Apparently...

[Kopite]

...the average position of the teams we've beaten in the Premiership is 17th.

 

God bless an Evertonian for that fact.

[zigackly]

16th. But it would have been a lot higher if those teams had beaten us. It's a bullshit statistic anyway. Tell the fucker the table doesn't lie, that normally shuts them up.

[bobhorse]

Can 3 teams be 17th ?

[Captain]

...the average position of the teams we've beaten in the Premiership is 17th.

 

God bless an Evertonian for that fact.

 

Indeed. I haven't laughed so hard all day. Not that I think he's right, but that's another matter.

[sir roger]

Well , the average position of teams to beat Everton this season is 18th.

 

Tell them to fuck off.

[Stefan]

derby+sunderland+aston villa+chelsea=54. 54/4=13.5

 

Buy him a new calculator

 

edit. ahh fuck it, we didn't beat Chelsea. Fuckin Styles twat

[Kopite]

derby+sunderland+aston villa+chelsea=54. 54/4=13.5

 

Buy him a new calculator

 

I'm sure they'll take comfort from that fact. Me thinks they are getting worried.

 

Imagine how they will feel if we win no. 19?

 

Not that I give a sh*t as I'll be wasted for a month.

[bobhorse]

or better still give him this fact the average position of the team to beat Reading Aston Villa and Derby is 1st

[bigmacbrownie]

We beat Villa away who have beaten Chelsea today. We beat Sunderland away who were narrowly beaten by the mancs. We absolutely battered Derby yesterday, we've got a goal difference of plus 9 and are top of the league with a game in hand. Tell the bitter to stop wasting his time calculating our averages and concentrate on his own shitty team. Jealous bastard!

[Section_31]

If Torres played for the arse or mancs the bitters would be creaming over him.

 

All they ever do is talk about other team's players. 'Fuckin Henry, some fuckin player he is, bet you wished you ad im instead a crouch dont ya ay?!'

[bobhorse]

Just a smal club in merseyside

[grazywalker]

I remember watching an England game when Johnson was playing his first game.I have never seen so many blues in the pub.They were screaming at all the England players to give him the ball and even though it was obvious he was out of his depth they still saw him as the new Dixie Dean.

And another incident.I was on the train from Wirral to Liverpool one morning around Xmas last year and a few lads were all bright yellowed up for work drinking cans,well piised(not health and safety conscious).One of them was bladdered and asked me if I was a red or blue.I of course said red and then he spouted "Sept ?? 2006 3 -0 Andy Johnson, remember that date remember that date redshite" and proceeded to sing ..I swear to god these blue noses are knoblicks.

[bigredruss]

they're obsessed, don't you know

[Sut]

Does anyone seriously give a shite? Was anything said when they were riding on the crest of a wave after... erm... two victories (having played one more game than everyone else in the league bar Spurs). God love them.