FAO Out of towners, wools, mongs and the Irish.

[Bjornebye]

"top o the mornin lid"

[Sugar Ape]

' That blowjob was fucking boss la, so it was '

[Sugar Ape]

I'm suddenly reminded of this legend:

 

[Bjornebye]

"you were only supposed to blow the fucckkkin doors off, to be sure" 

[General Dryness]

I'm suddenly reminded of this legend:

 

 

"Catch on to yourself, Steve".

"What about ye?"

 

The most northern irish man ever to appear on TV. Ever.

[Teflon Don]

"Catch on to yourself, Steve".

"What about ye?"

 

The most northern irish man ever to appear on TV. Ever.

 

I'll raise you a:

 

[General Dryness]

I'll raise you a:

 

 

The very definition of "Ulsterman".

[Bjornebye]

and a cunt 

[General Dryness]

and a cunt 

 

This also.

[Stouffer]

Lolly ice sounds terrible.

 

Pie pork

Cream ice

Supper fish

 

Just doesn't scan for me at all.

[stringvest]

This lolly ice business is bad enough outwith the Scots getting involved with their strange ways.  

[VladimirIlyich]

Lolly ice sounds terrible.

 

Pie pork

Cream ice

Supper fish

 

Just doesn't scan for me at all.

Its lolly,as in lollipop,made of mostly ice. Simple,boss.

[The Golden Eel]

I quite like big Ian myself.

[VladimirIlyich]

I quite like big Ian myself.

ANY REPLY SHOULD BE IN BIG LETTERS TO EMPHASISE HIS NOTED CHARACTERISTIC.BEING A GRADE A CUNT.

[Champ]

This lolly ice business is bad enough outwith the Scots getting involved with their strange ways.

 

Funny story from my brother on Sunday. He has a base in Leigh. One of the managers is Scottish and in detailing a job for one of the staff said, 'you'll be away a couple of days, you'll need a 'piece'(meaning sandwich) with you.' Local member of staff wondered what kind of job he was being asked to do that would require a gun.

[Bjornebye]

Funny story from my brother on Sunday. He has a base in Leigh. One of the managers is Scottish and in detailing a job for one of the staff said, 'you'll be away a couple of days, you'll need a 'piece'(meaning sandwich) with you.' Local member of staff wondered what kind of job he was being asked to do that would require a gun.

'base' 'detail'

 

I can see how one could be confused 

[Stouffer]

Just had a lovely sleep on my mattress memory-foam and divan double.

[General Dryness]

Funny story from my brother on Sunday. He has a base in Leigh. One of the managers is Scottish and in detailing a job for one of the staff said, 'you'll be away a couple of days, you'll need a 'piece'(meaning sandwich) with you.' Local member of staff wondered what kind of job he was being asked to do that would require a gun.

 

He'll want more than one sandwich if he's going to be away for a couple of days, surely? Unless the sandwich is size A0.

[General Dryness]

'base' 'detail'

 

I can see how one could be confused 

 

I'm struggling with "funny".

[Sugar Ape]

I've just been informed by DimReaper that in Northern Ireland an Ice Cream is called a ' poke '. And also that the word weaker is interchangeable with brilliant over there. When you consider they also call a ' chippy ' a  'chipper ' and a ' fry up ' a ' fry ', then I think it's clear to see we've got a problem.

 

Evidence:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poke&page=2

 

 

In northern ireland poke is another word for ice cream on a cone. so if offered a poke u are not being offered sex! 
if you hear the term "pokie" this refers to the seller of the ice cream. usually in a van or other mobile stall.

"fancy a poke" "aye go on!" 

"who wants a poke"

[The Golden Eel]

Weaker post there you buck eejit

[Sugar Ape]

Weaker post there you buck eejit

 

Thanks, it's not just natural I've been working out.

[Champ]

I've just been informed by DimReaper that in Northern Ireland an Ice Cream is called a ' poke '. And also that the word weaker is interchangeable with brilliant over there. When you consider they also call a ' chippy ' a  'chipper ' and a ' fry up ' a ' fry ', then I think it's clear to see we've got a problem.

 

Evidence:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poke&page=2

 

 

I'm thinking the 'poke' is the cone?

 

Here 'poke' is a bag.....as in 'a poke of chips'

 

And hence 'pig in a poke'

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm thinking the 'poke' is the cone?

 

Here 'poke' is a bag.....as in 'a poke of chips'

 

And hence 'pig in a poke'

If that last one means bacon flavoured ice cream then Im all for it.

[Captain Turdseye]

I've just been informed by DimReaper that in Northern Ireland an Ice Cream is called a ' poke '. And also that the word weaker is interchangeable with brilliant over there. When you consider they also call a ' chippy ' a 'chipper ' and a ' fry up ' a ' fry ', then I think it's clear to see we've got a problem.

*FF on the GF alert - If you don't want to see the result, look away now*

 

I've recently seen a few of the Irish boys describing a free kick as just 'a free'. Someone needs to step in and clamp down on this shit before it gets out of hand.