The hardest thing for me

[Redder Lurtz]

is working out how I'll stop myself from smashing the bosseyed gobshite leeds fan in the face at work tomorrow when he'll bring his fat grinning bogeyed face to my desk, probably before 8.30 tomorrow morning.

 

The rest of what's going on has really started to transcend reality. Everything from our captain being up on an assault charge, to finishing out of the top four, to being shited by citeh, to losing to Northampton, to our miserable looking players on multiple thousands of pounds a week whilst I struggle to pay the child maintenence, rent and bills, to the cunts who own us, to the endless speculation about finances within the club, to Roy's completely fucking inept tactics, to losing to one of the relegation favourites, to our worst start to a league campaign in 57 years. It's surreal and I'm beginning to feel detached from it all. That's possibly some kind of defence mechanism kicking in to avoid depression at the hands of this joke of a fucking game we all supposedly enjoy so much.

 

The reality for me now is some wonky eyed fatfaced leeds cunt and his stupid grinning face. How the fuck do I get past wanting to stamp his fucking stupid spaz face into the carpet?

 

Thanks Moores, thanks Roy, thanks Rafa, thanks Tom & George, thanks Sky, thanks Jova, Gerrard, Torres, Poulsen, Lucas. Thanks a fucking lot you utter, putrid shithouses. I hope you're well happy with your millions whilst the rest of us are dealing with the reality of what you're doing to us. Wankers.

 

Fucking sick of it.

[RedKnight]

Call in sick.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Smash him lad.

[Faustus]

Thank fuck I've got the day off tomorrow. Would have been working with the bluenoses all day if I was in!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's only a game......*runs for cover*

[col06]

the amount of nob heads milking Blackpool's win who don't support them on facebook is really starting to get on my tits

[Redder Lurtz]

He's kept his stupid skew-eyed face away from me today. I'm guessing because his scabby lot lost to Ipswich at the weekend and he thinks I'll give him some stick. Like I give a fuck. As long as he doesn't come waddling over here the status quo of me not going to prison for actual bodily harm will be maintained.

 

He's one of those Leeds fans who enjoys slating man united to me and then wobbles off to slate Liverpool to the local man u cockjockeys. I seriously think I'll have to have him shot. It's only what the French did to people like him in the 1940's.

[mooch84]

the hardest thing is reading the offal every week, always full of shitty articles "kuyt-our season starts now" " johnson- we will turn this around" Same old shit for the past 18 months now

[hamstrung]

I got in to find an email from a mate who supports Scunthorpe, with directions to the ground, places to eat etc.

 

Gonna save it, just in case.

[Redder Lurtz]

I got in to find an email from a mate who supports Scunthorpe, with directions to the ground, places to eat etc.

 

Gonna save it, just in case.

 

I went on a course at Glanford Park a few years back. Nice little ground, well situated, close to the motorway, lots of parking facilities. Also, I think I'm right in saying that they're neither owned by a pair of leeching American cunts, nor employ a manager with a complete lack of tactical or positional awareness and I'm fairly certain most of their players put in a decent shift most weeks.

[BenC]

I'd take no shit from Leeds fans. Whilst we were winning the champions league in Istanbul, they were bankrupt at the bottom of the First Division. Things are shit for us at the moment but we will never fall as far and as fast as those bastards did.

[Carradona]

I've got a lecture with a certain Tom Cannon in a while. No doubt he will mention us a few times.

[danielo]

Be big. It is an interesting footballing challenge for LFC. The players/manager have been asked a question - now is the time to answer.

[Scott_M]

Tell him to fuck off and mind his own business.

 

That's what I did, works a treat.

 

The more vicious the better.

[RedinSweden]

I got in to find an email from a mate who supports Scunthorpe, with directions to the ground, places to eat etc.

 

Gonna save it, just in case.

 

Scunthorpe is the only team with Horse cunt in it. FACT.

[Bubble]

Scunthorpe is the only team with Horse cunt in it. FACT.

 

Ahem.

 

[Flying Pig]

I'd take no shit from Leeds fans. Whilst we were winning the champions league in Istanbul, they were bankrupt at the bottom of the First Division. Things are shit for us at the moment but we will never fall as far and as fast as those bastards did.

 

Don't be so sure. If refinancing happens, we will but quicker.

[RedinSweden]

Ahem.

 

 

Very good.