*Shakes head* Everton again.

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

State of these t shirts they sold outside Goodison.

 

Conveniently forgetting they've won fuck all for a quarter of a century.

 

 

Good grief, that 'lost 6 times' Tee is embarassing never mind when you havent won anything since 1995. You'd have to be a special kind of brain dead to wear that. 'Oh, look what the other lot lost'!

 

And what's that on the wall? Id rather walk alone? Id be surprised if any decent bluenoses arent embarassed by some of the shite on sale.

[Harry Squatter]

17 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Good grief, that 'lost 6 times' Tee is embarassing never mind when you havent won anything since 1995. You'd have to be a special kind of brain dead to wear that. 'Oh, look what the other lot lost'!

 

And what's that on the wall? Id rather walk alone? Id be surprised if any decent bluenoses arent embarassed by some of the shite on sale.

When I was on holiday in Lanzarote my kids were on some trampoline and some old fella about 75 was waiting behind me in the queue with his grandkids wearing that. I looked at him and started smirking and shook my head. He saw this then his face screwed up in anger, then he heard my accent when the kids were getting off the trampoline. He didnt bother asking me whether I was a red or a blue.

[Mudface]

20 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

When I was on holiday in Lanzarote my kids were on some trampoline and some old fella about 75 was waiting behind me in the queue with his grandkids wearing that. I looked at him and started smirking and shook my head. He saw this then his face screwed up in anger, then he heard my accent when the kids were getting off the trampoline. He didnt bother asking me whether I was a red or a blue.

You've got a Wigan accent??

[Harry Squatter]

19 minutes ago, Mudface said:

You've got a Wigan accent??

No, I'm Welsh.

[DalyanPete]

One of those tell ya Grandkids you where there days, like Istanbul, Rome, Paris.

The shite stayed up.

[Mudface]

4 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

One of those tell ya Grandkids you where there days, like Istanbul, Rome, Paris.

The shite stayed up.

The start of a powerhouse dynasty, culminating in er... finishing 4th once and being knocked out the Champion's League before they were even in it. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

GOT is wonderful, literally anything can set them off.

Poster on innocuous thread "I've just come back from a weekend break to Malaga, had a great time"

Reply..."I knew a RS once who went to Malaga, wall pushing cunt, I hate them"

(27 pages of vitriol)

Another thread..

Poster "What do people think about the Loch Ness Monster, real or not?"

Reply...."Fuckin' RS by ours went there the other year, the merrrrdering, wall pushing cunt. I hate them"

(42 pages of vitriol)

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

GOT is wonderful, literally anything can set them off.

Poster on innocuous thread "I've just come back from a weekend break to Malaga, had a great time"

Reply..."I knew a RS once who went to Malaga, wall pushing cunt, I hate them"

(27 pages of vitriol)

Another thread..

Poster "What do people think about the Loch Ness Monster, real or not?"

Reply...."Fuckin' RS by ours went there the other year, the merrrrdering, wall pushing cunt. I hate them"

(42 pages of vitriol)

Can remember talking about whether the moon landings were fake to an Evertonian, within 10 seconds he was moaning about us, the word "conspiracy" started him off.

[johnsusername]

22 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Can remember talking about whether the moon landings were fake to an Evertonian, within 10 seconds he was moaning about us, the word "conspiracy" started him off.

You don't have to go the Moon to go the Moon, but we did go the Moon. 

[Harry Squatter]

Posters on GOT tomorrow explaining why they aren't arsed about us.

[johnsusername]

I remember all those times Man U would win the league and I'd feel gutted and empty. Christ, imagine how the Blues feel now.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

56 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I remember all those times Man U would win the league and I'd feel gutted and empty. Christ, imagine how the Blues feel now.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

They all went to bed early. Incoming new stadium announcement tomorrow. 

[Bob]

6 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Posters on GOT tomorrow explaining why they aren't arsed about us.

I had a quick look on

there this morning while I was having a shite, and it’s seems 90% of the posters watched the ceremony, despite not being arsed, and some 50 pages were added to their thread about us since yesterday morning.

 

anyway, finished my poo so back to watching YouTube videos of the reds for another half an hour before getting up.

[Creator Supreme]

35 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I had a quick look on

there this morning while I was having a shite, and it’s seems 90% of the posters watched the ceremony, despite not being arsed, and some 50 pages were added to their thread about us since yesterday morning.

 

anyway, finished my poo so back to watching YouTube videos of the reds for another half an hour before getting up.

Shouldn't you have got up before you had a shite?

 

Suppose you can blame the dog like!

[Chairman Meow]

20 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

Must have killed them making this vid but at least they were in on the joke.

That is as shite as all the other Paddy Power top bantz bullshit adverts they come out with. 

 

Created by the same kind of mind set as the wankers who post shit memes with a load of crying laughing smileys accompanying them. 

[DalyanPete]

9 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Posters on GOT tomorrow explaining why they aren't arsed about us.

Quality fella and very true

[Tj hooker]

8 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

They all went to bed early. Incoming new stadium announcement tomorrow. 

Have they moved the cone again 

[Harry Squatter]

Think the well needs to run dry on the moral outrage over the gatherings last nice before a new stadium announcement. 

 

[dockers_strike]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Think the well needs to run dry on the moral outrage over the gatherings last nice before a new stadium announcement. 

 

It's just about all they have left, the fume. Without a moral crusade to ride, they have nothing, nada, zip.

[deiseach]

16 hours ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

GOT is wonderful, literally anything can set them off.

Poster on innocuous thread "I've just come back from a weekend break to Malaga, had a great time"

Reply..."I knew a RS once who went to Malaga, wall pushing cunt, I hate them"

(27 pages of vitriol)

Another thread..

Poster "What do people think about the Loch Ness Monster, real or not?"

Reply...."Fuckin' RS by ours went there the other year, the merrrrdering, wall pushing cunt. I hate them"

(42 pages of vitriol)

This is ridiculous. No Bloo has ever had a great time.

[sir roger]

6 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Shouldn't you have got up before you had a shite?

 

Suppose you can blame the dog like!

Or Amber Heard

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Or Amber Heard

Doing an Amber Heard. Turd.

[Special K]

Had to have a quick look on the WSAG forum. It's full of bitters convincing themselves they're not arsed about us winning the league and how empty it must feel for us to celebrate the way we had to last night.

 

They are fucking gutted

[DalyanPete]

14 minutes ago, Special K said:

Had to have a quick look on the WSAG forum. It's full of bitters convincing themselves they're not arsed about us winning the league and how empty it must feel for us to celebrate the way we had to last night.

 

They are fucking gutted

Funny that I was just thinking how empty I've be feeling, gone on for a few weeks now, and last night the lager tasted really strange and for some reason I felt the urge to shed a little tear.

[Stickman]

Last week it was Pep and City this week it’s Fat Frank and Chelsea...Any port in a storm for the lovable Blues 

 

@efcluke

That Lampard video is boss hahahahhhaha

Frank Lampard speaking facts