What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

These vocal minority are becoming an irritant.

[PestiRed]

You Trumpian fascist beaners will never defeat us

[Numero Veinticinco]

We beat you a long time ago. It was a landslide victory.

[PestiRed]

We beat you a long time ago. It was a landslide victory.

All I’m hearing here is Theresa May’s Brexit is the will of the people and Trump’s boast that he had the biggest ever Electoral College win.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

All I’m hearing here is Theresa May’s Brexit is the will of the people and Trump’s boast that he had the biggest ever Electoral College win.

Then stop reading the Daily Mail and watching Fox News.

[Anny Road]

I suspect the anti beaners are a bit like the Labour Party on Brexit. Even their leader who is pretty anonymous at the minute probably likes beans but won’t say it.

[PestiRed]

Beanz Meanz Trumpz

 

 

 

[Anny Road]

I’m quite angry about Anny’s Breakfast and I’ll explain why. Vandalism becomes worse depending on the beauty of the thing you destroy. The addition of beans to an otherwise great meal is akin to drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa, to putting Jar Jar Binks into the Star Wars cannon, adding a MacDonalds to the Kop and photoshopping Katie Hopkins face onto Kelly Brook’s body.

It’s difficult to describe this breakfast as anything other than a crime against humanity.

Also, milk & water is not tea and hash browns are surplus to requirements and not a replacement for tomatoes

Clutching at straws here you right wing bean facist.

Even beans in a side dish does not satisfy your desire to outlaw things.

Moaning about the colour of the tea is pathetic. Have stronger then not a problem there is a full pot to the side. By the beans.

Hash browns, mushrooms and tomatoes I grant you are an area for discussion.

For me it is a matter of taste and inclusion or exclusion does not make or break a breakfast. They are not a red line. Beans are.

I can live with that as a compromise but will not tolerate things such as chives and potatoes.

[PestiRed]

I can live with that as a compromise but will not tolerate things such as chives and potatoes.

What do you make your hash browns out of? Probably the tea leaves that went missing from the teapot

[Numero Veinticinco]

29.82%

 

*drops mic*

[Anny Road]

What do you make your hash browns out of? Probably the tea leaves that went missing from the teapot

They may be made from potatoes but they are not potatoes are they. I would not have mash, jacket, roasted or chips anywhere near a fry up.

I confess on holiday in the past I’ve had small fried cubes which although not textbook did get allowed because I cannot think of another dish they had been served with.

I take it you will not complain next time you go the chippy for fish and chips but get hash browns and fish instead. When you moan the bloke says they are potatoes what’s your problem.

[Karl_b]

Top drawer effort, Anny. 9/10 for me, because nothing is perfect.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That would be perfect if it was on a plate in front of me.

 

But it's not. 2/10, pointy hash browns.

[KMD7]

29.82%

 

*drops mic*

 

It's pretty conclusive, and damning

[Numero Veinticinco]

It’s an act of kindness that we let them stay and talk smack. Still, that’s what you do. The majority of rationals tolerate the anti bean jihadists right to free speech. They sicken me.

[Fugitive]

The addition of beans and the cup of milk made that worse than my incinerated effort.

 

Fuck beans.

[TheHowieLama]

The leader has spoken.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The addition of beans and the cup of milk made that worse than my incinerated effort.

 

Fuck beans.

Did it fuck

[Juniper]

I’ve repped you for the breakfast but you’re absolutely taking the piss with the tea.

 

You monster.

[Anubis]

I reckon a few people on here could take this down.

 

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Number 5 of London's "10 noteworthiest eating challenges" by Time out Magazine. 4 fried slices, 4 slices of toast, 4 eggs, 6 sausages, 6 rashers of bacon, 6 hash browns, 4 black pudding, plum tomatoes, beans and mushrooms. You have 45 minutes to finish it all and get it for free or£20 if you can't manage it all. The Challenge has only been completed once, by the incredible competitive eater, Emma Dalton, live on ITV's This Morning. She finished in an incredible 21 minutes and 34 seconds. Check out our news page to see her take on one of the worlds biggest food challenges.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Not even hard.

[Anny Road]

No bother except I could not eat the toms.

[Dr Nowt]

No way I could ever conceive of eating all that, even on pain of death.

 

Replace the beans with runny dogshit though, and it would represent a light snack merely limbering me up for an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

[Anny Road]

No way I could ever conceive of eating all that, even on pain of death.

 

Replace the beans with runny dogshit though, and it would represent a light snack merely limbering me up for an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

Me and my mates got barred from a place in Chinatown we used to go to most weekends. We'd starve for 12 hours before and had developed eating strategies designed to get max food per pound. No rice or pastry items, crackers soup or that stuff.

The owner would scream at us. You must eat rice you must eat rice. Stopped us getting in eventually. It was fair enough we had had a good run.

[Anny Road]

Thought being Sunday we would have had at least one pic today. Esp from the antibeaners. Maybe they are still in bed trying to summon up the strength to get down the stairs.