and expecting to keep clean sheets. Midfield's very strong now too and whilst it looks like Bobby is back on form, the other two up top can score a brace each out of nothing as well. This isn't me being cocky, just trying to see things rationally. The only thing against us that I can see (in terms of making a strong case for Wolves) would be how long can we expect to keep beating teams; so simply the "it has to end one day" scenario. That day won't be today though. Indeed, I think we'll win keeping them at arms length and the general comments after will be "easier than expected". We're returning to Anfield as world champs and it'll show.

Until we win the league I will continue to live in constant fear. This monkey on our back has a knife to my throat.

It worked out ok for Don King.

Chuffed to see Stevie get a win over Celtic. No interest in the religion or politics inherent in the SPL (I'm an atheist from Northern Ireland so we've enough of that caveman bollocks over here, thank you very much) but loved seeing how fucking ecstatic he was.

Bit of an odd celebration that one..

Can’t believe it’s been nearly two years since blog blert tried to pass warm bread off as toast. It still freaks my nut out to this day.

I’ve always suspected this, very interesting.

A few people in the media told me MegaBlue fucks labradors.

I hope he cancels his British Gas homecare 300 plan, only for his boiler to breakdown less than a year later and he has to pay a £99 rejoin fee on top on the £26 per month.

The league needs winning and the European Cup needs retaining. Been a long, long time since we did the former and even longer since we did the latter. Knock Everton out of the FA Cup, then play the kids in the next round.

Is that picture supposed to show van Dijk handling the ball? Because that picture really does not show van Dijk handling the ball.

The rules are shit. VAR is fucking SHIT.

One does not just simply walk into Anfield.

A literal list of 1000s of suspects

I'm pretty sure he's an escaped Thunderbird puppet.

You could tell everybody - this is your schlong

See for yourself

Nah...the day everything changed was the day 35,000 of us did this...

“What a bunch of twats... but that viRdjil bloke seems sound...”

That one ruled out yesterday for Norwich was a fucking outrage. Then when var realises it's fucked up because it doesn't know the laws of the game (claimed he was offside because pukki had come back from an offside position), it produces an image a bit later without the ball with another armpit offside and then it was just a regular offside. It's just shocking, they're using technology now to cover up bad decisions. (After the lino getting it right too)

That's half the team chasing their first touches.

This times a million.

Maybe one of the most important dates in our history 22 October 2017. A 4-1 loss at Spurs, Lovren hauled off after 30 mins later. Couple of months later and the club push through the van Dijk deal. The next summer go big for Alisson and Fabinho. Since the Spurs game Played 97 Won 77 Drew 16 Lost 4 GF 205 GA 58 GD +147

Think that's a bit of a stretch unless he's supposed to be mocking epilepsy?

Cannot think of anything better than reading this with a 10,5% quadrupel christmas beer. Fucking love it and apart from kids etc makes my day.

Defo mate.

I don't need to watch fuck all to know that grassing someone to their employer for something like that is snide as fuck. If you've got a problem with him, speak to him direct or go & smash him instead of being a snake & going to his boss. I can't get on board with that shit at all, let alone coming on here to boast about it.

I'm English as well mate and I've never supported them as all year all I hear is "always the victim" shouts, "feed the scousers" and fans like those inbreds at Leicester throwing Hillsborough shouts in. Then I am expected to forget all that and go hand in hand and support the national team? Get to fuck.

Made up that was disallowed after the way that twat celebrated. Your named after a shit shop lad so do one.

Same Armpit that players are getting called offside for

I actually spent the first hour or so of today thinking it was Tuesday

First time in 30 years all the refs and Premier League big wigs surrender to corruption, bribes and cheating rather than teams deserving to do well, and we’re the recipients. What are the chances of that? Thanking my lucky stars here.

They're thinking of changing the name to Grand Old Blue Moon

Lad hood? Sounds like an urban dictionary word for foreskin.