Allardyce still harbours England dream

[Cushty92]

Allardyce told The People: “Without any dreams or goals I would need to pack in management.

 

“It was a pretty distant dream that I might one day be considered for the England manager's job when I started out at Limerick, but 15 years later I went very close.

 

“You have to reset your goals and your dreams and my dream, first and foremost, is to make West Ham as successful as I possibly can.

 

“Not only by getting them promoted, but by establishing them in the Premier League.

 

“But if by fulfilling that dream you are brought closer to another one, then obviously that's what you consider. In fact, it's what you do the job for.

 

“That's not being disloyal to any football club, it's about always having ambition and striving to be better. If you have achieved, the club has achieved.

 

“You try to leave a club in a better position than when you acquired it and I've always felt that's the one thing I've done. My job now is to re-invent West Ham in terms of stability.”

[Xherdan]

He should stick to wanking with an oven glove.

[sir roger]

I can't understand why supposed professionals get into these discussions. He has only been at West Ham 2 minutes & he's going on about the England job and winding up the West Ham fans. I know he tries to cover himself in the piece, but to me all he has to say is that he is focussing completely on his new job at this juncture, as everybody knows he wants the England job anyway.

[Chocoholic]

Limerick, you said?

 

There once was a fat twat called Sham,

Whose head was the size of a tram,

He had a fixation,

To manage his nation,

And pissed off the fans at West Ham

 

Good posters of TLW, I invite you to add your own.

[Dan]

sam, oh sam.

you fat fucking sham

to manage west ham

was never part of the plan.

cos' it was england you wanted

but you just never got it

now the championship is the best you can do.

or

 

one day you will die,

and we will be happy,

to see your lump of a body

lying flat in a coffin

the end

[Megadrive Man]

I harbour dreams of marrying Caroline Wozniacki.

 

I'd say me and Big Sam both have an equal chance of fulfilling our dreams.

[Unrighteous]

I harbour dreams of marrying Caroline Wozniacki.

 

I'd say me and Big Sam both have an equal chance of fulfilling our dreams.

 

So... you're saying that there is a chance!

[Unrighteous]

Fat Sam was a managerial fake,

He saw a bloke wank on a cake.

Fat Sam praised his aim,

for the cake was quite plain,

then he ate every bite on the plate.

[Iceman]

Sam was a man who was fat

when he spoke people said 'who shat?'

his teams they were kack

they hoofed from the back

in all he was just a huge prat.

It was known that he loved the slur Alex

all day he would lick on his bollicks

'they taste just fine!

and his knob i will shine

so one day the devils i'll manage.

Or maybe I'll go to Real!'

its easy i've got the know how

i'm surprised they don't call

not even at all

i guess ill just stay at west ham (and be a fat c*nt)

[Joso]

[Red Phoenix]

That guy managing England... He'd play the one style of football that we're trying to move past in stick us back in the dark ages. He'd make Pearce seem like a flair option in comparison.

[Red Phoenix]

His name's Big Sam,

AKA Fat Sham,

Manages West Ham,

His style ain't glam,

Big legs hoofing to some big players head,

The fans will wonder if they're actually dead,

It's really that bad,

And some will go mad,

Too much reliance,

On sports science,

They'll be bored to tears,

Dreaming of previous years,

His style would never work at Madrid,

He'll never go and they'll be glad he never did,

As for the national side,

He'd probably not be denied,

They'd go hand in hand,

To the despair of England,

Then the press lynch mob,

Would finally shut his gob,

And his boring route one,

Would finally be gone,

And he could spend all day long,

Round at Slurs in his thong,

And Rafa could say "ex-Rover,

It's time to signal game over."

Edited June 27, 2011 by Red Phoenix

[Captain]

Sam Allardyce harbours a size 5 football inside his head.

[Magic Sponge]

He'll give up on his dream when he discovers that Diouf isn't English.

[LFC64]

Limerick' date=' you said?

 

There once was a fat twat called Sham,

Whose head was the size of a tram,

He had a fixation,

To manage his nation,

And pissed off the fans at West Ham

 

Good posters of TLW, I invite you to add your own.[/quote']

 

A lumbering great gobshite named Sam

Had a head the size of a ham

When questioned about it

Said ' I don't wish to flout it

But do you fuckin' know who I am?

[RobbieOR]

I hope England hire Allardyce, I'd piss myself laughing.

[Anubis]

I harbour dreams of marrying Caroline Wozniacki.

 

I'd say me and Big Sam both have an equal chance of fulfilling our dreams.

 

At least there's a chance of getting Wozniacki if you use chloroform and handcuffs. You can't use chloroform and handcuffs on the England job.

[LFC64]

I read he was born in Dudley so how come he sounds like a manc with with half a pound of tripe stored in his ample jowels ?

[Iceman]

Still harbours sounds like a good place to moor my yacht until this transfer window is closed.