Who's the daddy..

[Section_31]

Stouffer's so potent that in this small segment

He made all of the ladies on the GF board pregnant

 

I've actually felt kicks myself and have strong cravings for Dairy Milk covered in tofu.

[RedinSweden]

I've actually felt kicks myself and have strong cravings for Dairy Milk covered in tofu.

 

Tofu? Then you have been inseminated by one of Remmie's pigs dear boy.

[Section_31]

toffos, what the fuck's it all about?

 

 

My first twallenge, is to eat a toffo without losing any fillings, I shall see you anon.

 

[hamstrung]

Mrs H craved Coffee and Fabs.

[RedinSweden]

Mrs H craved Coffee and Fabs.

 

Mrs RiS wanted broccoli.

[hamstrung]

I wish Mrs H did. I love a bit of broccoli, but she won't stand for it.

[melons]

Mrs H craved Coffee and Fabs.

 

Salt and vinegar crisp dipped in nuttella with the first kid. They had to be burn your mouth flavour crisp though, disco's or smiths squares.

 

Oranges with the second and third, and pure orange lolly ices with the youngest.

 

I hardly ever eat oranges now, maybe 3 a month.

 

 

 

edit, deliberately avoiding montys post in the hope that my coil actually does its job.

[Owen]

Missed this also. Congrats Stouff. I know you'll rise to the challenge of letting the GF choose a middle name!

[Remmie]

Stouffer Mumrah Geordieson jnr

[Remmie]

Edit: The name sounds so nice I had to post it twice

Edited August 6, 2009 by Remmie

[Stouffer]

Tofu? Then you have been inseminated by one of Remmie's pigs dear boy.

 

Imagine how big the sperms are that Remmie's massive pigs generate, sperms the size of your fist.

 

Missed this also. Congrats Stouff. I know you'll rise to the challenge of letting the GF choose a middle name!

 

Could be the greatest thread ever, I'll start it after Christmas.

 

Futumch

 

Stouffer Mumrah Geordieson jnr

 

A great name, a noble name.

[Karl_b]

So how are the GF dads and dads-to-be getting along then?

[hamstrung]

Next Wednesday is the day, should she not arrive of her own accord before then.

 

I am armed with hot towels and a list of family phone numbers. Good to go.

[RedinSweden]

So how are the GF dads and dads-to-be getting along then?

 

Alright thanks.

 

Next Wednesday is the day, should she not arrive of her own accord before then.

 

I am armed with hot towels and a list of family phone numbers. Good to go.

 

Have a sneaky chug on the gas and air if you get the chance. helps the situation no end.

[Baresi]

Next Wednesday is the day, should she not arrive of her own accord before then.

 

I am armed with hot towels and a list of family phone numbers. Good to go.

 

I had my second little lad just over 4 weeks ago. The labour for the fella's is torture, as the feeling of uselessness you feel as your missus is going through absolute agony is indescribable. It's all worth it in the end though.

 

Hope everything goes well.

[Elmyn Noos]

I had my second little lad just over 4 weeks ago. The labour for the fella's is torture, as the feeling of uselessness you feel as your missus is going through absolute agony is indescribable. It's all worth it in the end though.

 

Hope everything goes well.

 

 

Not so for me, I was just glad it was her instead of me having her genitals ripped apart.

[JohnnyH]

My Mrs craved chocolate. She wasn't pregnant, just a fat cow.

[hamstrung]

Not so for me, I was just glad it was her instead of me having her genitals ripped apart.

 

That's kind of where I am at, at the moment.

[stringvest]

It's fine. Relax and breathe deeply. Have a pop on the gas and air, as it is fantastic. Three gulps and your 4 pints into a night out. She might fancy a go on it from time to time as well, but don't let her hog it. They get really selfish at times like this.

[Stouffer]

Due date is 13th March so all's good at the minute, apart from the Mrs. being a hormonal maniac.

 

She's eating a lot of red sweet laces too.

 

I'm bricking it, I imagine things will get worse.

[Anubis]

I can hardly wait for the Lion King style shot of Stouffer holding his baby aloft and procaliming the new prince/ss of sexiness.

[Stouffer]

Baby Rupert/Rupertina will have a lot to live up to.

[Juniper]

Congrats to you both!

[hamstrung]

On my way to the hospital...

 

Typical. Miss the *ball.

[RobbieOR]

On my way to the hospital...

 

Typical. Miss the *ball.

 

haha. Count your lucky stars its not Sunday...