The world of a woman.

[lifetime fan]

You were doing all right til the last bit (not interested in that at all)

 

I'd swap that for everyone to be happy for us and for everyone to have a good time

Get over yourself.

 

You may not express that desire in the same way I did buts that exactly what you wanted or would want.

 

You'd want everyone to love the occasion. You'd want it to be the most intimate/meaningful/enjoyable wedding they'd been to. That's exactly the same.

[melons]

I bet he'd picked out a garter for himself too.

 

including the corset. 

 

 

I get that, there should be teamwork before the wedding day as that's what will be needed forever to make a marriage work.

 

'Joint' decisions can be made, but any bloke with two brain cells (or a dick that needs sucking) knows how to read a woman and make sure her needs and wants are definitely catered for on the wedding day.

 

I don't give a shit what any woman says, on her wedding day she wants to look beautiful, feel comfortable, enjoy herself and wants to make all her female mates green with envy.

 

If you can't make sure your woman is going to get that on her wedding day you're fighting an uphill battle from the very start.

 

I think thats the crux, its your day too. If it's something you both want or you're willing to compromise on you're on to a winner. 

[lifetime fan]

I think thats the crux, its your day too. If it's something you both want or you're willing to compromise on you're on to a winner.

I'm not going to help these gay rumours now but...

 

What's the sexiest set of underwear a woman owns?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm not going to help these gay rumours now but...

 

What's the sexiest set of underwear a woman owns?

Dental floss?

[lifetime fan]

Nah mate.

 

It's the set she feels sexiest in.

 

So you say that's your favourite set, she wears it more often, she feels better about herself so she gives you more suck treats, she's happy so she eats less chocolate, she likes her body more so wears the underwear more often so you get more suck treats.

 

It's fucking basic and the amount of blokes that fuckmitmupmis embarrassing.

 

Apply the same logic to a wedding and you're laughing.

[Mook]

Nah mate.

 

It's the set she feels sexiest in.

 

So you say that's your favourite set, she wears it more often, she feels better about herself so she gives you more suck treats, she's happy so she eats less chocolate, she likes her body more so wears the underwear more often so you get more suck treats.

 

It's fucking basic and the amount of blokes that fuckmitmupmis embarrassing.

 

Apply the same logic to a wedding and you're laughing.

 

I'd be careful if I were you, if you start to suss women out too much I reckon your head will explode...

 

[lifetime fan]

No man will ever suss them out completely. Our brains don't underatand complete bollocks.

 

But even the simplest bloke should know how to make a woman feel good about herself. It's not even difficult or hard work and the rewards are more than worth it.

[Champ]

Nah mate.

 

It's the set she feels sexiest in.

 

So you say that's your favourite set, she wears it more often, she feels better about herself so she gives you more suck treats, she's happy so she eats less chocolate, she likes her body more so wears the underwear more often so you get more suck treats.

 

It's fucking basic and the amount of blokes that fuckmitmupmis embarrassing.

 

Apply the same logic to a wedding and you're laughing.

 

Brilliant!

[Champ]

No man will ever suss them out completely. Our brains don't underatand complete bollocks.

 

 

*Dont fall for it,  Cath. Dont fall for it*

[lifetime fan]

An example; an ex of mine had incredible tits, however one was slightly bigger than the other.

 

The first time I banged her I spotted her with arms under her tits to try and make them look the same size. The next time we were together I made a special effort with the slightly smaller one and told her that was my favourite.

 

Now you know, I know, and any bloke in the world knows that's complete and utter horseshit but I got a load of extra suck treats from it, a bird that felt better about herself so wore dirtier and dirtier gear in the bedroom and put out more often.

 

That's just common sense. It doesn't cost flowers, presents, meals out or any of that shit.

 

Just listen. Pick up on her weak spot and compliment her about it.

 

Like I said it's fucking basic.

[lifetime fan]

*Dont fall for it, Cath. Dont fall for it*

 

And yours obviously fail to understand ours.

 

It's not completely a complaint but blowjobs, beer, good food and lots of sex gets more housework done first time every time than any naggin ever will.

 

Let's see who benefits most from me lessons. You and Melons or the male posters on here?!

[Chairman Meow]

That's all well and good Col but I find chloroform and rope a much faster solution.

[melons]

Nah mate.

 

It's the set she feels sexiest in.

 

So you say that's your favourite set, she wears it more often, she feels better about herself so she gives you more suck treats, she's happy so she eats less chocolate, she likes her body more so wears the underwear more often so you get more suck treats.

 

It's fucking basic and the amount of blokes that fuckmitmupmis embarrassing.

 

Apply the same logic to a wedding and you're laughing.

 

I'm convinced. 

[lifetime fan]

I'm convinced.

Exactly.

[lifetime fan]

Make a woman feel hot and sexy and guess what, she's happy to be A hot and sexy whore in the bedroom. Plus other places.

 

It's infuriating it's so simple.

[lifetime fan]

That's all well and good Col but I find chloroform and rope a much faster solution.

You have to worry about CCTV a 'little less' with my plan though.

[General Dryness]

I'm getting all this advice Lifey mate, but you're going to have to tell me more about this "fuckmitmupmis".

 

Where do they sell it?

[lifetime fan]

I'm getting all this advice Lifey mate, but you're going to have to tell me more about this "fuckmitmupmis".

 

Where do they sell it?

You don't want any of that.

It costs a fortune and you don't get any.

 

A bit like Christmas presents.

[General Dryness]

You don't want any of that.

It costs a fortune and you don't get any.

 

A bit like Christmas presents.

 

I hear you on that one.

[Champ]

Get over yourself.

 

You may not express that desire in the same way I did buts that exactly what you wanted or would want.

 

You'd want everyone to love the occasion. You'd want it to be the most intimate/meaningful/enjoyable wedding they'd been to. That's exactly the same.

 

We're not saying the same thing here, whatever you might think

 

No man will ever suss them out completely. Our brains don't underatand complete bollocks.

 

But even the simplest bloke should know how to make a woman feel good about herself. It's not even difficult or hard work and the rewards are more than worth it.

 

 

*Dont fall for it,  Cath. Dont fall for it*

 

You ruined it with the 'complete bollocks'

 

And yours obviously fail to understand ours.

 

It's not completely a complaint but blowjobs, beer, good food and lots of sex gets more housework done first time every time than any naggin ever will.

 

Let's see who benefits most from me lessons. You and Melons or the male posters on here?!

 

I'm not sure if I know what the answer's meant to be there

[stringvest]

including the corset.

Cammell Lairds are knocking one up for Col. He'll look the business.

[DJLJ]

 

I'm not sure if I know what the answer's meant to be there

fuckmitmupmis

[VladimirIlyich]

Nah mate.

 

It's the set she feels sexiest in.

 

So you say that's your favourite set, she wears it more often, she feels better about herself so she gives you more suck treats, she's happy so she eats less chocolate, she likes her body more so wears the underwear more often so you get more suck treats.

 

It's fucking basic and the amount of blokes that fuckmitmupmis embarrassing.

 

Apply the same logic to a wedding and you're laughing.

Im afraid 'belly button warmers' would consign any possible blow jobs to playing Pool with a rope.

[lifetime fan]

Im afraid 'belly button warmers' would consign any possible blow jobs to playing Pool with a rope.

I said sexiest, not most comfortable.

[melons]

Im afraid 'belly button warmers' would consign any possible blow jobs to playing Pool with a rope.

 

 

Black ones with a touch of lace always work brilliantly at disguising what they actually are. 

 

There is not a chance you'd catch me out of my warmers, its bloody cold in these hills!