A lad I know got asked...

[Spy Bee]

A lad I know was recently seeing a girl and it finished. I didn't know why until Sunday night, and I apologise for taking this long to share it with you.

 

The bird he was seeing asked him if he would wear a strap on!

 

Hahaha! That's when you know you have a tiny todger!

[rondeco]

Ooohhh that's gotta hurt!

[AL66GOLF]

And has he?

[Cardie]

 

Hahaha! That's when you know you have a tiny todger!

 

Or that you're dating a slag

[RedinSweden]

Maybe she wanted one in the pink, one in the stink.

[cochyn]

He should have asked her to stuff some pipe-lagging up her minge instead.

[Spy Bee]

He should have asked her to stuff some pipe-lagging up her minge instead.

 

Hahaha fucking brilliant!

[WrongIslander]

I'm wondering how the logistics of that would work? I mean, wouldn't things.... get in the way?

[RobbieOR]

Why the fuck would you tell your mates shit like that? He just should have said he dumped her.

[Charles Penrose]

Hang on a minute, didn't you recently announce the ending of your own relationship...

 

My mate indeed.

[Spy Bee]

I'm wondering how the logistics of that would work? I mean, wouldn't things.... get in the way?

 

I think the problem was it didn't get in the way enough.

 

Yeah Chris, you could have been on to something, but if it did happen to me, I sure wouldn't tell anybody. I'd be as embarrassed as a mother fucker!

[Captain]

Was it Durango?

[Charles Penrose]

Durango can't sit on a chair properly. How the fuck would he navigate a piece of rubber up his jacksy.

[RobbieOR]

Ad, If you're mate is interested tell him that Liverpool Lad knows where to obtain these "Strap on's".

[manwiththestick]

At least she didn't ask if she could use one on him.

[melons]

Durango can't sit on a chair properly. How the fuck would he navigate a piece of rubber up his jacksy.

 

I love that clip. I can't read one of his posts without thinking of it.

[She Knows It]

Fucking hell, that's like asking your partner to wear a mask!

[Section_31]

Nightmare. This lad my mate knew was getting ridden by some bird once and she just stopped and said "this is shit", got up and walked out. Ouch. The lad in question probably just plays Wearside Jack tapes over and over again on his walkman these days.

[Tyler Durden]

There was a fella living in one of our houses who had just basically disappeared and left all his gear in the house so we sent the lads in to spruce it up and clear the old furniture and that, while they were doing it they found an empty box for a strap on called 'slim jim' , we have to store their gear for a few months when they skip incase they call back for it , think its safe to say he wont be coming back for his.

[melons]

Nightmare. This lad my mate knew was getting ridden by some bird once and she just stopped and said "this is shit", got up and walked out. Ouch. The lad in question probably just plays Wearside Jack tapes over and over again on his walkman these days.

 

Harsh, I've never done anything that. *whistles*

[Vincent Vega]

Maybe she wanted to do a Stefan Postma, the kinky bitch.

[Pope]

A lad I know was recently seeing a girl and it finished. I didn't know why until Sunday night, and I apologise for taking this long to share it with you.

 

The bird he was seeing asked him if he would wear a strap on!

 

Hahaha! That's when you know you have a tiny todger!

 

It's not a 'lad you know'. It's you, ain't it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

...and what's the best way to bring a woman to orgasm ?

 

Like why should I care ?!

[Mel Wood]

It might not be that he's got a small todger. It might be that he's got premature ejaculation.

 

Or both.

 

I'm not making this any better for the lad, am I?

[Liverpool lad]

My relationships normally end because I ask the bird to wear one