In an alternate universe, could have been a great player for Liverpool

[acks]

Vegard Heggem, in another world is a £40m superstar fullback.

[WhiskeyJar]

Torres.

 

But he was good for us, just turned out to be a massive handbagging cunt hanging judas acting shithouse.

[Guest TK-421]

Yeah but he could've been grrrreat. He was seduced by John Terry.

[Jennings]

This fella was actually signing for us, but failed the medical because of high blood pressure. We sent him to Spain to relax, so he could retake it on his return. He shagged a bird on the plane on the way over and spent the whole week on the piss. When he came back his blood pressure was higher. He never joined us.

 

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[Guest TK-421]

How about...Simão Samosa? He was on the plane and everthink. My guess is he would've been better than Speedy G, Pennant etc.

[manwiththestick]

Marcus Babbel. Was immense in the treble season until injury cut his LFC career short. Terrible shame.

[murphy]

Gary McAllister

 

he's a legend anyway BUT should have graced our midfield for a lot longer. Should've been signed about eight years earlier than he was

 

I remember watching him and MacDonald in midfield against us in 1984. He must have been a kid. Me Dad said we should buy that McAllister. We bought wooden legs instead.

[Section_31]

I don't get it, in an alternate universe wouldn't shit players still be shit? They just might have beards or be nazis.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Beast, Igor Biscan.

[ReDeus]

The Beast, Igor Biscan.

I love Igor... but he's shit in all possible realities.

[giblinho]

Might be too soon, but Ryan Babel scored some brilliant goals and had some great appearances off the bench. I'll miss him if only for his twitter account....

[Scousa Tomo]

DIRK KUYT

[Kevin D]

Milan Baros. He had the ability but lacked the consistency and more specifically, lacked game intelligence. He showed flashes of inspiration for Liverpool, but his best form was during Euro 2004 for his country where he was fantastic.

 

He could put it together on ocassions and he looked damn special when he did. In my view, he doesn't get enough credit for his performance in Istanbul. He was magnificent on the night. He dragged Stam and a prime Nesta - what a defender he was - into the trenches and didn't stop running them all night. His hold-up play, most notably for the penalty, was highly impressive. Infact, he was exactly what we needed in Athens; direct, persistent, fast and technically sound.

 

The ref was giving absolutely everything against him, too, but he just kept going.

[niallers]

Jimmy carter? No, sorry he'd def be dross in every and all alternate realities. What was the King thinking of when he bought him?

[Horus]

In an alternative universe then Kenny wouldn't have resigned, so we could have have Alan Shearer banging the goals in for us for most of his career. He would have been a true Liverpool great.

 

It's also possible that Kenny at Liverpool, rather than Blackburn, would have persuaded Roy Keane to be another of our greats.

 

Strange thoughts.....

[njackets]

Marcus Babbel. Was immense in the treble season until injury cut his LFC career short. Terrible shame.

 

Was just about to post this, 1 of the best defenders I've ever seen for a period then he got that weird disease, how about that goalie was supposed to be the next Schmeichal? Stensgaard was it? Did something o his shoulder never played again.

[Hermes]

Out of the players we had, Stan.

 

From those we should have had it has to be Michael Laudrup, the biggest transfer mistake in our history.

[dirty_sanchez]

I love Igor... but he's shit in all possible realities.

 

Someone neg this sorry motherfucker...

[silverlining]

In an alternative universe then Kenny wouldn't have resigned, so we could have have Alan Shearer banging the goals in for us for most of his career. He would have been a true Liverpool great.

 

It's also possible that Kenny at Liverpool, rather than Blackburn, would have persuaded Roy Keane to be another of our greats.

 

Strange thoughts.....

 

This is more like it!

 

Although I'm certain Shearer would have gone to play for Newcastle at some point, regardless.

[Antynwa]

Bruno Cheyrou

 

Especially after that friendly v Lazio where he was the player Maradona wishes he could have been.

 

Obviously Igor Biscan.

[Ian Sea]

Eric Cantona. But instead Souness was busy signing Paul Stewart and Nigel Clough.

[smilezzz]

Joe Cole...

Milan Jovanovic...

Paul Fucking Konchesky...

Christian Poulsen...

 

At the time of signing, some lads here were creaming themselves, "Konchesky > Insua", "steady the boat", "add much needed stability to the defence", "looks like a nutter", etc.

 

With the exception of the Konch i actually bought into it.

[Mascherano]

I was excited when we bought Phil Babb. Great World Cup, excellent Pace, I thought we were wigning q gem!!

 

Le Tallec, I had big hopes for.

 

Kewell, another one.

[Seanleonardart]

Wasn't Cristiano Ronaldo hours away from joining us before he signed by manure?

 

pretty sure i read that in Phil Thompsons book

[Hermes]

Wasn't Cristiano Ronaldo hours away from joining us before he signed by manure?

 

pretty sure i read that in Phil Thompsons book

 

Tommo said he wasn't worth what they were asking and was then stunned by the Mancs paying £11m. Then again, he didn't look worth it in his first season at Old Trafford.