My name is Zeb and I'm a vegetarian

[Tom R]

Ta vegetarian is probably harder work than not being one. A vegetarian I worked with years ago (who, coincidentally, was gay)

 

Coincidence schmoincidence.

[plonky]

San Francisco and Brighton probably have the highest number of veggies per 100 people.

If that doesn't prove it, then it should

[Tom R]

Where I went to school about 40% of kids were Veggie- seems a lot more common in the South of the country.

 

hence the terms:

 

Southern gays

Gays of the South

Southern fairies

The South - Capital of gay

brighton

[Tom R]

 

that looks well nice.

[Remmie]

Well if she is slobbering on your chopper then its only fair you return the favour - No doubt you get a nose bleed at the thought..

I've just realised, when you asked if I ate fish you weren't talking aboot the finned bastards that live in the sea

[Remmie]

Giraffes don't eat meat. They are the gayest animal in the world. Ergo you are gay.

 

Science.

Have you ever heard the jokes: why does the elephant paint his balls red? To hide in the cherry tree

 

What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries

[Tom R]

Have you ever heard the jokes: why does the elephant paint his balls red? To hide in the cherry tree

 

What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries

 

Good work dude. My first ever Giraffe gag.

 

 

Seriously though, on te hveggie front, I just love all food. I see most things as edible and will try just about anything you put in front of me. I've eaten a sheeps eye and monkey brain but I've also eaten some pretty rank veg as well. Sprouts for example.

[Remmie]

San Francisco and Brighton probably have the highest number of veggies per 100 people.

If that doesn't prove it, then it should

To continue the guess based facts, Freud stated that the reason people like sausages so much is due to the subconscious homosexual urge to fellate

[Tom R]

To continue the guess based facts, Freud stated that the reason people like sausages so much is due to the subconscious homosexual urge to fellate

 

 

Yeah, but he also had the shittest beard in history. hence proving that he knew shit.

[Remmie]

Yeah, but he also had the shittest beard in history. hence proving that he knew shit.

Maybe, so I'll have to debunk the Brighton and San Fran theory in return - People from San Fran and Brighton are so gay that they aren't technically people, therefore any Vegetarian data has to be declared null and void

[gazelle]

I've just realised, when you asked if I ate fish you weren't talking aboot the finned bastards that live in the sea

 

yeah it was a bit early to be lowering the tone..

[tokyojoe]

Most women I allow to fellate me tend not to have choppers

 

Only most?

[mattyq]

I can't see the problem, personally. If you're a veggie cool, if not equally cool.

I like meat but that's my preference. Most birds i tend to attract are veggie and good luck to them. It's only when they start banging on about meat being murder etc that it gets up my nose. However, i reckon if you're a veggie and people go on about how great meat is that would piss you off too.

Either way, who give a shit.

I think you're a gayer, Remmie, but that hasn't got anything to do with your dietary choices - apart from jizz swallowing

[Remmie]

Only most?

I wrote that deliberatly you excitable mantoucher and I declare it the most whimsical jape of the season

[Stu Monty]

I wrote that deliberatly you excitable mantoucher and I declare it the most whimsical jape of the season

 

You're in a very Simpsons mood today aren't you?

[Gav]

Why would you not eat something, if you've never tried it? I can understand it, if you don't eat it cause you don't like it, but obviously that can't be the case here. So why? In my world, its like saying I don't drink tea, even though I've never had a sip of it. Actually I do drink tea and whisky when I'm sick, but thats the only time. I just don't like the taste of tea.

 

I hate the teaste ,smell and look of meat .Have never liked it .My aul fella forced me to eat it when I was younger ,but as sonn as I was old enough to tell him no ,I stopped .That was roughly 18 years ago .In all that time I've eaten plenty of fish .I don't have any "the poor lickle animals" beliefs* .I just hate the colour,look ,smell and taste of meat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not dissing anyone who is veggie and has these beliefs,I just don't have that belief .

[Tom R]

I hate the teaste ,smell and look of meat .Have never liked it .My aul fella forced me to eat it when I was younger ,but as sonn as I was old enough to tell him no ,I stopped .That was roughly 18 years ago .In all that time I've eaten plenty of fish .I don't have any "the poor lickle animals" beliefs* .I just hate the colour,look ,smell and taste of meat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not dissing anyone who is veggie and has these beliefs,I just don't have that belief .

 

It's for the best i reckon.

 

if you ate meat from an early age you'd be nine foot four by now.

[Gav]

It's for the best i reckon.

 

if you ate meat from an early age you'd be nine foot four by now.

 

 

 

:D

[kop]

It's hard to become fat being a veggie I presume? As long as your diet's not 100% fries that is.

 

I've got no problems with veggies by the way. I also appreciate it when it's not forced on me, just like religion. I've got nothing but respect to someone wh can live out a belief that has so big influence to their life. Just one question; can you drink milk? If no; why not?

[Kobayashi Maru]

Been a vegetarian my entire 31 years. Not really ever got any of the gay jibes growing up about it from tits just the 'what the fuck do you eat' and 'it must be hard and boring you tofu, carrot munching, lentil eating cunt' and the old chesnut of 'we are born to eat meat'. Most cant get there heads around the fact that my entire diet does not consist of carrots, torfu and lentils.

 

The UK is probably the best with the variety, espc in London and Leicester where the Indian culinarary culture is more evident. A culture steeped in a couple of centuries of vegetarianism, so they have learnt to cook a few more dishes beyond the carrots, rice and lentils. A few mates have been suprised some of the vegetarian food they have had in some of these restaurants and weddings contain no meat in it and have subsequently become semi converts just from knowing there is a choice.

 

One of my ex managers, a kiwi, became a fully fledged hard core vegetarian after traveling the world and discovering a few things along the way.....nenver quite found out what though made him change his views.

[Paul]

Calling anyone gay is amusing, so why should veggies be any different?

[madstock]

Calling anyone gay is amusing

 

You would say that. Gay.

[kop]

What is amusing is the paradox of one minority taking offence of being called another minority. I wonder if gay people take offence being called a veggie. Well do they, Rashid?

[Kobayashi Maru]

It's hard to become fat being a veggie I presume? As long as your diet's not 100% fries that is.

 

I've got no problems with veggies by the way. I also appreciate it when it's not forced on me, just like religion. I've got nothing but respect to someone wh can live out a belief that has so big influence to their life. Just one question; can you drink milk? If no; why not?

Most vegetarians I know eat and drink dairy products, which contain no animal products.....some dont eat eggs though. Discovered recently from a mate that Hindu's revere cow's because they primarily give milk thus sustaining life.

 

Think the hard core vegans dont have any dairies though....

[Sugar Ape]

I went on a date with a bird from me gym last year who, after I told her I was a veggie, proceeded to point to every fucking meat dish on the menu in Lloyds and say " would you eat that?".

 

To make it worse about an hour after I dropped her off she text me saying "would you eat chicken nuggets from McDonalds!?"