Post in the style of another forumite

[Paul]

A blast from the recent past.

All has been revealed by Milli Vanilli.

[Stu Monty]

Elmyn! Where is he nowadays?

 

Had a kid didn't he so he's probably spending most of his time picking shit out of his finger-nails now instead of posting on here.

[Michael Howard]

Day three of recovery from the most unpleasant stomach bug I've ever had. It's been through the entire family, but I (being the man of the house) have obviously had it worse than everyone else. I was going in today but felt too shit when I woke up. So I'm pottering about at home waiting for my stomach to fucking sort itself out. I've lost a stone in weight since Friday (woo-hoo) - although that might say more about where I was before than where I am now, weight-wise.

 

Birkenhead Belly - did the rounds in our office a month or two back. Shitting bile is not pleasant - but is a very effective weight loss programme. Horrendous.

[Dr.Filth]

Hi my friends! I just try to know what means Remmie's forum? In Finland remmie is meaning 'owl's penis'. Thank you for your helpings.

[Tom R]

blah blah blah, bolcocks, balls, tosh, I am a cunt. Repeat to never ever fade.

[Slam Daniels]

blah blah blah, bolcocks, balls, tosh, I am a cunt. Repeat to never ever fade.

 

My awesome band will be playing a charity gig tonight in Leeds, and then tomorrow we'll be playing in Leeds. I fucking rock.

 

As you were.

[madstock]

blah blah blah, bolcocks, balls, tosh, I am a cunt. Repeat to never ever fade.

 

I thought you had to post in the style of another forumite...

[Tom R]

I just downloaded the latest copy of Microsoft XS81638-46. I can now define pixellated micro-virgins to 400 nano-mallarkies.

[Guest TK-421]

Hey anyone wanna listen to my band part 3482.

[Slam Daniels]

I just downloaded the latest copy of Microsoft XS81638-46. I can now define pixellated micro-virgins to 400 nano-mallarkies.

 

And next week we'll be playing in Leeds. Or possibly Leeds.

 

As you were.

 

* 500 nano-mallarkies actually, you bastard.

[Remmie]

I can stroke my chin quicker then a quick-fit fitter

[Juniper]

Hey anyone wanna listen to my band part 3482.

 

 

Ooooh you bitch!!

 

We are only on part 5

[Guest TK-421]

Ooooh you bitch!!

 

We are only on part 5

 

It's just jealousy, I'd much rather be drumming in an up and coming indie quartet than slaving my guts out.

[Tom R]

A drummer? Who, dear? Me, dear? No, dear!

 

How very dare you!

 

 

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.

[Juniper]

A drummer? Who, dear? Me, dear? No, dear!

 

How very dare you!

 

 

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.

 

 

What do you call someone who takes fuc*ing ages to tune their instrument and then complain for the next few hours that it's not loud enough or it sounds shite.

 

A guitarist

[Guest TK-421]

What do you call someone who takes fuc*ing ages to tune their instrument and then complain for the next few hours that it's not loud enough or it sounds shite.

 

A guitarist

 

What do you call someone who prances around on stage with a tambourine that they secretly want to shove up their own arse?

 

A singer!

[RedKnight]

What do you call someone who prances around on stage with a tambourine that they secretly want to shove up their own arse?

 

A singer!

 

How weird looking are you?!

[Guest TK-421]

How weird looking are you?!

 

Very.

[RedKnight]

Very.

 

The guy on the left is okay but you look weird. What's with the puffa jacket?

[Guest TK-421]

The guy on the left is okay but you look weird. What's with the puffa jacket?

 

:D

[Remmie]

You all blow goats

[Owen]

Lame.

[Dirk]

Lame.

 

Dude, you suck. johnb rocks.

[Guest TK-421]

Look I'm not Raddy/Momo or whatever, I'm just a new poster.

[aws]

The latest empirical studies reveal that behaviour of the average caucasian male can be attributed 37.5% to genetical hard wiring and 62.5% to educational and cultural influences.